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Comedy Central tries a new series: Drunk Hot Takes. Cancelled after 2 episodes because it made more sense than half the ESPN writers.
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swickles posted:Comedy Central tries a new series: Drunk Hot Takes. Cancelled after 2 episodes because it made more sense than half the ESPN writers. I think we could all be a lot more laughable in a video format. When the jokes fall flat we will still be funny looking.
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Aug 15, 2015 02:30
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Chilichimp posted:Holy poo poo, you're right... 
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Chilichimp posted:The order is: Steelers Fans -> Cowboys Fans -> Pats Fans -> Superbowl Winners' fans -> your division rivals fans -> whichever team exited your team from the playoffs in the last 2 years fans. Imagine 49ers fans entering last season. 4 of the 6 criteria were ingrained hatred. And then that season.
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old dog child posted:The Broncos are one of those rock bands that end up at Indian casinos when they realize that they're a little too old to have a proper reunion tour. The Hard Rock Casino in Gulfport MS had Judas Priest and Air Supply on the same billboard. Sadly not on the same night.
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Aug 15, 2015 08:51
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if youre at a bar with regular humans and their accomplices and regardless, you STILL find yourself typing up tff *literally anything* then please drag yourself out by the lovely phone and something something smash your forehead off your grandmothers taint. ok good talk.
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Aug 15, 2015 10:24
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nrr posted:if youre at a bar with regular humans and their accomplices and regardless, you STILL find yourself typing up tff *literally anything* then please drag yourself out by the lovely phone and something something smash your forehead off your grandmothers taint. ok good talk.
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Aug 15, 2015 10:26
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JT Jag posted:What if it's during a game are you telling me that you're a jags fan and you would prefer to type bullshit uponst TFF, rather than end your life, one drink at a time, over the course of 7, 6, 5, or maybe even one, single, lonely hours?
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Aug 15, 2015 10:32
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nrr posted:are you telling me that you're a jags fan and you would prefer to type bullshit uponst TFF, rather than end your life, one drink at a time, over the course of 7, 6, 5, or maybe even one, single, lonely hours? I can multitask
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Aug 15, 2015 10:41
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JT Jag posted:What if it's during a game I went on a ski trip with a buddy and we went to the bar to watch the Super Bowl and he was legit pissed off at me afterwards because I kept being on my phone and making posts with the bros. gently caress it though we hung out 5 days in a row, what is the bitch my wife?
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Aug 15, 2015 13:55
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nrr posted:if youre at a bar with regular humans and their accomplices and regardless, you STILL find yourself typing up tff *literally anything* then please drag yourself out by the lovely phone and something something smash your forehead off your grandmothers taint. ok good talk.
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Aug 15, 2015 15:09
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nrr posted:fuckin hell, and for a while there I thought I had the brokest brain in the farthouse. at least I don't wake up covered in blood anymore. nrr posted:have any of you tried to actually pick up a little person before? motherfuckers got a density like a collapsed neutron star nrr posted:if u got the sails up and aint actually gliding on the power of the air being forced mightily from your anus, then you aren't doin it right son nrr posted:I want to see little baby Andy Reid sucking on a bottle of BBQ sauce nrr posted:makes me wanna make a Christmas card for all of you that involves shoving a camera down the back of my pants and taking a picture of me farting nrr posted:Ugh. That's gonna take forever to get out of my cleats nrr posted:is it too much to ask for all of your housemates to gently caress off at once so you can get the place to yourself to sing some embarrassing poo poo at the top of your lungs once in a while? nrr posted:I feel like I just walked in on you guys as Kramer and Newman, dancing around in the kitchen making sausages out of your own feces nrr posted:Is pickleball just how long you can stand to dunk your scrotum in a jar of vinegar or what nrr posted:if youre at a bar with regular humans and their accomplices and regardless, you STILL find yourself typing up tff *literally anything* then please drag yourself out by the lovely phone and something something smash your forehead off your grandmothers taint. ok good talk. 
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Aug 15, 2015 15:29
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I'd buy the gently caress out of that book
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nrrr posted:I want to see little baby Andy Reid sucking on a bottle of BBQ sauce 
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Aug 15, 2015 16:27
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That is prime avatar material there.
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Aug 15, 2015 16:40
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nrr posted:if youre at a bar with regular humans and their accomplices and regardless, you STILL find yourself typing up tff *literally anything* then please drag yourself out by the lovely phone and something something smash your forehead off your grandmothers taint. ok good talk. Mmmmm, yeah, that's what I want: to talk football with drunk people who can't even name the second string o-line.  I'm engaged. The only way for me to enjoy myself at a bar anymore is to be on my phone.
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Aug 15, 2015 16:55
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Oh Jesus yeah. Marriage can be really cool at times, but some of the motions are loving awful. Especially boring friends.
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Aug 15, 2015 18:05
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Toaster Beef talks to the Pope http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-pope-refuses-to-bless-sam-bradford/
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Aug 15, 2015 18:35
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I bet the Pope is super conflicted on Wake Forest
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Aug 15, 2015 18:36
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Do I have to take the Redskins? When's my homework due?
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Aug 15, 2015 18:57
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Aug 15, 2015 19:46
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Did you get mine
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Aug 15, 2015 20:04
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Febreeze posted:Toaster Beef talks to the Pope
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Aug 15, 2015 20:31
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You know I love you Rasczak.
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Alaois posted:I bet the Pope is super conflicted on Wake Forest Does the pope poo poo in the Wake Forest
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Aug 15, 2015 20:57
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Big Bob Pataki posted:Did you get mine just replied to the email, actually still waiting on Ehud
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Aug 15, 2015 21:04
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its always fun to wake up in the morning and find out what you've posted
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Aug 15, 2015 21:16
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nrr posted:its always fun to wake up in the morning and find out what you've posted That's going in the book.
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Aug 15, 2015 21:16
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nrr posted:its always fun to wake up in the morning and find out what you've posted hah. wake up in the "morning." good one
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Aug 15, 2015 21:16
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Febreeze posted:
Febreeze posted:just replied to the email, actually Just sent it 
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JT Jag posted:I can only presume the Pope also isn't a fan of the Lions Probably tries to hide his Penn State allegiance too.
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Aug 15, 2015 21:33
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nrr posted:makes me wanna make a Christmas card for all of you that involves shoving a camera down the back of my pants and taking a picture of me farting That reminds me- one time when I was drunk, I sent a Snapchat of the goat to all my closest friends and now Snapshat is a loving danger zone when any of us get hosed up
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Aug 15, 2015 22:33
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old dog child posted:Snapshat I don't think I want that app...
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Aug 15, 2015 22:41
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I wash my hands after
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Aug 15, 2015 22:47
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swickles posted:Comedy Central tries a new series: Drunk Hot Takes. Cancelled after 2 episodes because it made more sense than half the ESPN writers. Sports Night 
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Febreeze posted:
Sent you a Falcons write-up, 'Breezy. Yo, use my football forum name for the article, btw: "Drag Route" Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Aug 15, 2015 |
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Aug 15, 2015 23:00
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Please use my rap name, Rhymenosaurus.
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Aug 15, 2015 23:05
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Probably Magic posted:Please use my rap name, football fuckerman. ftfy
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Aug 15, 2015 23:07
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Please use my porn name Chance Batman
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computer parts posted:Probably tries to hide his Penn State allegiance too.
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