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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Magicpants posted:

sloth>bledsoe>brady

sorry to have upset you
This isnt upsetting at all it is amazing.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I am disappointed that Peyton isnt shaking a bit.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mel Mudkiper posted:

holy gently caress a jags fan someone quick take a photo before it skitters back into the woods never to be seen again
Hey, gently caress you, guy.

whiteyfats posted:

In my opinion, Montana is the GOAT, since back then QBs and WRs got the poo poo kicked out of them. Also, because I hate both Brady and Manning. Why should other teams have good QBs while the Jags never do? You motherfuckers don't deserve good QBs.

Not that I'm bitter.
:colbert:

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

swickles posted:

Brunell hung 62 on the Phins in a playoff game once. I think that was the football version of decapitating Marino, who still played after that.
This happened in '99 and it was Marino's last game ever. It was glorious.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Bort noooooooooooooooooooooo

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My QB is also named Bort

whiteyfats posted:

Bortle Kombat.
Bortality!

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

NC-17 posted:

It would all be a moot point if they hadn't drafted three terrible wide receivers.
Patriot's WR drafting is a work of art all on its own.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Yessssss.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

NC-17 posted:

Please leave the room if this will offend you.


:barf:
RG3 hair, Colin Kaepernick smile+goatee thingy, Mariota eyes?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Spergon Wynn, duh.

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My QB is also named Bort

whypick1 posted:

No, this is Manziel:


:golfclap:

This reminded me of the Too Much Mustard comic where Johnny had a $20 sticking out of his nose. I miss ToasterBeef :(

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Love the comic and the comments on it.

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My QB is also named Bort

whypick1 posted:

You could just re-title that to "Arizona in the Playoffs"
:vince:

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Jul 12, 2008

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Elephanthead posted:

So if the Jags actually use their cap space to hire, I don't know, a quarterback, they might do OK. Is broken first draft pick fixed now? I can't wait for the Colts to start getting owned every year so true fans like me can buy tickets for $5. Oh who am I kidding the AFC South is always going to be a poo poo show of poo poo that the Colts own with a lucky QB draft pick.
Source your quotes.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

GNU Order posted:

You may think it's crazy, but what's really crazy is stuffing a layer of sauce inside a flap of cheese and toppings, like why even let that poo poo come squirting out through the sides when you can just throw it on top.
It doesnt squirt out if it is done right :colbert:

I am adding pizza to my list of things I dont talk to friends or the internet about, along with politics and religion.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

:barf:


Silly Burrito posted:

Considering what Vernon just made, everyone is in Fort Money. 85 million over 5 years, 52.5 guaranteed.

Dang, Giants.
I was expecting the Jaguars to build him a fort inside a fort but the Giants, uh, built a bigger one?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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NC-17 posted:

Naw, the Browns are slaves cause everyone else owns 'em.
:thurman:

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Jul 12, 2008

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effectual posted:

Who is that?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Soon Febreeze will be able to add Bobby G Tres to the Browns QB Hydra

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Metapod posted:

Any falcon pass rusher will do
No one else has quoted this, but I enjoyed it.

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Jul 12, 2008

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Fenrir posted:

What's the deal with the 76ers anyway? I've never seen a professional sports franchise tank this hard, especially not intentionally.
I dont follow the NBA at all and I feel like I have randomly heard about the 76ers tanking for like 4 years straight. Like...being the Browns but on purpose?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Epi Lepi posted:

I appreciate that the Browns one is just a Lego poop.
Came to post this.

I am sad that the Titans one is not blank or a question mark.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Febreeze posted:

500 comics and 4 years, never thought I'd make it this far

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/comic-500/
:vince: drat dude, that is A+++

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Athanatos posted:

Also something something Junior Seau Jovan Belcher

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Chilichimp posted:

When the steaks are high, you can always count on SB's pun game.
This reminds me that I wish someone would have made a JPP blowing his finger off pun montage. SB and one other guy were on fire and it was amazing.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

This is the best thread on the internet.

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My QB is also named Bort

Brocialist posted:

As suggested by Darth Brooks:



I uh... think I'm done tonight

Couldn't get rid of the post in the audience, but I don't think I can do much more on this one.
:prepop:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Joey Freshwater posted:

So like...while your feet were still in them? Or did you at least take a sock off and scoop them in?
This is the question I thought about but did not ask.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ross Angeles posted:

I'd go with Marshall
:stonk:

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Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mel Mudkiper posted:

<-- I don't get the joke?
Someone is probably trying to make Blue Squares look bad because now everyone will associate your posting with him, because of the Av :v:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Sour Diesel posted:

i'm reading the witcher books because i'm a huge loving nerd
My man :respek: I was waiting for 'official' English translations then forgot about it.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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A Man and his dog posted:

Soooo is the Wither worth buying or not?

I need an answer here.
It is a long story-driven game, but is an open world you can wander around in. You play as an established character who is based on a guy in books; you are not a silent savior type who comes out of nowhere to save the universe....the game is about you trying to find your adoptive daughter. poo poo is going on around you, you cant save everyone, and your decisions actually matter.

I would go on about it more, but this is a football thread.

I am getting really excited for the Jaguars this year and it is scaring me because they will end up being bad and really disappointing. There is too much hype already.

edit oh wrong football thread, I thought this was N/V. I have a hard time keeping track of which derail is going on where.

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Jun 24, 2016

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Febreeze posted:

When I was a kid my mom made me a kickass football blanket that's kind of hilarious to look at now

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHLEKTRDmXx/?taken-by=drawplaydave

I think this was made in like, 92ish? My favorite part is the AFC Seahawks
Is someone trolling on your instagram post?

quote:

amparker1986Who are the Cleveland Browns? And didn't the Giants move to San Francisco?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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West Virginia Best Virginia

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Jul 12, 2008

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Whales weekly with the same picture on the front :golfclap:

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Febreeze posted:

JPP Jokez

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jpp-and-olivier-vernon-pound-it-out/

Also totes recorded a podcast with SA2k coming tomorrow. EHUD YOUR NEXT I WANT BUFF DOLPHINS MAN
Vernon takes his gloves off awfully fast :stare:

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

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Things are pretty great.

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Jul 12, 2008

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Someone post a picture of the steak, I just had to explain to my fiance why I was dying laughing.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Thanks bruh!

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Toaster Beef posted:

Just FYI, y'all: They're also the last ones I'll be doing. I wanted something more final than just dropping off the face of the earth like I usually do, and this is a pretty good opportunity.

Also hey everybody, I miss you tons
We miss you too :glomp:

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