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Coldforge posted:No, it's the starship Enterprise. Looks like complicated genitalia to me
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 17:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:27 |
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I'm cheering for Ben to have an 8 td game and set the record thursday.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 18:56 |
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whypick1 posted:Wait, you're cheering for the Steelers? And not for a meteor to hit Gillette Stadium? For shame. Cheering for death and destruction is pretty unjust and wrong. Mel Mudkiper posted:As I said before, hopelessly screwed is when Pittsburgh is at its best. Two or more women disagree. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Sep 8, 2015 |
# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 19:05 |
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nrr posted:im too drank right now to respond with anything but WTF FEBREEZE?! nrr with an early lead for Post of the Year.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 14:19 |
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Volkerball posted:i picture everyone as their avatar, so
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 05:36 |
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AAA DOLFAN posted:I am in fact a marine mammal dictator Sea Heil!
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 16:21 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I've made a GDT and I may need an avatar of Tomsula's face from this gif. Could someone help a brother out please? Veni, Vidi, [Latin for "I just did a poopie"]
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 05:29 |
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"Last year this man lived in a car."
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 10:47 |
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MrSargent posted:Oh my god...it's more than I could have ever imagined. Can I steal this for my avatar? Can you? Because I'm looking at your last attempt and...
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 11:19 |
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Febreeze posted:Here are the pictures I had to draw for picking wrong: Good stuff. The interstitial ads on the mobile uproxx site are absolutely terrible, btw. I know they aren't your fault, but drat they're obnoxious.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 18:53 |
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Magicpants posted:i worked very hard on this, still a work-in-progress but I think y'all should get the idea We are just spotting the rest of the division a few games so that December will be interesting.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 08:35 |
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Once I had, a little game I liked to crawl, back in my brain I think you know, the game I mean I mean the game, called 'go insane' Also I am dead and gay
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 10:12 |
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Qwijib0 posted:Awfully good of you chaps. You know the Seahawks, our mantra is "competition". If you won't give us a challenge then we will make it easy for you. The last two years we tried not having a passing game. This year we don't have a passing game or a line. Next year Lynch will be as dried up as the last lime at a taco stand, so we won't have a run game either.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 12:54 |
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Shath Hole posted:gently caress yes! We actually have playmakers on defense now! You're welcome.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 10:15 |
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If Harbaugh could do it all over again, would he be polite or would he double down?
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 18:43 |
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NC-17 posted:When you think about it that is some grade-a alpha man psycho bullshit to say. Was that a queef? Because it sounded like pussy talk.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 19:03 |
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Febreeze posted:Ehud this just got posted to the dolphins subreddit, titled "Our new coach is the jaded fan from the Draw Play" Lol. Owns. Now you can do an awesome comic of them being cool workout Bros together.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 17:59 |
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Febreeze posted:The Back Judge was distracted by bad ideas "Cuz Stockholm syndrome is a thing" should be the banner for Detroit_Dogg's next football tattoo.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 14:18 |
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sweet thursday posted:Don't you put that evil out into this world! He's safe, only funny posters die.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 16:50 |
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Love you, Dogg
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 16:51 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Which makes Chiche a highlander I knew someone would make this joke. It is because I am a genius.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 19:17 |
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Draw Bernard Pollard as Rorschach, refusing to save the AFC from Brady and the Pats. Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 2015: Dog carcass in alley this morning, cleat tread on burst stomach. This league is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of and when the drains finally seal, all the lesser teams will drown. The accumulated filth of all their pick plays and late hits will foam up about their waists and the Ravens and Colts will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no." Chichevache fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Oct 13, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 11:19 |
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Grittybeard posted:More than 8 words, sorry. Bernard Pollard doing the famous Rorschach quote, bitch.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 11:26 |
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Veidt is gay, btw. Perfect match for Brady
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 14:30 |
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Febreeze posted:Yeah, someone PM'd me about it too, it really was too good an idea to pass up Easily one of your best jokes in The Draw Play.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 16:24 |
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AAA DOLFAN posted:If the Dolphins win... we get a surfing comic, too!? Oh baby, come on Miami. Wanna see that comic That's Surfer Bum Esq.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 18:27 |
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Ross Angeles posted:The refs said so Tell that to those bitching green bay pussies
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 16:41 |
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NC-17 posted:Chargers gonna win. You heard it here first.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 22:19 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:i'm dying watching that ditka video Finally! God is taking a Packers fan.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 20:07 |
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Cozz posted:The refs originally said that Tate didn't complete the process of the catch before it knocked out and was intercepted by the Bears. Pierria and every commentator seemed to believe that it was going to remain an interception. After it was reviewed, the NFL(and Dean Blandino) said that it was a catch and TD, since the play would have ended as soon as it was a catch. The controversy comes from the NFL not being 100% clear in what a catch is, which everyone knows from the Dez Bryant catch* last year. *not actually a catch
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 13:12 |
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Hi Farters! For TNF dirt Worshipper and I had an avatar bet going with regards to which team would win, Niners or Seahawks. I won and I would really appreciate some help or suggestions for a new avatar for Dirt Worshipper. I really wanted to find a way to include Kaepernick beaning the guy on the sideline.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 17:29 |
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Now Ryan just needs googly eyes and shaking.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 12:38 |
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Bort Bortles posted:Food chat sure does not look like art. Who are you to decide that, maaaaam
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 23:33 |
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Bort Bortles posted:
"The Old Man and the Sea and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds not art", says philistine Bort Bortles.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 23:43 |
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Bort Bortles posted:Okay now I am lost, much like this thread. Those are two works of art that don't rely on pictures. Probably Magic posted:Ha! My copy of Old Man and the Sea has pictures. And is 2000 words at a second grade level. And is the highest piece of art I own. Take that. mine does too
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 15:29 |
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Febreeze posted:I know you're joking but all this does is remind me how easy it is for people to do this to me all the time You mean how easy it is for people to do it to me, Dave Rappoccino, all the time.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 23:34 |
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Spoeank posted:I think Febreeze is more thinking, "I could remain A MAN employed off this" And his memory will be buried under the dust of history.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 23:42 |
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 06:15 |
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quote:If the Panthers win, I will draw Cam Newton as Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) peeing on the state of Texas. Thanks Febreeze! At least now there is a silver lining if Carolina wins.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 17:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:27 |
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Hockles posted:Febreeze, there is a typo in that article. I think you meant to bold Ravens. The Browns can't be favored to win anything If you guys didn't get our hopes up just to let them down again we would call you the.... what's that Southern team that isn't the Panthers, Falcons, Dolphins, Jags, or Bucs?
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 17:24 |