NCAA Week 2 Aftermath: Jacksonville State is an offense to God

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Aaaa

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:39

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Is this the Week 2 Aftermath thread?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:43

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Sure

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:43

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

They tried, dammit.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:44

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Jacksonville State doesn't owe you anything

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:45

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Fsu stinks

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:46

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

JT Jag posted:

They tried, dammit.

They didn't though.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:47

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

I wish they won but I can't feel too bad about any FCS team that makes Auburn look like fools

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:48

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Auburn paid Jacksonville State $525,000 to come to Auburn and scare the living hell out of them.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:54

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Penn State no longer on track for giving up 120 sacks.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 20:57

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Dear De'Veon Smith,

More of THAT, please. Thank you in advance.

- Gonz

# ? Sep 12, 2015 21:03

Adlai Stevenson: Mar 4, 2010; Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

JT Jag posted:

I wish they won but I can't feel too bad about any FCS team that makes Auburn look like fools

more or less

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:02

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Auburn is gonna move up in the polls for showing gritty determination

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:06

Wanvig: Sep 8, 2003

I honestly did not expect to beat Louisville today, even with them sending out a freshman QB for his first career start, but maybe Herman is onto something with his circle drills and teammate-on-teammate concussions.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:12

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

news: Houston beat Louisville on the road for the first time since '97
views: gently caress UP SOME COMMAS

http://deadspin.com/houston-how-do-you-feel-about-beating-louisville-on-th-1730298126

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:14

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

Well, I have to apologize. All of the SEC fans were right. Every week on the SEC schedule is a battle, even when it's against Jacksonville State.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:19

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

Also, I don't remember seeing this posted in the last aftermath thread - Tom Herman wrote an article for SI about our program, and he has a pretty interesting story about recruiting Andrew Luck when he was Rice's OC.

http://www.campusrush.com/tom-herman-houston-cougars-head-coach-education-1336562958.html

quote:

When I was the offensive coordinator at Rice in 2007, there was an elite quarterback coming out of Stratford High in Houston. He made it very clear: If Texas didn't offer him a football scholarship, he was going to go to an academically minded school. So, his final three schools were Northwestern, Stanford and Rice. We were on his list for three reasons: He's from Houston; his dad was the president of MLS's Houston Dynamo; and his mom and maternal grandparents graduated from the school. Long story short, he had been on campus a couple of times, and I had always known well in advance he was coming.

Rice didn't have very nice facilities, so I knew which hallways to walk him down and where to hide him�I knew what doors to keep closed so he did not see certain things. Meanwhile, we planned any way we could to polish up the facilities. But during the spring my office phone rang and it's the quarterback's dad. I'm thinking, "Great!" I take the call, and he says, "Coach Herman, my wife and son and I are in the parking lot. Can we come up and spend some time with you?" I said, "Of course," but I'm thinking to myself, "Oh no! Oh god! What do I do?"

So, I spent the next two hours fumbling around, and the kid saw all our warts. I went home that night feeling terrible�a combination of wanting to vomit profusely and curl up in the fetal position. I knew he was getting on a flight to Palo Alto the next day to visit Stanford. I knew what they were going to show him. And I knew that we were done. We had failed. Would we have gotten him? Probably not. But we failed. We did not put our best foot forward.

That quarterback was Andrew Luck.

I've told that story every day since I arrived at Houston. Every day when I roll into the parking lot, close my car door and start walking into the football facility, I say to myself, "What if Andrew Luck shows up today?" And I walk in, pick up gum wrappers and inspect the floor. We need new paint on the walls, new pictures, all sorts of things. In the city of Houston, there's a very real chance that the next Andrew Luck could show up in our offices today. It's almost a mantra for our coaches: Your offices better stay neat. You better have a highlight tape ready, a recruitment presentation ready, all your spiels ready, because there are 10 five-star prospects living within 20 minutes of us and they can show up at any time. Before I got here this building was not seen as a recruiting tool, but as a place to house employees. We're slowly but surely changing that.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:23

Wanvig: Sep 8, 2003

surrender posted:

Also, I don't remember seeing this posted in the last aftermath thread - Tom Herman wrote an article for SI about our program, and he has a pretty interesting story about recruiting Andrew Luck when he was Rice's OC.

