FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Hey Fabreeze I'm :toxx:

ing Myself that I'll have a Bengals write up in your inbox by midnight Eastern Sunday night if you don't already have one. I'm just very preoccupied with not thinking once I'm done with work lately.*

*totally not code for lazy.

Edit: I'd spend :5bux: for a TMM compilation on paper.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Sep 10, 2015

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 04:48

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 09:02

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

DHB finding interesting new ways to disappoint.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 02:54

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Watching his belly sag inside his jumpsuit is even more hypnotic.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 05:01

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Odd how these started about a year after the Bengals started their cartoon program covers...

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 17:07

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Imitation is a form of flattery. Why so mad

The Chargers killed my Grandfather.

Not sixty something years of chain-smoking and Chuck Bresnihan's defense

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 19:39

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Revenge

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/patriots-revenge-game/

Revenge on the Colts for that time they cheated, clobbered the Colts, got caught cheating by a former Jets Front Office personnel, won the Superbowl anyways, mishandled the media relations in every way and made things much worse on themselves, miraculously avoided most of the punishment and then proceeded to play even better and have another infraction right away next year.

Revenge, a dish best served regardless of whether there actually was a slight.

Go *gags* Colts.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 05:15

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

So uh Fabreeze can a brother get a toga sporting Dalton dramatically proclaiming "Pitsburgho Delenda Est?"

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 05:58

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I have an av for a Colts fan out there, needs editing to get it down to size but I'm no .gif wizard.

My long snap brings all the Pats to the yard.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 23:43

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Finally. Im famous.

And I love that TFFs silly idea that Dan Campbell beats up opposing coaches bane style had gotten mainstream enough Reddit is running with it HARD

"You've adopted the spread, I was born in it."

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 20:38

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Filthy Casual posted:

Lots of wasteland tribals to murder each other to ZZ Top.

I'm so sick of the way East/West coast types stereotype the Midwest.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 03:14

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Thaddius the Large posted:

Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn

Something something crucify you kill all teens.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 05:04

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Some Jerk posted:

If the Bengals win, I will draw Andy Dalton as Hades from Disney�s Hercules.

I never thought I'd ever say this, but go Bengals.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 01:53

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I love that everyone's picking the Steelers. It's going to be the most lopsided Bengals win in that rivalry in ten years.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 21:31

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I want to go to Zanzibar, where the Bengals are 2-0 in the superbowl.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 01:04

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

I love even you, Chiche, even you.

Seriously I would not be in this position with this job if it weren't for goons in the first place, you guys are the best

You'll hear from my lawyer, he'd like to discuss royalties.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 01:09

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

BlindSite posted:

Hey, can anyone more talented than me avatar this:

It's cam getting ready to go be bad rear end and wreck the giants after they tied it up and I'm kind of tired of having a domestic violent as my avatar.

Does this look really forced to anyone else?

Also he has a fake smile

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 05:43

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

The state of Bavaria

With tongs, held away at arms reach.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 17:48

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

This one likely needs a backstory for non-Bengals fans. They drafted a Left tackle, Jake Fisher, in the second this year out of Oregon. Whit and Smith are the starters so they've been having him play as a blocking TE. Hue Jackson, our playcaller, managed to get him open in space early in the season and he got 30 yards after the catch. Great, right? Well, since then Hue has had the quarterback target Jake in the endzone nearly every time he's played a game. On Monday our fullback got hurt and guess who Hue Jackson picked to replace him. H-backs can't wear numbers in the 70s, though...

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 01:31

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Julio.

Or Dimitroff sipping his late and biking to a 7-9 record.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 20:00

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Oakland Bowies (Because he has the eye patch).

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 01:52

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

What position is the Bass guitar of the NFL? Punter? Cause the Who franchise is carried by it.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 05:48

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 21:33

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

Andrew Luck, sure, but who else?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 17:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Seabass played basketball too. He was the critical sixth man who smokes pot under the bleachers.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 16:25

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

It cracks me up when New Yorkers go full "It's not pizza" on Chicago because I've met about thirty Italians and they all went out of their way to proclaim that NY style isn't pizza.

It's like watching a Dane making in a No True Scotsman argument.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 06:14

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

All forms of pizza are closer to original italian pizza than goddamn chicago sauce pie.

Someone's never been to Russia :barf:

Let's use Mayo in place of cheese and serve it cold!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 16:52

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wow Russia is a backwards shithole who would have guessed

Pretty much everything else I had was really good. The biggest thing you learn about the US when you travel is our produce is uniformly poo poo and our meat is hit and miss.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 17:50

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I got Mock drafts,

I got food chat,

I got Dalton who could ask for anything more?

# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 20:31

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

This is probably Bomani Jones' best and most predictive work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9IRJ6FHF0

Jordan Shipley. :smith:

# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 00:45

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I think you should use the linework from this one and the color/shading from mustard's comics.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 18:05

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The word slave comes from Slav.

Something something the Bills.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2016 04:45

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I really want to take credit for Sad Jordan but alas...

# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 21:47

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I have liked a loooooot more of the White Sox fans I've met than the Cubs fans.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 16:46

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Shath Hole posted:

The obvious reason why is that you are a cranky old man

I mean I am a cranky old man, but the reason why is a lot of the Cubs fans I have met have tended to be trust fund babies who are utterly convinced that Chicago is the best place on earth, while the White Sox fans I've met have generally been a person with a hat on.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 19:05

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I have almost the exact same birthdate as the Nancy Drew Simpsons.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 23:23

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Fair warning, if you are a Bengals, Raiders or Titans fan they will trigger you. I still listen but I'd probably shiv Chris if I met him.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 00:06

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Do they constantly talk about Mularkey?

Their gimmick is calling y'all the Taitoons and pretending it's the first they've heard of you.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 01:57

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I really like that they asked for outstanding team mates and opponents and wish there was a record of players and their answers.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 05:37

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I have a mental image of a comic where Mel and Rich are commenting about how the Colts are drafting linemen but they look really tense. Cut to the colts draft too and you see Luck mean-mugging them with a cocked football.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 03:50

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 09:02

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Doltos posted:

This shits racist af

So are you running with the Sopranos theme or are you being serious?

# ¿ May 7, 2016 06:31

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