FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

good op, dave

now maybe people will stop going "what is the farthouse :derp:

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 17:40

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 08:04

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Toaster Beef posted:

fyi, i miss you silly bastards and expect to be getting back into comic-making form sometime in the near future

TB!

# ¿ Sep 8, 2015 21:57

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Toaster Beef posted:

I'm also going to really dig in on getting the old comics back and uploaded onto FART. I know I said I was before, but, y'know, life. No idea how quickly/slowly the process might go, but it's absolutely a thing on my to-do list for getting poo poo rolling again.

Glad to have you back soon, my man.

BTW - I was thinking about making a custom page for TMM comics on FART to make them easy to browse. Maybe something with little widgets that show a thumbnail, date, and title of the comic in a grid. One thing I noticed on google analytics is that no one reads just one TMM. They always want to see more :unsmith:

nrr posted:

im too drank right now to respond with anything but WTF FEBREEZE?!

ok no wait ill rally gently caress you...

1. YOU loving NAME THE NEW THREAD AFTER A CRAZY68WHATEVER POST THAT IS A DIRECT RIPOFF OF A 2 YEAR OLD JOKE I MADE ABOUT HIM?!

2. that motherfuckers my posting nemesis, do you not remember this?

3. except hes got a lot better since I started giving him poo poo for being poo poo and he actually defended me recently in something stupid I think which means that hes actually kindof cool now and im out of line and more importantly I have no grounds to even be remotely pissed off in the slightest _{_{the end}}

4. BUT DO YOU THINK THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE?>!

5. so this is the point where I give actual evidence that everyone either 'handwaves away' or acts like im a fuckin rear end in a top hat which would be pretty much be about as accurate as nick foles circa 2013... and then about as useful as nick foles circa 2014:

6. (or more like 5a or 5.1 or whatever idk) https://soundcloud.com/user237822301/sets/lol-he-thinks-ldt-is-white

6.1 aka 5b/5.2 (ugh this is getting co,mp[licated, what dumbass gave me a keyboard instead of more whisky)

I got the joke you loving halfwit
Get out of the Farthouse you're ruining it
Check your pants cos when you try to Fart you just poo poo
TBeef I love you, all is Groovy

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lol

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 13:12

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Toaster Beef posted:

That'd be fantastic, and if there's any way I can make that easier to set up for you in file naming or dating, just let me know.

In a few minutes I'm going to start uploading all of the old site's comics (118 in all, maybe 120-ish after random bits get thrown in). I'll backdate them so they hopefully don't flood the main page, but if there's anything you want me to do just shoot me a PM or let me know here or send a carrier pigeon or whatever

Yeah, if you just go through the normal posting process and if you back-date them you should be good to go since the widgets display posts based on date.. I'll see if I can work on that custom page tonight or tomorrow.

Thanks dude!

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 14:53

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Toaster Beef posted:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/11/too-much-mustard-pissing-the-night-away/

welcome back

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 18:12

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Toaster Beef posted:

Thanks for giving me an online home, duder

absolutely!

I'm still working on that stuff I talked about to display your comics on the site.. It should be done this weekend.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 18:32

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

so in a couple of days we get the return of both TMM and BBP

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/12/2fart2furious-week-1-preview-made/

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 23:50

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

nrr posted:

Ehud, I just uhhh submitted a thing to FART for your approval.

idk what it is, it just came out.

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/15/0-1-like-0-fun-witness/

:stonk:

# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 13:12

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Toaster Beef posted:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/18/too-much-mustard-unfloppable-peyton-manning-is/

oh my god hahahahahaha

edit: btw I am gonna be back to FART'ing soon. As soon as football season started back up I got super busy at work and I have to go out of town and stuff :smith:

So right now FART is basically just a bunch of TMM, not that I'm complaining :haw:

Ehud fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Sep 18, 2015

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 20:02

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Febreeze posted:

Daymn EHUD you gonna take that poo poo?

yah

# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 20:54

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

axeil posted:

Thanks Febreeze. I already PM'd it to Ehud.

