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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Coldforge posted:

No, it's the starship Enterprise.

Looks like complicated genitalia to me

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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:laffo:

I'm cheering for Ben to have an 8 td game and set the record thursday.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

Wait, you're cheering for the Steelers? And not for a meteor to hit Gillette Stadium? For shame.

Cheering for death and destruction is pretty unjust and wrong.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

As I said before, hopelessly screwed is when Pittsburgh is at its best.

Two or more women disagree.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Sep 8, 2015

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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nrr posted:

im too drank right now to respond with anything but WTF FEBREEZE?!

ok no wait ill rally gently caress you...

1. YOU loving NAME THE NEW THREAD AFTER A CRAZY68WHATEVER POST THAT IS A DIRECT RIPOFF OF A 2 YEAR OLD JOKE I MADE ABOUT HIM?!

2. that motherfuckers my posting nemesis, do you not remember this?

3. except hes got a lot better since I started giving him poo poo for being poo poo and he actually defended me recently in something stupid I think which means that hes actually kindof cool now and im out of line and more importantly I have no grounds to even be remotely pissed off in the slightest the end

4. BUT DO YOU THINK THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE?>!

5. so this is the point where I give actual evidence that everyone either 'handwaves away' or acts like im a fuckin rear end in a top hat which would be pretty much be about as accurate as nick foles circa 2013... and then about as useful as nick foles circa 2014:

6. (or more like 5a or 5.1 or whatever idk) https://soundcloud.com/user237822301/sets/lol-he-thinks-ldt-is-white

6.1 aka 5b/5.2 (ugh this is getting co,mp[licated, what dumbass gave me a keyboard instead of more whisky)

I got the joke you loving halfwit
Get out of the Farthouse you're ruining it
Check your pants cos when you try to Fart you just poo poo
TBeef I love you, all is Groovy


The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse* > FARTHOUSE 5: - I stole nrr's playbook and commissioner Febreeze barely even sentenced me to a perfect(ly balanced) season

:golfclap: nrr with an early lead for Post of the Year.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Volkerball posted:

i picture everyone as their avatar, so

:smug:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

I am in fact a marine mammal dictator

Sea Heil!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I've made a GDT :toxx: and I may need an avatar of Tomsula's face from this gif. Could someone help a brother out please?



Veni, Vidi, [Latin for "I just did a poopie"]

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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"Last year this man lived in a car."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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MrSargent posted:

Oh my god...it's more than I could have ever imagined. Can I steal this for my avatar?

Can you? Because I'm looking at your last attempt and...

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Febreeze posted:

Here are the pictures I had to draw for picking wrong:

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/09/nfl-week-1-losers/

Good stuff.

The interstitial ads on the mobile uproxx site are absolutely terrible, btw. I know they aren't your fault, but drat they're obnoxious.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Magicpants posted:

i worked very hard on this, still a work-in-progress but I think y'all should get the idea


I don't mind saying, it's beautiful

We are just spotting the rest of the division a few games so that December will be interesting.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Once I had, a little game
I liked to crawl, back in my brain
I think you know, the game I mean
I mean the game, called 'go insane'
Also I am dead and gay

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Qwijib0 posted:

Awfully good of you chaps.

You know the Seahawks, our mantra is "competition". If you won't give us a challenge then we will make it easy for you. The last two years we tried not having a passing game. This year we don't have a passing game or a line. Next year Lynch will be as dried up as the last lime at a taco stand, so we won't have a run game either.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Shath Hole posted:

gently caress yes! We actually have playmakers on defense now!

You're welcome.:smugbird:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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If Harbaugh could do it all over again, would he be polite or would he double down?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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NC-17 posted:

When you think about it that is some grade-a alpha man psycho bullshit to say.

Was that a queef? Because it sounded like pussy talk.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Febreeze posted:

Ehud this just got posted to the dolphins subreddit, titled "Our new coach is the jaded fan from the Draw Play"

http://imgur.com/k1KDAQH

Lol. Owns. Now you can do an awesome comic of them being cool workout Bros together. :nyan:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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"Cuz Stockholm syndrome is a thing" should be the banner for Detroit_Dogg's next football tattoo.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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sweet thursday posted:

Don't you put that evil out into this world!

He's safe, only funny posters die.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Love you, Dogg :glomp:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Which makes Chiche a highlander

I knew someone would make this joke. It is because I am a genius.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Draw Bernard Pollard as Rorschach, refusing to save the AFC from Brady and the Pats.



Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 2015: Dog carcass in alley this morning, cleat tread on burst stomach. This league is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of :flag: and when the drains finally seal, all the lesser teams will drown. The accumulated filth of all their pick plays and late hits will foam up about their waists and the Ravens and Colts will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Oct 13, 2015

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

More than 8 words, sorry.

Bernard Pollard doing the famous Rorschach quote, bitch.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Veidt is gay, btw. Perfect match for Brady

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Febreeze posted:

Yeah, someone PM'd me about it too, it really was too good an idea to pass up

Noodles
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/noodle-arms/

Easily one of your best jokes in The Draw Play.:golfclap:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

If the Dolphins win... we get a surfing comic, too!? Oh baby, come on Miami. Wanna see that comic

I mean, look at my drat facebook. I look like a surfer bum who refuses to grow up (which may or may not be 100% accurate)

That's Surfer Bum Esq.:eng101:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ross Angeles posted:

The refs said so

Tell that to those bitching green bay pussies

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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NC-17 posted:

Chargers gonna win. You heard it here first.

:agreed:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

i'm dying watching that ditka video

Finally! God is taking a Packers fan.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Cozz posted:

The refs originally said that Tate didn't complete the process of the catch before it knocked out and was intercepted by the Bears. Pierria and every commentator seemed to believe that it was going to remain an interception. After it was reviewed, the NFL(and Dean Blandino) said that it was a catch and TD, since the play would have ended as soon as it was a catch. The controversy comes from the NFL not being 100% clear in what a catch is, which everyone knows from the Dez Bryant catch* last year.

*not actually a catch

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Hi Farters! For TNF dirt Worshipper and I had an avatar bet going with regards to which team would win, Niners or Seahawks. I won and I would really appreciate some help or suggestions for a new avatar for Dirt Worshipper. I really wanted to find a way to include Kaepernick beaning the guy on the sideline.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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:lol:
Now Ryan just needs googly eyes and shaking.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Bort Bortles posted:

Food chat sure does not look like art.

Who are you to decide that, maaaaam :ironicat:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Bort Bortles posted:


Because there are no pictures :downs:

"The Old Man and the Sea and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds not art", says philistine Bort Bortles.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Bort Bortles posted:

Okay now I am lost, much like this thread.

Those are two works of art that don't rely on pictures.

Probably Magic posted:

Ha! My copy of Old Man and the Sea has pictures. And is 2000 words at a second grade level. And is the highest piece of art I own. Take that.

:ssh: mine does too

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Febreeze posted:

I know you're joking but all this does is remind me how easy it is for people to do this to me all the time :smith:

You mean how easy it is for people to do it to me, Dave Rappoccino, all the time.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

I think Febreeze is more thinking, "I could remain A MAN employed off this"

And his memory will be buried under the dust of history. :hist101:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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quote:

If the Panthers win, I will draw Cam Newton as Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) peeing on the state of Texas.

Thanks Febreeze! At least now there is a silver lining if Carolina wins.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Hockles posted:

Febreeze, there is a typo in that article. I think you meant to bold Ravens. The Browns can't be favored to win anything

If you guys didn't get our hopes up just to let them down again we would call you the....




what's that Southern team that isn't the Panthers, Falcons, Dolphins, Jags, or Bucs?:confused:

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