http://www.campusrush.com/tom-herman-houston-cougars-head-coach-education-1336562958.html

I never saw it posted here, but I saw it on Facebook a few days ago and it's a great read.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:44

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

surrender posted:

Also, I don't remember seeing this posted in the last aftermath thread - Tom Herman wrote an article for SI about our program, and he has a pretty interesting story about recruiting Andrew Luck when he was Rice's OC.

http://www.campusrush.com/tom-herman-houston-cougars-head-coach-education-1336562958.html

God, imagine what the college sports would be like if Andrew Luck had made Northwestern relevant

# ? Sep 12, 2015 22:54

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Jake Browning looked pretty good in today's exhibition scrimmage. I look forward to seeing his progress in real games.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:00

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

We won a fuckin football game!

Jim Harbaugh yelled for 40 seconds and then called a time out, which turned into a TV timeout, and yelled for the entire 3 minutes. It was the best thing ever.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:26

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

FALCONS BITCH HAHAHAHAHA EAT IT BIG TEN

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:28

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Neodoomium posted:

We won a fuckin football game!

Jim Harbaugh yelled for 40 seconds and then called a time out, which turned into a TV timeout, and yelled for the entire 3 minutes. It was the best thing ever.

Harbaugh's an unlikable sociopath (if he isn't your coach, a likable one if he is), but a timeout taken specifically to scream at the refs is something I always approve of.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:36

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

DJExile posted:

FALCONS BITCH HAHAHAHAHA EAT IT BIG TEN

Can we go back in time to the thread where we were discussing what great additions to the Big 10 Maryland and Rutgers were?

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:38

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Can we go back in time to the thread where we were discussing what great additions to the Big 10 Maryland and Rutgers were?

All that fancy new TV revenue is helping teams like Maryland pay us to show up and beat them. It's great :toot:

E: Actually, to be fair, I don't know if we scheduled this game before or after they joined.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:40

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Can we go back in time to the thread where we were discussing what great additions to the Big 10 Maryland and Rutgers were?

No one ever said this. I want to go back to before we got Penn State.

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:41

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Clemson looked like garbage for a quarter then rolled as they should.

WE WANT JACKSONVILLE STATE!

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:43

Chump Farts: May 9, 2009; There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

DJExile posted:

All that fancy new TV revenue is helping teams like Maryland pay us to show up and beat them. It's great

E: Actually, to be fair, I don't know if we scheduled this game before or after they joined.

lol mac owns

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:53

curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

Scarf posted:

Clemson looked like garbage for a quarter then rolled as they should.

WE WANT JACKSONVILLE STATE!

poor Louisville could very well start 1-5 since they have Clemson next week and then an FCS cupcake before going to FSU and NC State

# ? Sep 12, 2015 23:54

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

holy poo poo

Brett McMurphy
@McMurphyESPN
Wow. Notre Dame wins last-second thriller at Virginia on 3rd anniversary of Lennay Kekua�s death

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:06

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Cocktease upset weekend is still pretty good football.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:07

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

DJExile posted:

holy poo poo

Brett McMurphy
@McMurphyESPN
Wow. Notre Dame wins last-second thriller at Virginia on 3rd anniversary of Lennay Kekua�s death

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:08

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

DJExile posted:

holy poo poo

Brett McMurphy
@McMurphyESPN
Wow. Notre Dame wins last-second thriller at Virginia on 3rd anniversary of Lennay Kekua�s death

This is tweeting at it's best. Twitting even.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:12

bvlah: Aug 21, 2003; A stupid typo

Mike London showing new ways to bring pain and agony to UVA fans

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:18

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

THE ENEMIES OF RUTGERS ATHLETICS PREVAIL ONCE AGAIN!

COUGS BITCH!

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:19

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

lol gently caress Bert Bielema

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:28

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Maybe my SDSU bravado was.... premature

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:28

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Well the Wildcats murdered some terrible FCS team, Thorson continues to own, and if they beat Duke they are ranked.

e: Maryland and Rutgers are an abomination.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:38

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Malik Zaire is reported to have a fractured right ankle and is out for the season.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:39

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Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Requesting thread namechange:

"Yoshifan823" and "Probably Magic" posted:

College football is just blueballs.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:40

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