NCAA Week 2 Aftermath: Jacksonville State is an offense to God

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CrumFUNist!: Nov 27, 2005

Pakled posted:

Malik Zaire is reported to have a fractured right ankle and is out for the season.

It's so much better when Notre Dame stumbles towards the end of a season, not at the beginning.

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Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

So that should have been one of the most memorable wins for Notre Dame of the past decade but Malik's injury puts a huge damper on things.

That said, I'm not ready to throw the towel in on the season yet. Deshone Kizer was a big time recruit a few years ago. Maybe ND will get lucky and he'll step up.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:47

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Gophers did not deserve to win that game, but we pulled it through somehow.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:49

blackmongoose: Mar 31, 2011; DARK INFERNO ROOK!

MACtion has B10 and SEC scalps now, time to claim the rest of the P5

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:51

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Ty1990 posted:

So that should have been one of the most memorable wins for Notre Dame of the past decade but Malik's injury puts a huge damper on things.

That said, I'm not ready to throw the towel in on the season yet. Deshone Kizer was a big time recruit a few years ago. Maybe ND will get lucky and he'll step up.

He has a gun of an arm and he'll do well. This probably doesn't kill their season but the odds of getting to the playoffs are a lot longer now.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:52

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Holy Toledo!

# ? Sep 13, 2015 00:56

Previa_fun: Nov 10, 2004

Benne posted:

lol gently caress Bert Bielema

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:00

Noctone: Oct 25, 2005; XO til we overdose..

I'm looking at the box score for the Arkansas-Toledo and it's baffling how Arkansas managed to lose that game.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:04

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Football is dumb and the next president should out law it

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Chieves: Sep 20, 2010

Cmon Iowa State and OU, please make the Big XII look competent, smdh.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:09

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Chieves posted:

Cmon Iowa State and OU, please make the Big XII look competent, smdh.

The MAC is the only conference that matters, hth

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:11

Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

K-State beat UTSA in what I've been told is one of the most boring football games to ever happen, so I guess I'm glad I was busy for it. :toot:

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

DJExile posted:

The MAC is the only conference that matters, hth

THat's why Northwestern/Ball State is Under the Lights.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:15

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

R.D. Mangles posted:

THat's why Northwestern/Ball State is Under the Lights.

Exactly!

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:21

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

And wrong thread.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Sep 13, 2015

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:23

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Strobe posted:

K-State beat UTSA in what I've been told is one of the most boring football games to ever happen, so I guess I'm glad I was busy for it.

I watched a little bit, that was your backup QB starting right?

He's loving awful.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:23

CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

i just got done running errands howd the razorbacks d- :yikes:

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:42

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

props to the guy at the Northwestern/Eastern Illinois game in the EIU Tony Romo jersey

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:42

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

R.D. Mangles posted:

props to the guy at the Northwestern/Eastern Illinois game in the EIU Tony Romo jersey

drat that's awesome

# ? Sep 13, 2015 01:47

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

Wazzu got it done. :unsmith:

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:07

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Football is stupid and I hate it.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:11

witz: Sep 28, 2001; Start winning some games or he'll kill you

Pakled posted:

Malik Zaire is reported to have a fractured right ankle and is out for the season.

No words.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:17

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Ohio State looked sluggish and sloppy and is lucky they weren't playing someone better. I hate making excuses but the shorten week really showed.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:26

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

Rad Valtar posted:

Ohio State looked sluggish and sloppy and is lucky they weren't playing someone better. I hate making excuses but the shorten week really showed.

If this week has shown us anything it's that just about every team will have a lovely game against a bad team once a year. If you are able to still win convincingly I don't think there's anything worth worrying about.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:27

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Rad Valtar posted:

Ohio State looked sluggish and sloppy and is lucky they weren't playing someone better. I hate making excuses but the shorten week really showed.

The defense looked really good though, especially Conley.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:27

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

Rad Valtar posted:

Ohio State looked sluggish and sloppy and is lucky they weren't playing someone better. I hate making excuses but the shorten week really showed.

Same for Bama, honestly. Our QBs both looked...not good. Our kicker missed 2 FGs, meaning he's missed 4 through 2 games. Derrick Henry had 33 yards on 13 attempts until a breakout drive in the 3rd quarter which put him at, like, 96 yards. And, of course, our secondary was not impressive. We look pretty beatable, but the good news is that so does everyone else! It'll make for a fun year of football to watch.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:36

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I hate Ohio State. That is all.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:37

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Me all week

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:51

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Emron posted:

Same for Bama, honestly. Our QBs both looked...not good. Our kicker missed 2 FGs, meaning he's missed 4 through 2 games. Derrick Henry had 33 yards on 13 attempts until a breakout drive in the 3rd quarter which put him at, like, 96 yards. And, of course, our secondary was not impressive. We look pretty beatable, but the good news is that so does everyone else! It'll make for a fun year of football to watch.

The good news for Ohio State is their defense still looked really good. Also our kicking game is bad right now too.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:51

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Really cool story from today's Kent State game

ESPN posted:

April Goss finally got her chance and kicked her way into history.

A four-year member of Kent State's team, Goss kicked an extra point in the first half of her team's 45-13 rout of Delaware State, becoming the second woman to score in a major college football game.

Wearing No. 91, Goss made the kick with 4:30 left in the second quarter, giving the Golden Flashes a 29-6 lead. Following the touchdown, starting kicker Shane Hynes initially went on the field, but coach Paul Haynes called a timeout and brought in Goss.

Her kick veered right off the hold, but cleared the crossbar and she was mobbed by her teammates. Once Goss got to the sideline, she shared hugs with all of Kent State's coaches and was congratulated by university president Dr. Beverly Warren.

Katie Hnida kicked a pair of extra points for New Mexico in 2003. According to STATS LLC, Goss, who was a soccer player in high school before deciding to try football, appears to be the only woman currently on a Division I roster.

Haynes had been trying to get Goss into a game for the past two seasons. Before her historic kick, the closest she came was making the game-winning extra point in the 2014 spring game.

Earlier this week, Haynes had high praise for Goss.

"She works her tail off. She's the first one out there in practice and the last one off the field," he said. "Every time someone gets up and talks, one of our players gets up and talks, they always talk about they've got brothers, and a sister."

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:53

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Chieves posted:

Cmon Iowa State and OU, please make the Big XII look competent, smdh.

Hawkeyes motherfucker

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:55

Rad Valtar: May 31, 2011; Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Wait Bielema bitched about Ohio States schedule and then lost to Toledo at home? You fat loving idiot.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 02:59

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

DJExile posted:

Really cool story from today's Kent State game

Not Colorado.txt

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:00

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Bad Moon posted:

Hawkeyes motherfucker

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:00

Emron: Aug 2, 2005

Rad Valtar posted:

Wait Bielema bitched about Ohio States schedule and then lost to Toledo at home? You fat loving idiot.

Yeah, and it's hilarious.

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:06

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Rad Valtar posted:

Wait Bielema bitched about Ohio States schedule and then lost to Toledo at home? You fat loving idiot.

A murderer's row of 8 ranked teams and also Toledo

# ? Sep 13, 2015 03:06

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Toledo has actually been a pretty decent MAC team for the past few years but them shoving Bert's words right back down his facehole more than makes up for Jacksonville State blowing the comeback

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

e: gently caress wrong thread

Alaois fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Sep 13, 2015

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

DJExile posted:

Really cool story from today's Kent State game

That's legitimately cool.

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Worst Vols collapse I've seen in years, potentially ever

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