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Silly Burrito
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That should be the avatar for all Lions posters.

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BlindSite posted:

Why the Panthers are better in every way than the seahawks:

-Our coach is a bad rear end, not a lame truther
-Our QB isn't afraid to gently caress women and doesn't dress like a 40yr old white man
-Our tight end isn't a giant pussy
-Our middle line backer is cool and good and looks like a nerd
-Our shutdown corner actually follows the team's best receiver around the field
-Our fans don't suck. (at least on this board)
-We got rid of our woman basher



Although the tight end remark :colbert:

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Febreeze posted:

BTW, Here are the cartoons for week 12. I got 9 loving games wrong. 9. I was writing this post at 130 in the morning and I think it broke me BBP style because things got dark

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/12/nfl-week-12-cartoons/

Here's hoping the Hobo Fabio Rob Ryan threat gets us the win. :) This is a test of your power, Febreeze.

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Respond with a pic of Eli's two rings.

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The Pistol :colbert:

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Awesome to see Febreeze! Hopefully they'll show them on Sportscenter. Or, send them to MSNBC. :)

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Shirley Temples erryday

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Merry Christmas all you farters!

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Happy New Year, everyone!

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Fenrir posted:

Rock bands.

Can't wait to see the Def Leppard helmet, hoping involves some dude with one arm

Giants, with JPP on drums.

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Athanatos posted:

I hope Tomsula gets a Draw Play going away comic.

I'm gonna miss that man in cartoon form.

Just watch Cartoon Network. He's still there.

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Darth Brooks posted:



I was going to do something with Zubaz pants but then I saw this and plans changed.

You have a gift, Darth. Dang.

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Pops Mgee posted:

Pages ago, but I did end up getting on tv. Thankfully you can't see my grumpy face unlike my friends and fiance.



Also there were way too many Vikings fans at the stadium and way too many in my general vicinity.

Can you Photoshop a pole in front of you?

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:golfclap:

Now that's art!

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FizFashizzle posted:

I wrote a book about the Panthers.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifteen-Unoff...s=fifteen+and+1

give me your three dollars.

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a narrative moxie unmatched by any sports analysis to date

sold

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quote:

Tom Brady was relieved when the court overruled his suspension from the NFL. He was happy to get back to the game and the life that he loved. He thought that he had left Deflategate behind but the guilt still haunts him. The things that used to give him the most pleasure are now just painful reminders of his past scandal. When he tries to eat his favorite vegan ice cream he notices that one of the scoops is smaller than the other. When he has sex with his gorgeous Supermodel wife, Giselle, he notices that one of her breasts is slightly smaller. He is unable to make love to his wife or eat the ice cream that he loves and he is headed for a total nervous breakdown fueled by guilt and the worst case of blue balls he has ever experienced in his life. The guilt of Deflategate plagues Brady all the way into the final game of the season. His performance is suffering. The Patriots are playing the Miami Dolphins where Brady is throwing more pics than even Ryan Tannehill. It looks like Brady’s career is over, but when alpha male Ndamukong Suh gives a dirty stomp on Brady's balls—Brady feels an erotic bliss that can’t be deflated. This is a sexy gay tale that is Indecent Proposal meets Blue Mountain State. The 6,000 word story features: CBT (cock and ball torture), cock ball slapping, foursomes, bi-sexual salad tossing, vegan ice cream, offside hand jobs, cornhusker cock crunching, anal blitzing, roughing the passer (sex act and penalty), and ball shamming.

Go on.....

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Did we ever get that mega Peyton Manning forehead from a while back and I missed it? I just thought about that today.

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Reminds me of my Charlotte Hornets t-shirt in the 90s.

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MechaFrogzilla posted:

It's even worse in baseball. Nearly every team is some combination of red or blue.



Yeah, I see it.

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Febreeze posted:

I didn't really come up with any of the matches, the Wrestling editor pretty much gave me my choices

Because I never watched wrestling and thought it was stupid

I came here to praise you, now you've turned heel on me. *throws chair into the ring*

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Febreeze posted:

To be fair my parents never let me watch it because they thought it was stupid, so I thought it was stupid. I was one of those kids who wrote it off as "it's fake" for most of my life until I looked at it again and realized "oh being real was never the point"

I've learned so much poo poo about wrestling in the last week working on this it's not even funny. I wouldn't say I'm a fan now, but I respect it.

I watched it in the mid 80s, picked it back up in the nWo/Attitude era, and just started watching it again off and on thanks to the WWE network only being 9.99 a month. I'll probably pick it back up this weekend for the Royal Rumble. Easily worth 10 bucks for a month of entertainment.

Just like anything else, it appeals to some people while others scratch their heads and wonder what they're missing. I'll never understand how people watch NASCAR or fishing on TV, but c'est la vie. When it's good, it's fun to watch, and since the WWE has gone PG, the kids can watch it too (still miss the Attitude era though).

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Ross Angeles posted:

the nWo thing started 20 years ago this year.

Notch something else in the category of things that make you feel old.

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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I'm reading this thread at a bar (lol) when my friend looks over my shoulder and asks, "I'm sorry, but does that say Farthouse?" It was really awkward :blush:

If only you were also reading a post by PUSSY MASTER 007.

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Still a funny gif.

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:golfclap:

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GNU Order posted:

Draw Play Dave have you seen my imagining of all 32 teams as Brandon Jacobs as the Juggernaut?

Really it's just 32 palette swapped Brandon Jacobs as the Juggernaut pictures but I tried real hard

This is what the next Mortal Kombat will be.

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Ross Angeles posted:

Funny that you should draw Gates with a basketball because DID YOU KNOW he played basketball in college and not football?

I wonder if any other players in the NFL have a similar story.

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Febreeze posted:

Also the guy is Silly Burrito

Two of my kids have made it into the Draw Play.




My third child is not amused.




Seriously though, you made our day. :) Thanks!

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Agreed. Can't really argue New Orleans either. Never knew that about Tampa Bay though.

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Considering what Vernon just made, everyone is in Fort Money. 85 million over 5 years, 52.5 guaranteed.

Dang, Giants.

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Looks OK to me, kind of like a Flash animated cartoon.

It's always interesting to see when artists experiment.

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NC-17 posted:

*sighs*

*draws katana*



Looks like he's crying little turds.

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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Manziel Browns. In Memoriam.

I'm sure you can pick them up cheap now.

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The official Farthouse tablet is dead. :rip:

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Darth Brooks posted:

Hey, my stuff made it to SI (sorta). I'm thrilled.

Awesome to see it there!

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Anime Reference posted:

1991 was 25 years ago.

No it isn't. Let me see...subtract and carry...wait let me try it on a calculator...that can't be right.

25 years?

Dammit, I'm old. How the hell did this happen?

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Fenrir posted:

'sup Carter bro :respek:

Carter babies! :hfive:

40 is the new 25. Or some bullcrap like that.


I watched the original show...when it was live. It is a crime that the Greatest American Hero hasn't had a crappy 2010's reboot.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Apr 8, 2016

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whiteyfats posted:

The theme song to Greatest American Hero still gets airplay.

As well it should.

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TurboFlamingChicken posted:

:respek:

I umpire youth baseball. None of the kids were born when 9/11 happened. :911:

Some kids born after 9/11 are only three years away from being legal adults. :psyduck:

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Febreeze posted:

Actually this is pretty good and totally in my wheelhouse so maybe I'll steal this from you and bury you in the woods so no one finds out

There is a tampering/tempura joke there too.

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