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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

fishing with the fam posted:

Mine is the reason you never post in those "receive a random rear end new username!" threads in GBS.

It's no "Gynecolojustice". What was your old name?

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

I've had to fight against it for a long time, but I'm finally convinced. He's the GOAT. I'm sorry for being a fool for so long, Patriots fans.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-goat-is-finally-revealed/

:smug:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

I mean who wouldn't support the LAPD?

I was going to say black people, but then I remembered that they're what the LAPD stands on.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

Please if it wasn't justified there would be an indictment

Jordy was no angel

He also matched the description of this hit and run suspect.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

God drat that's good. Now we just need nrr to record it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Pretty weak joke

I'll only believe that if wheez calls me out.

Edit

Vvvv
Same :smith:

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Feb 22, 2017

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
He looks like a sexual predator that stopped trying to disguise himself and just started targeting the stupid kids instead.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

On Rich Eisland everyone wears black socks under their sandals.

edit
Finally got off my lazy rear end and got my avatar. Thank you so much, Chir. Great work.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Mar 7, 2017

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

This owns, Foster owns.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:lol:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Pffft. Next thing you'll be telling us women shouldn't be separated from society during their periods.

As long as we stone to death every white kid that went to spring break in Cancun, I'm happy.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

whiteyfats posted:

Isn't Jed fairly young?

Sorry, Niner fans.

Maybe we all get lucky and he catches megaAIDS from one of the 13 year old Asian sex slaves that the 1% in the Bay Area like to rape.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Abugadu posted:

I'll eventually track them all down, but someone in the SB 2010 thread saved and posted my favorite, the post-concussion one:

Not to toot your own horn, but :toot:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Does anyone else think Cutty has a flat butt with an eerily short crack? Even Janice Griffith is working with more meat than him. I'm genuinely shocked that he's as athletic as he is.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

Genuinely like that Saints/Falcons one


Absolutely. It's better than the original for either team.

weird Asian candy posted:

That Bengals/Steelers one is pretty cool

This too

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Clearly Saturdays comic needs to be hernandez getting ready for bed and through a cluseau esque series of prat falls accidentally blocking his cell and then hanging himself.

It would only be respectful

poo poo yeah

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

How's someone gonna buy you that text without this pic as an av? For shame.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Thaddius the Large posted:

That Sex Cannon poster is EVERYTHING

Febreze needs to monetize his site with that Sex Cannon poster, keychains, and other paraphernalia.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

It's probably easier now at least with foodie culture.

I know a family with a kid who is allergic to:
Gluten
Dairy
Eggs
Peanuts
Treenuts
Soy
Corn
Beef
Pork
Fish
Shellfish

And I'm probably forgetting a few. Everything this kid eats is made from scratch. They have never been on vacation because she couldn't eat.

At a certain point it's like... maybe you're not supposed to be alive.

Why do we allow people like that to reproduce?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

iospace posted:

I had someone ask me what type of oil we used in the deep fryers. Correctly assumed it was due a peanut allergy, but thankfully for her, we didn't use that.

Deadlifting McDonald's workers itt.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Dexo posted:

As someone with a peanut allergy who ate a chicken kabob cooked with peanut oil that caused me to have a serious allergic reaction and had me downing benadryl like candy.

This is complete bullshit

Sorry about your lovely genes.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

He can't choose those, you, however, chose the Seahawks

The Seahawks chose me.



Poor decision either way.




P.s. frank clark> tyreek

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Its Rinaldo posted:



Peanut allergies are for bitches though.

Ftfy

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I missed your "Let's Watch Baseball" comic. It is great. Truly we are in the blackest months of the calendar.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

swickles posted:

Gotta love some out of shape goon being the gatekeeper as to what is and what isn't a sport. Who loving cares if its classified as a sport. My personal definition separates out racing from sports, but who loving cares. Its not like being labeled a sport inherently gives an activity more or less value. Like racing of any kind requires a shot load of training, endurance, ability, etc. But I don't call it a sport, but I also don't put any value on that particular label. This is like the stupidest argument that has plagued me since high school and for some reason people feel very strongly and pretend that it matters if something is a sport or not.

*in extremely Joe Buck voice* Swickles is a journeyman in the sport of arguing, but with that nasty reliance on the ad hominem he never could quite make the jump to pro. Truly a promising career for this athlete cut short by an inability to play the sport the right way.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Punching people is overrated. Punching someone is super dangerous because people fall down, crack their skulls open, and die.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.71c4cc3a46f4

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article149059909.html

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/feb/24/trevor-timon-jailed-six-years-killing-oliver-dearlove-one-punch-london

That being said I almost knocked some Trump voter out in Whole Foods the other day.

Men who die from a single punch probably were drains on society in the first place.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I once got a rivals pun probation for "The Denver Fuckos"

I got one for saying "Tony Homo", but it was ironic and witty so I'm really like the Lenny Bruce of pun names.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
More like Lenny Bruised-Ego

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

"Now first things first I'm going to have to examine your blowhole."

Mrs. Soothing Vapors says, "aaahhhhhh".

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Thaddius the Large posted:

. . . Are you not?

Steelers fan, brah.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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You've outdone yourself.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

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Re-make any thread old enough to witness a Patriots Super Bowl win.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
The Auction Block

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The only thing more hilarious to me than salty Pats fans showing up in the comments is that somehow Febreeze summoned an unironic "the real problem is Communism" guy

He didn't have to be summoned, Blindsite was always here.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

Yeah it was the 2nd quarter when I left. Pats just scored another TD, Smith got sacked for a big loss, things didn't look good. I live on the east coast, This wasn't a Falcons game, and I have to wake up at 5:00 every day so I bailed. Also gently caress watching the pats.

Oh, I see Tyreek Hill and their rookie RB just loving went off.

I also distincly remember Christ Collingsworth saying something really stupid like, "you don't pull something like that off on Matt Patricians defense" and I laughed real, real loud. Looking at the score today I'm laughing all over again.

Tyreek and KHunt didnt go off, Alex Smith did.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hunt absolutely took off

he set a goddamn rookie record

Alex Smith kept the defense honest with his deep ball.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
That's a solid gold comic. I love happy endings.

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