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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Chromatic posted:

the injured reserve cheers comic probably needs an entire anthology.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Qwijib0 posted:

here is a real life fart ornament my wife made me that was prominently placed on the tree



That's a keeper.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I didn't think I needed any more reason to root for the Falcons, and yet Febreeze gave us one.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

:hawaaaafap: that's amazing. Really great stuff, Chir. You've been killing it this go around. :hfive:

Only complaint: no way would Bennett's shoulder pads be that big :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Thaddius the Large posted:

Maybe go with "Trump Killed the USFL"

"Trump Lied, USFL Died"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I was trying to come up with a user name for an internet gaming service and I was having no luck coming up with something not in use. I got frustrated to the point of blurting this out loud.

It wasn't in use :v:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
pffft, amateurs. I've had this username since '99.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So does this mean Matt Patricia is going to kill Brady?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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TheChirurgeon posted:

ooooooooooooh now I get it

thanks

e: although now I see I should have played that off as "no man I meant "TOUGH poo poo" as part of the joke"

gently caress

I actually thought that's what you were going for at first before I realized you probably got whooshed.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

Now we just need nrr to record it.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Again, reallllllllly sorry about that.

edit: Now having watched that video, I love how Hester had absolutely 0 awareness on that one pick. :laffo:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Mar 11, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wrex

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Just don't do what Mike Singletary did or you might get a visit from CPS.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Oh hello new thread to bookmark.

*furiously reads through all of it to make sure none of his pieces are on there*

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Clearly Saturdays comic needs to be hernandez getting ready for bed and through a cluseau esque series of prat falls accidentally blocking his cell and then hanging himself.

It would only be respectful

This should probably be in the background:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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31 Toaster Beef people and 1 Jeff George for good measure.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

Also no one remembers they also had a streaker at the end of that halftime.

Do you think he saw what happened and went ahead with it anyway or thought he'd be the most talked about thing about that game until he found out about the boob after he got attested?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Grittybeard posted:

What did I miss?

https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/867492118893285376

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Probably funnier than the original idea, tbh

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Getting serious whiplash from these last few posts

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Love peanut butter or hate it, we can all agree on one thing: Febreeze is a weirdo for how he eats Reese's and should feel bad about it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I knew a girl in college who was allergic to corn, which is just about the worst possible allergy to have in this country (HFCS is loving everywhere).

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

It's probably easier now at least with foodie culture.

I know a family with a kid who is allergic to:
Gluten
Dairy
Eggs
Peanuts
Treenuts
Soy
Corn
Beef
Pork
Fish
Shellfish

And I'm probably forgetting a few. Everything this kid eats is made from scratch. They have never been on vacation because she couldn't eat.

At a certain point it's like... maybe you're not supposed to be alive.

Takes the cake though :stonk:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Tim Tebow is a fan of yours? Neat

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Just make that Saturday's comic.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

That's really from NFLshop.com? :psypop:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Probably still feel better than the Bills handing out their 4th AFCCG ring.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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iospace posted:

College football is great when you work at a place with TVs all over and you want an excuse to not put cable news channels on.

Probably the best reason listed so far, even over alma mater.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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iospace posted:

Then they proceeded to get way too high on their own farts and proceeded to poo poo it all up.

Good thing there's no worries of the NFL doing that :v:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Dango Bango posted:

I went to a bar for the USMNT friendly against Ghana. I asked them to turn it to ESPN before soccer coverage started and drone flying was on. Talk about being embarrassed.

At least it's racing :shrug:

I can understand the embarrassment though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Azhais posted:

It's only a sport if it involves balls and teams.

Golf? Tennis?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I'm glad to see that in 17776 the Browns are still the Browns.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I refuse to believe that's real because that means someone on the internet actually gave proper credit to the original artist.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That paragraph on Blake's future is awfully close to matt_ryan_fanfiction.txt

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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swickles posted:

Did anyone ever compile all the Manning forehead images into one?

No, and I'm still mad about it because mine was awesome :colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Febreeze posted:

The fucknut who keeps talking about arena football in every comment section was one of them and if he rage quits the comic this will be a net positive

That dude weirded me out before this angry rant...

...god that sounded hipster.

vvv Kurt Warner's Arena Bowl Ring. Dude posts AFL recaps every week as if anyone gives a poo poo.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Sep 8, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Make the new thread already

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Dexo posted:

*Warriors

We just didn't know it then.

Except that was cool and good.

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