FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Toaster Beef posted:

Finally done. All of the old TMM comics are now officially on FART. Feels good to see 'em all in one place again.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 04:39

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 23:23

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

That Works posted:

Could someone maybe crop this from the sides a bit and animate a pan up from the bottom freezing on the head in the image in avatar size? I need it for... reasons. Will gladly buy an avatar cert / archives or whatever for someone if they like?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 23:19

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

That Works posted:

Perfect. Can I get you anything?

nah, enjoy

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 23:30

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Chichevache posted:

We are just spotting the rest of the division a few games so that December will be interesting.

Awfully good of you chaps.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 11:47

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Febreeze posted:

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 20:20

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Febreeze posted:

This is basketball and not football, but I did another logo set, this time Halloween NBA logos

http://uproxx.com/dimemag/2015/10/halloween-nba-logos/

Suns should license that from you, it's great.

especially with the dia de los muertos around here.

also, reminded me of the 90s, when the suns sponsored the Lithuanian olympic team and sold these:

Qwijib0 fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Oct 30, 2015

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 18:41

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

WugLyfe posted:

I'm always amazed when things aren't a way and they should be a way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KKbdErJkiY

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 17:37

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Football. Art.

This is a pretty good breakdown of the new ESPN graphics package

http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/new_logo_and_on-air_packaging_for_espn_college_football_by_loyalkaspar.php

The detail put into the theming is kind of rediculous:

all of the landscapes are rendered:

20T of assets. :wow:

Sizzle:

https://vimeo.com/138909307

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 23:21

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Darth Brooks posted:

First thing that came to mind.

ESPN clearly missing an opportunity to reboot mutant league football.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 05:59

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 19:39

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

JPrime posted:

Had to post this here:

It's fantastic, if a little small for my pudgy self.

Nice!

Got mine too, though on the 'natural' fabric and its reeeeally thin. May end up just being art.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 21:19

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

This is the one upside of living in Scotland.

Scotch whisky is cheap as gently caress

Still kicking myself for not bringing back more from Islay.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 16:01

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

No Safe Word posted:

http://sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=TFF_Bingo&action=edit someone go put it on the wiki for crying out loud or post it here and I will

Templated and started.

http://sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=TFF_Bingo

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 18:52

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

BlindSite posted:

Hey, can anyone more talented than me avatar this:

It's cam getting ready to go be bad rear end and wreck the giants after they tied it up and I'm kind of tired of having a domestic violent as my avatar.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 15:30

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Darth Brooks posted:

# ¿ Jan 4, 2016 02:49

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

MechaFrogzilla posted:

It's even worse in baseball. Nearly every team is some combination of red or blue.

Diamondbacks used to be awesome gold/purple/teal

now they're boring "sedona red"

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 16:44

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Ehud posted:

Larry Fitzgerald is a bad guy who got a pass on a domestic violence incident because the NFL didn't care about that stuff in 2008 or whenever

Larry Fitzgerald is a guy who did a lovely bad thing in 2008, went through the legal process, and has been a model citizen since?

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 15:25

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

sean10mm posted:

Same could be said for Ben Roethlisberger.

Hmm, yes, a man accused of rape twice is absolutely in the same camp as a man who retaliated viciously in a custody dispute wanting to spend more time with his son.

edit:

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Dude, you have found yourself in the position of arguing domestic abuse is not really as bad as rape and I think you need to take a moment a really reflect on the decisions you have made that lead you here.

Not my intent, I thought I was being more nuanced than that.

and this is the farthouse, so I'm done.

Qwijib0 fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jan 19, 2016

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 15:56

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

JPrime posted:

No qualms there. AZ sucks, except for how inexpensive it is to live here. :/

The physical land is amazing, but The State, yeah.

_{(free baja arizona)}

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 17:54

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

JPrime posted:

_{(what now?)}

a fictitious movement after SB1070 passed

http://www.bandersnatch.com/bajaz.htm

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 00:59

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Febreeze posted:

In this comic quijibo and J-prime age gracefully

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-arizona-cardinals-will-make-it-someday/

so true it hurts.

I kinda like the bortles-era unis.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 18:32

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Chilichimp posted:

Can someone find it in their hearts to find some way to turn this into an avatar?

http://gfycat.com/RealBareGlowworm

# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 17:31

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Crunkjuice posted:

Yes it's made up. VY is criminally stupid, but that wonderlic is fake.

"c" at the end gets me every time

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 06:22

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

I would, in fact, like to take you out back and yell WHY NOT STEVE NASH.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 03:16

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 17:53

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Metapod posted:

Now put crying Jordan in it

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 18:02

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Darth Brooks posted:

I have two Betamax machines in my basement.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 02:13

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

<fishmech>
The plural of fish is usually fish, but fishes has a few uses. In biology, for instance, fishes is used to refer to multiple species of fish.

so as long as there is an expectation of multiple species in whatever body of water one is being tossed in to, then technically fishes could be correct there
</fishmech>

# ¿ May 7, 2016 06:33

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Darth Brooks posted:

I posted the letterheads to a Facebook group devoted to vintage football cards (eh, 2 out of three...) Someone in the group had a ton of NFL related papers, letters and such. He had a about fifteen letterheads scanned in already and he shared them. The stuff was clean and scanned in high resolution. I'm up to 53 and It's going to make a heck of a notepad.

What's interesting about this one is that they list the 1948 division championship but not the 1925 or 1947 championships.

still up-to-date with the latest championship!

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 02:18

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Febreeze posted:

Probably. I think a lot of people had the same basic joke in their minds when this news broke.

Also, be jealous as gently caress TFF because your boy Febreeze got PFTCommenter on his podcast
https://soundcloud.com/david-rappoccio-950910196/podcast8-pft

needs a link to german bald guy in the show notes.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 15:17

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

VanSandman posted:

Merged with the Steelers? The gently caress?

Card-pitt

War is hell

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 17:18

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Brocialist posted:

WHATEVER I DON'T GIVE A gently caress

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGPZiJGxtjk/

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 20:35

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

psssshhhh

yeah that wraps back on itself to funny.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 15:40

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Geno is starting. The cycle is complete once more

prescient.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 15:40

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

The Bucs attempt to fart

viking came out better than expected tbqh

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 15:47

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The CG in the prequels have not held up well.

it was also shot in HDCAM so the footage itself also won't

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 23:32

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

A Real Horse posted:

Farthouse, I am in need of your help. I have been looking all over the internet for the Rex Grossman Frozen song, and have had no luck. I'm pretty sure I saw it here first a couple years back, but I can't find it anywhere now. Does it still exist somewhere and I'm too stupid to find it? Was the whole thing some wonderful fever dream? Either way, I must know.

When I am dead and gone, this will be all that remains.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 15:59

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

I'm Joe Flacco

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 18:52

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

big juicy nectarine posted:

oh poo poo, i'm andrew luck

it was me, i was the colts fan all along

So, classic or cities and knights

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 20:44

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 23:23

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

here is a real life fart ornament my wife made me that was prominently placed on the tree

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 16:02

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