Dunno if there's something else I have to do to post it on the site.

Maybe I'll write up versions for more teams, because everyone should still be pretty happy. Even teams that have looked awful so far could end up being Super Bowl champs this year.

Sorry I took forever on this. I just got back in town from a pretty stressful work trip. This post rules and I like it a lot. Thanks axeil! I hope you do more.

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/25/ride-isnt-learned-quit-worrying-love-chip-kellys-wild-ride/

# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 13:15

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Here is a real chat log of me trying to cancel NFL Sunday Ticket during the third quarter of today's thrashing by the Bills:

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/09/27/the-miami-dolphins-suck-so-i-tried-to-get-a-sunday-ticket-refund/

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 00:22

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

BBP is up y'all

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/10/03/2fart2furious-week-4-preview-tomsula-fan-4-life/

# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 16:59

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Ehud fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Oct 6, 2015

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 21:58

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

i finally negotiated a big deal between FART and draftkings.com

hopefully it won't be too intrusive, I doubt anyone will notice

anyway here is BBP's new post!

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/10/10/2fart2furious-week-5-preview-brought-draftkings/

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 22:10

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Tomsula 2.0:

https://youtu.be/zk9WqTeyAys

oh my god is it real

# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 13:30

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Bbp time y'all

https://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/10/24/2fart2furious-week-7-preview-dont-hassel-cassel/

# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 17:16

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

what about a really obnoxious avatar for a patriots fan

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 12:52

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

BBP puts the ART in FART

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/10/31/2fart2furious-week-8-preview-tricks-no-treats/

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 15:55

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I'm just always amazed

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 12:54

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

sean10mm posted:

Neither Justin Hunter nor Cordarrelle Patterson were impressive even in college, beyond "I guess they're kinda large and fast?"

Hunter was good.

"Hunter started all 12 games in the 2012 season, and caught 73 passes for 1,083 yards and 9 touchdowns"

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 21:34

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2015/11/07/2fart2furious-week-9-preview-support-troops/

posting this for big bob pataki while he sleeps one off

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 16:11

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Rob as Lorenzo Lamas from Renegade, drifting from town to town with a shirtless vest and motorcycle

my mom had the biggest boner for him

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 19:13

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Febreeze posted:

Looking through my old imgur albums and I found this

lol I don't remember why you drew this

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 19:31

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

wandler20 posted:

Schefter just tweeted out the Trump logos.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 20:18

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

@david_newmeyer: @AdamSchefter why is liberal ESPN all of a sudden attacking @realDonaldTrump ???

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 20:21

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Febreeze posted:

...He followed me

There is no way that's actually him, is it? He's not verified and has just 2k followers

It's him. He's followed by almost all of the Dolphins beat writers and Adam Schefter.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 19:50

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

SirPhoebos posted:

Every time these insufferable asshats resurface, I just think of Larry Czonka being murdered by black-hooded Canadian cultists and my blood pressure returns to normal.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 22:55

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

can somebody turn this into the most annoying avatar of all time

googly eyes, shaky, flashing lights, do whatever you can think of

# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 21:57

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Rasczak posted:

Yah

oh my god it's perfect thank you

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 00:06

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Magicpants posted:

dolphins posters should go back to their thematic avs

hahahahahahahahaha

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 01:16

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Chichevache posted:

Carolina heel turn starts here, folks.

Larry Fitzgerald is a bad guy who got a pass on a domestic violence incident because the NFL didn't care about that stuff in 2008 or whenever

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 13:43

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Chichevache posted:

Jerry Richardson owns the Carolina Cam's and the only way he could be happier is if he didn't have to pay them and could have them working his plantation in the offseason. And if he won a super bowl. You don't want him to be happy, do you?

I don't actually care about larry fitzgerald or the panthers :haw: