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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Applesauce for munchies is aces

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


will try spicy-rear end applesauce, report back.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


whiteyfats posted:

You gotta do one on the Jags cleaning up in the draft... Which may be the only time the phrase has ever been uttered.

Something something jag rags

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I'm an ethnic Canadian.

Don't ask.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Darth Brooks posted:

If everything is right, my genealogy goes back 400 years on my dad's side and to William The Conqueror on my mom's side, plus whatever part of William's ancestry that's not fiction.

On the farthouse side, I've been remaking NFL Letterheads from what I can find online.

Stuff like this : http://imgur.com/a/nn5v7

I've got about thirty letterheads, and I might print them out at work when I'm done. I just don't know what to do with them.

These are really cool!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Darth Brooks posted:

There's some cool graphics here, something I didn't know anything about. People really don't write letters anymore so you don't see letterheads anymore except for press releases and such. I found and cleaned up three more. I finally found a vikings one. This one was from the '60s, the original letter was written by Norm Van Brocklin, the first coach of the Vikings.

These are Eagles and Lions from the 30's.


I think the lions one looks better on a darker colored paper than bright white. The Eagles one is just cool.

I finally figured out what to do with them. My wife suggested making quarter-sized notepads out of them. I can make some at work and 30 plus pages is about right. I still think it would be cool to print them out full size just to have them.

These are also ripe for comedy pieces/hoaxes

and also they rule hard

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Darth Brooks posted:


Imgur was playing games with the blues, lightening the cleaned up image to where the blues were almost a neon.

Had that problem at my old job, cloudinary and other services will gently caress your poo poo up unless you save with the "convert to sRGB" box ticked.

It's dumb because most adobe products use Adobe1998 color instead.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NC-17 posted:

Someone do TFF usernames as player brands, like JJ Watt's new monstrocity:



:nws:http://i.imgur.com/yaHnza5.jpg:nws:

dunno why my mind immediately went to that, but there ya go. probably not NWS, but... better safe etc

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 20:51 on May 24, 2016

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Thaddius the Large posted:

That's a hell of a lot classier than I was imagining it would be, well done.

oh god i'm an old gently caress need a less mature dick joke

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Darth Brooks posted:

Thank you for this.

Did it work? Hope everything goes okay. This seems to be a more recent change and it drove me nuts

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


The almighty dollar is a powerful drug

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Oh my god so not the thread for this

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Grittybeard posted:

We need to either embrace N/V as the Chat thread or convince the mods it's needed, because the OTA thread and now this one have been overtaken by food chat for no reason.

Seriously.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Food chat is the text adaptation of hot chocolate high velocity.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

Lets take this food chat to it's natural conclusion

poop

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dez-bryant-week-4-fecal-urgency/

apropos of nothing, poop week on 538 was pretty cool

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Grittybeard posted:

^^--are mantis shrimps the punchy ones?

yeah, them and pistol shrimp.

will gently caress you up

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NC-17 posted:

Nothing made in r/* was ever worth stealing.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


i did an after efect

maybe I do others iunno

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

Can you change all the snowflakes to asterisks

This is drat cool

I can!

for a price :devil:

I'm surprised at how straightforward 2.5D is. Maybe I can use a template to make animated cards or something. Good god the poo poo I do when I need work

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://zippy.gfycat.com/PerkySaneAfricanpiedkingfisher.webm

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

Can you change all the snowflakes to asterisks

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


so yeah, I gotta figure out how to blur things as they get closer and poo poo but I think I'm off to an okay start.

Can't quite figure out how to make a trading card template and have the ball fly over the edge, but that could be a mission for tomorrow

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


wow I'm an idiot. I can just animate a separate object. duh

okay, bed :doh:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NC-17 posted:



You know what must be done.

I seem to be unable to find a good "moment of impact" (or immediately prior) photo; too much motion blur from the rear end impact.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


NC-17 posted:

Best I could find:

http://www.patriots.com/sites/patri...tamp=1440216842

Are you looking for a specific resolution for these photos or is it more artistic than that?

Nah, I'm just going to make this one a small gif and be done with it. The TBrady thing I edited in 4K, but there's no way to make something that big look good with little images.

I wish I had access to the slow-mo HD, even if it's 1080i :(

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Rendering buttfumble. Knowing my luck I hosed something up, but here's to hoping.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


WHATEVER I DON'T GIVE A gently caress



Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGPZiJGxtjk/

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jun 4, 2016

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Not sure where to go from here, or if there'd be any sort of X number of Y things to share for an article or whatever.

Offseason trading cards? idk

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Awh, I shoulda added sound to the instagram

Oh well, this'll have to do

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jun 4, 2016

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Thaddius the Large posted:

Smoking a bowl and staring at this for about 45 minutes was the best 45 minutes of my NFL offseason so far, thanks dude.

Will do later! :hfive:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


is there a good 1080p or higher res shot of the screaming punter TD? Not having much luck

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Pops Mgee posted:

I doubt it. You should probably move on to something else.
Maybe this.



I was actually! But I think I want to learn how to puppet animate, so next (whenever I get around to it) is probably Cam's Superman

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


yeah the effects didn't render right so sue me



fuckin' keyframe bullshit

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I tweeted those out, let's see if anyone responds

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Pretty close!

I am editing huge res photos, so the gifs posted here are faaaarrr smaller than the project files.

I'm primarily moving the camera, and sometimes little portions like a football or angle of an object. For Cam, I animated the arms and head with the puppet pins and a bunch of keyframes. I haven't hosed around with the motion speeds or some of the effects all that much, but keep in mind transparencies still work in Ae so you can add in snow/rain with only one or two layers

Gotta say though, the backgrounds are an enormous pain in the rear end

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Jun 5, 2016

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Silly Burrito posted:

How exactly are those done? I'd love to see one of Drew Brees holding his kid at SB44 while the confetti comes down around them.

An interesting challenge!

If I get messed up enough tonight I'll give it a go.

But I'm not sure I can do the confetti so well :(

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Jun 6, 2016

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


There is 0 chance I'm animating that

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Sour Diesel posted:

is there any way to have him doing this in front of benny the snake's post

With a high enough res photo, anything is possible

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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Febreeze posted:

why? are you Chicken?

bawk bawk bawk

nah, just really getting cabin fever being unemployed and I don't want to spend time on something that I can't stuff into a section on my portfolio site.

i've discovered that I can't not work. what the hell is wrong with me

Also, anyone ever use Adobe Audition? How do/why use?

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