FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Those posts reminded me wheez is gone and I got sad again.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 03:48

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 20:55

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I day drank too much. Preview will be up tomorrow. Sorry for the delay. I love all of you.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 05:33

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

They're all cool and good.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 03:42

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Gaze upon me and despair

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 07:40

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I'm glad you've forsaken your normalcool life to draw comics of football men

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 21:45

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Hi cool friends

can I interest you in some FART

# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 04:24

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

You guys forget I don't actually know what I'm talking about.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 06:48

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Ahh poo poo week 3 yall

Remember that football is bad and dumb and we would all be happier if we didn't watch it.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 06:31

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I'm not gonna lie y'all I think that was my best FART so far.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 21:49

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I desperately want the Jags to be good but they keep hurting me.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 22:25

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Thank yall for your kind words and thank you Ehud for posting it while I was asleep.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 07:54

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Happy Saturday yall

Let's fart

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 18:54

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Fenrir posted:

Never stop doing these.

BBP, do you have to spend time on this or does it just fly out of your head like Athena from Zeus or angry diarrhea out of a butthole? I have to know.

It takes me all night. I didn't finish this one until 7 this morning then I faceplanted in my bed.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 20:36

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Aww dangit. I had that feeling in the back of my head that I'd heard or read that somewhere else but at that point I was so tired I said gently caress it and rolled with it.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 07:59

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Not going to lie, I'm pretty excited to see who the football gods are.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 07:49

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Hopefully.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 00:51

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I want to meet him

I want to live with him

I want to be him

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 23:24

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Thank you for capturing the emptiness that lies beyond my eyes.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 03:12

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Hello my cool and good friends, I hope you are ready for your weekly dose of misery

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 20:34

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Good morning my beautiful friends

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/11/21/2fart2furious-week-11-preview-actually-ethics-football/

# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 17:52

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

pasaluki posted:

Your the beautiful one big bob

Oh gosh. Would you consider going steady or would you rather this remain purely physical.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 01:01

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

You and me both buddy.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 06:43

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

All teams are bad besides My Patriots.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 06:42

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I'mma be real with yall, 2FART wont be done until very late Saturday which means probably wont be up until early Sunday

logistics manager for a retail chain + black friday + impending case of strep throat = me sitting down to write and literally falling asleep sitting up in my chair. hopefully death's embrace is coming.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 08:44

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Right. It's like being miserable on Sunday's wasn't enough.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 01:39

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

give me a viking funeral

on the frozen turf of TCF Bank Stadium

# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 02:17

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Thank you all for your patience. I love every single one of you, even you Chich

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/11/29/2fart2furious-week-12-preview-happy-thanksgiving-yall/

# ¿ Nov 29, 2015 18:33

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Ross reads your post and cackles maniacally before bursting into tears.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 21:54

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Hello friends. I have missed you all, even those of you with trash opinions who don't like Space Jam

So here's this week's hot takes

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/12/12/2fart2furious-week-14-preview-not-a-move-common-to-the-game/

And also I realized I never linked last week's in here on account of my garbage brain not working right, so here's that if you didn't seek it out

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/12/06/2fart2furious-week-13-preview-hate-thanksgiving-yall-2/

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 21:01

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I only picked them because it fit with the joke.

I think I got almost every single game wrong last week.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 21:43

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Are you not?

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 00:17

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Sorry y'all, nothing this week.

I mean, technically I have something. I've got 2,000 words so far but it all loving sucks. I don't think a single game writeup is funny and every one of them reads like it was forced out of obligation instead of a funny idea.

Sorry, but I'm not going to post garbage I'm not proud of just for the sake of posting it.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 11:25

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Magicpants posted:

Y'all thought that just because BBP didn't do it this week, you wouldn't have to read about football through the lens of crippling social anxiety disorder

Think again, motherfuckers.

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/12/20/week-15-preview-its-christmas-and-were-all-in-misery/

This is cool and good.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 00:30

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Febreeze posted:

Probably. I think a lot of people had the same basic joke in their minds when this news broke.

Also, be jealous as gently caress TFF because your boy Febreeze got PFTCommenter on his podcast
https://soundcloud.com/david-rappoccio-950910196/podcast8-pft

I've never been more jealous of another person than right now

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 12:56

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I couldn't sleep so I began work on a Cowboys season preview

Get here soon, season.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 15:16

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Early enough to tank the season but enough games in to see the potential that he'll never reach post-surgery.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 15:45

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

/Laurent Robinson approaches field holding helmet and a nearly filled out punch card

Let's shake this etch a sketch mother fuckers

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 17:25

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Good mourning my beautiful friends and also Chich

Let's get ready for 5-11 with style, shall we

It's the Cowboys preview y'all

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 17:48

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

I'm not crying you're crying

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 17:10

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 20:55

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

Ten minutes before kickoff and I finally got the gif to work

God bless us all

Welcome back to 2fart

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 17:52

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