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The names Jettison toots, whats it too ya? Ya bettah have a good reason why you come here. This is a dangerous forum, full of vagrants and deviants. I ain't trust a-no man with no secrets of mine. the walls gots ears, ya understand? So if you comin here to tell me bout a murdah you betta know that someone already knows ya here. Ya bettah let me have the scoop else ya wanna end up like ya friend. |
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Oh, film noir, I know how to talk like that!! Uhhh... Um...Dame. |
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Sep 8, 2015 21:00
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Gadzooks, Charlie. It's get tin' pretty dangerous to walk around here on account of all the murderin' and what not. Wish a good old fashioned gumshoe would blow into town and crack the lid open on them mystery murders, because you know the coppers are crooked and probably in on this murder racket. |
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Sep 8, 2015 21:09
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the Buttler did it |
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Sep 8, 2015 21:27
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Pssst, hey- got a minnit? Yeah, you- the one right dere. I gotta qweshun fer ya. You ever hear dah phrase "If dese walls could talk"? See, I'm da wall, and boy can I sure talk! Like fer eggzamPUL. I happen ta know, dat right here, at dis very moment in time, a huge secret is about ta be laid bare. Wanna know wut dat secret is? I taught choo wuz never gunna ask! The killer is 
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Gross Dude posted:Oh, film noir, I know how to talk like that!! Myeah see? MYEAH.
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Sep 8, 2015 21:42
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*looking at pile of blood and guts* there was definitely a murder here... but how?? and where's the body? ? *corpse peering around a corner, quietly laughing to self with hand coyly over mouth, holding up a sign saying "I'll never tell!"* ---------------- |
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Qwerinty posted:*looking at pile of blood and guts* there was definitely a murder here... but how?? and where's the body? ? lol
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Qwerinty posted:*looking at pile of blood and guts* there was definitely a murder here... but how?? and where's the body? ?
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Sep 8, 2015 22:20
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Thunder Moose posted:Myeah see? MYEAH. It's coitans fer you, see? |
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Sep 8, 2015 23:07
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gangster: listen here see smug guy: well which one is it listen or see heh heh heh
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Sep 9, 2015 01:51
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Bread Set Jettison posted:gangster: listen here see lol
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Sep 9, 2015 02:00
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*a haggard man in a tattered labcoat skritches some scrawled, smeared lettering on the last free space in a room, crumpled up and then uncrumpled research notes scattered about, five months beard growth, emaciated* i've solved the mystery.. every time you trip over your own feet, it's an invisible dead person
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Sep 9, 2015 02:28
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*pulls out a cute little snub-nose revolver* who's there? |
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Sep 9, 2015 03:22
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It was *slow turn to the camera* MURDER *slow turn back to the dead body, which is now missing* It was *slow turn back to the camera* Just there a second ago *slow turn back to the place the body just was*
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Sep 9, 2015 14:57
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Bread Set Jettison posted:It was *slow turn to the camera* MURDER *slow turn back to the dead body, which is now missing* It was *slow turn back to the camera* Just there a second ago *slow turn back to the place the body just was* ---------------- |
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Sep 9, 2015 16:49
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Bread Set Jettison posted:It was *slow turn to the camera* MURDER *slow turn back to the dead body, which is now missing* It was *slow turn back to the camera* Just there a second ago *slow turn back to the place the body just was* IT WAS THE CAMERAMAN! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:IT WAS THE CAMERAMAN! Sorry for the outburst, I get caught up in murder mysteries 
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alnilam posted:It's coitans fer you, see? It was the same tune for Frankie Five Iron and Eddie Three Fingers see? Myeah.
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Hello Mr. Detective I did a murder can I hire you to help me make it unsolvable? Actually I wonder if Sherlock Holmes ever did this to make ends meet?
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Sep 10, 2015 17:57
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Murderer: I just want to be understood... I want to act! And this... This is my stage. |
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Bread Set Jettison posted:It was *slow turn to the camera* MURDER *slow turn back to the dead body, which is now missing* It was *slow turn back to the camera* Just there a second ago *slow turn back to the place the body just was* |
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Miss Psychosis posted:Murderer: I just want to be understood... I want to act! And this... This is my stage. GregorOfTheArts Sept 10th, 2015 Reg: 09/22/12 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars boo! your stage sucks! i can't sit anywhere and there is blood on the carpet UGH DO NOT RECOMMEND
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Sep 11, 2015 05:14
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it's reefer madness all ways round, ya hear? get a zippo on this hippo and let's blaaaaaze, baby! roll them bones, aroooooo!!!!! |
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Sep 11, 2015 06:12
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it rained for days before the soggy corpse was found on the hill, entrails and gore mixed with the mud like some kind of horrible wet nightmare |
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Sep 11, 2015 16:56
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google THIS posted:it rained for days before the soggy corpse was found on the hill, entrails and gore mixed with the mud like some kind of horrible wet nightmare 
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Sep 11, 2015 19:23
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google THIS posted:it rained for days before the soggy corpse was found on the hill, entrails and gore mixed with the mud like some kind of horrible wet nightmare i hope they catch that guy 
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Sep 12, 2015 01:37
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*kid detective puffs on a bubble pipe* |
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[stares out of sepiertone window at windy, rainy nighttime city, from comfort of gloomy office] with the amount of CRIME and CORRUPTION in these streets sometimes i wonder if this rain turns into blood when it hits the cold concrete. [stubs out cheap cigar into plastic vocaloid ashtray] Sometimes i ask myself why i live here; is it because i want to make a difference, or is there some part of me that knows the FILTH is inside me too, like i belong, like this is my home. But every time I let a twitter feminist know why my video games are sacred i Know inside that i'm fighting the good fight ---------------- |
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| [eyes gazing unfocused into the distance, as the insistent patter of raindrops on the sidewalk intrudes on my thoughts] Murder is rude as hell. | |
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Sep 14, 2015 04:07
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Extra extra get the scoop on all the moyderin' happenin' |
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thats a sign language for rock out! (i know because i know some sign language) |
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