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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd6dKjVp9l0

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
he is gonna run btw

in case you were confused

Ayatollah Hermione
Apr 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747

quote:

Born: September 18, 1945 (age 69), Scotland, United Kingdom

wheres the birth certificate McAfee

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx
how many presidential candidates can say they've killed a man before being elected

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


point of return posted:

how many presidential candidates can say they've killed a man before being elected

http://barrybradford.com/how-many-presidents-have-killed-a-man/

Spooky Forum Ghost
Mar 9, 2015
Okay but how many presidential candidates can say they've killed a man while operating a hosed up sex dungeon bath salt fortress in Belize?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

list is poo poo obummer isn't on there
my grandmother was the subject of a deathpanel and she starved to death waiting in line to see a doctor

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Where's that other video where he 'clears up a few things' and talks about not murdering his neighbor in Belize and how five of seven simultaneous live-in girlfriends did conspire at one point or other to kill him

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I hope this is real. But is it?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

well that dude seems hosed up

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Aliquid posted:

well that dude seems hosed up

If I were rich, I would not want to be like McAfee.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Accretionist posted:

If I were rich, I would not want to be like McAfee.


come on



CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
that man has presidential material written all over him

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
he's the antivirus

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Accretionist posted:

Where's that other video where he 'clears up a few things' and talks about not murdering his neighbor in Belize and how five of seven simultaneous live-in girlfriends did conspire at one point or other to kill him

I don't know but its hilarious

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
:toot:

:getin:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMz6GV3b1ys

https://mcafee16.com

http://cyberparty.org

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

that man has presidential material written all over him

agreed

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Good. Another insane weirdo has entered the presidential race.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

gently caress da Mods posted:

he's the antivirus

He probably has a lot of viruses.

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Jon Swartz of USA Today posted:

McAfee will run as Libertarian Party candidate for president

SAN MATEO, Calif. — John McAfee, Libertarian Party candidate for president of the United States.

The mercurial McAfee, who this year announced his run for the presidency under the Cyber Party to "disrupt the political status quo" and warn of the "dangerously ignored issue of cybersecurity," said in a phone interview today he will join the Libertarian Party, where he is likely to land the nomination.

"They have (10) candidates (for president), none of whom have personality," said a laughing McAfee, who is is running on a platform to pardon all marijuana users in prison and "stop the U.S. from being the world's policeman."

The unconventional presidential run is McAfee's latest headline-grabbing adventure. The 70-year-old cybersecurity pioneer, who was named as a "person of interest" in an unsolved 2012 murder case in Belize and later claimed he is a target of a Central American hit squad for his criticisms of the Belize government, has been the subject of profiles in USA TODAY, network news, Wired magazine and the international press.

His fame has also landed him the role as subject of a forthcoming miniseries on cable network Spike.

McAfee said a representative from the Libertarian Party contacted him Tuesday about representing the party. The party's convention is in late May in Orlando, Fla.

The Lexington, Tenn., resident, whose campaign headquarters is in Opelika, Ala., said he is confident he'll get the nomination, and have his name on ballots in 50 states. "For me, it's important to get boots on the ground," he said.

Doug Craig, a national board member of the Libertarian Party, said he recently discussed ballot access with McAfee, and the challenges an independent candidate faces. "He fits right in with our political philosophy," Craig says.

Former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson, who was the Libertarian Party's presidential nominee in 2012, has repeatedly said he is likely to run but has not yet declared.

Expect to see plenty of McAfee in the coming months, and not just on the campaign trail. He is the subject of a TV miniseries from Billy Corben, who directed Cocaine Cowboys and ESPN's 30 for 30 documentary on the University of Miami football program, that is scheduled to premiere in May 2016. McAfee has also been penning columns the past several months for the International Business Times. One recent piece was on the rage of psychedelic drugs in the work place.

In his spare time, McAfee has developed a computer program to predict world events. Among them: On Dec. 26, India's chief mobster will retire and name a successor.

The most high-profile project, however, is expected to be the Spike series.

"I spent entirely too much time with Billy," McAfee said. "He either thinks I'm a very complex individual or just simple."

Corben, who criss-crossed the country documenting McAfee, said he found McAfee to be one of the most intriguing and challenging people to film. "There are so many layers there," Corben said. "It's hard to say where the series will lead to."

Hi friends, I'm updating this thread in order to share the news that John McAfee has decided to seek the 2016 Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party! It seems that McAfee may have to compete against former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson for the Libertarian Party's nomination!

Also, it seems that a TV miniseries about McAfee will be released in 2016!

Here is the link to the USA Today article that I've quoted: http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2015/12/24/mcafee-run-libertarian-party-candidate-president/77877980/

I hope everyone who enjoys lurking and posting in the Election Erection subforum is enjoying a delightful December, and I wish you all a tremendously tubular 2016!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
A man who has hosted drug-fueled orgies seems like a fine fit for the Libertarian Party. Solid move.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

skaboomizzy posted:

A man who has hosted drug-fueled orgies seems like a fine fit for the Presidency. Solid move.

Specifically, butt bath salts.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

quote:

Among them: On Dec. 26, India's chief mobster will retire and name a successor.

Has this happened yet? If so I'll vote for the man that can predict the future.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If 2016 is Trump or Hillary I'll probably vote McAfee and try to shape his ideology.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Didn't he kill his neighbor or something? I thought he was on the run from the law.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Microwaves Mom posted:

Didn't he kill his neighbor or something? I thought he was on the run from the law.

As of January 8, 2014, Belizean police have presented no new accusations, and they have not persisted in seeking McAfee's imprisonment for any of the crimes they accused him of. However, they have auctioned off McAfee's seized assets, and his home was burned down under suspicious circumstances.[53]

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I like the way the USA Today article states that McAfee wants to "pardon all marijuana users in prison." Like, it makes it sound like McAfee wants to release everyone in prison who answers "yes" when asked, "Are you a marijuana user?" That seems like it could be a pretty fun policy to enact and implement.

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
He's gonna uninstall the pussification of America.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Trump already has the ironic vote and the insane vote. McAfee is tame compared to trump.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I'd even say hes boring

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Spooky Forum Ghost posted:

Okay but how many presidential candidates can say they've killed a man while operating a hosed up sex dungeon bath salt fortress in Belize?

That sounds like something that Coolidge's serial killer rear end would've done.

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008
Trump/McAfee 2016

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





bath salts and launch codes - what could go wrong?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

mike12345 posted:

bath salts and launch codes - what could go wrong?

Nothing worse than the usual.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


Spooky Forum Ghost posted:

Okay but how many presidential candidates can say they've killed a man while operating a hosed up sex dungeon bath salt fortress in Belize?



who can say...

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Anyone seen his logo? I love it.



e: oh wait not official but he likes it so whatevs

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


The Obama administration doesn't understand what 'privacy' means — let me explain

Cephalocidal
Dec 23, 2005


John McAfee is like the porn version of Tony Stark. With slightly better messaging I could see him capturing 90-95% of the ironic Trump vote.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



On my first trip to Kathmandu as a very young man I encountered a charming and charismatic Asian man who invited me on a private trip to Pokhara to visit his family homestead. His name, he said, was Charles Sobhraj. I was enthralled.

A gentleman sitting at the same restaurant overheard the conversation and when Charles left momentarily to visit the restroom, the gentleman leaned over and quietly said: "Do not go with this man. He will kill you and take your money." He looked me hard in the eyes, and then he leaned back and continued his meal. I was dumbfounded. The man spoke with such grave conviction that I declined Charles and quickly returned to my hotel. Sobhraj was arrested a year later and charged with the murder of dozens of foreign tourists. Look it up.

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