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the last few years I've been trying that tip the power company says will help save money, namely, setting my thermostat a few degrees higher or lower than I usually would.
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I've been focusing on my endurance each season, and this year i've attained thermostat perfection. my furnace and my ac unit haven't started once. I worked my way to a low of 54/high of 97, and with any luck, that's gonna stick.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 13, 2015 05:42
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meter reader: Ma'am I'm here to do an emergency check up on your meter. They think it's broken, it shows no kilowatts used in months, but don't you worry, we'll have it right as rain in no time!
me, wearing 10 personal fans from the dollar store: Oh, no, it's fine, I promise! I followed that money saving tip you guys included on my bill a few years back! Thank you for the concern though! Now, please leave so I can close the door, you're letting all the cool air out!
meter reader, to self: Damnit, I can't believe we lost another one to that tip! What were they thinking when they published that anyway...
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 13, 2015 05:51
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Kinda related. .. When you have an used battery it's not completely empty. Hook up a 40-50 of those bad boys and send the remaining juice back to the grid.
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Sep 13, 2015 06:00
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*scours neighborhood garbage cans for carelessly discarded batteries*
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Sep 13, 2015 06:03
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Oh, you can buy them in packages from the grocery store. I go through 14... maybe 15 bags a week. Don't have time to scavenge all that, I got a green energy business to run!
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Sep 13, 2015 06:08
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fire IS electricity??
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Sep 13, 2015 08:48
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Please don't shout at windmills. Electricity conducts bad vibes which can be dangerous to everyone! See Ghostbusters 2 if you don't believe me
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Sep 13, 2015 13:27
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i tried saving power by using my fireplace instead of electric lights but it just made the air conditioning work twice as hard to make up for it. the power company thought of everything
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Sep 13, 2015 13:36
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the power company made a deal with apple and that's why my mac's screen gets brighter when i shut the lights off
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Sep 13, 2015 13:36
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generations of children have grown up watching the flintstones and no one has noticed that back then they had practically every convenience we do now and without paying the power company a cent ? really ?
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Sep 13, 2015 13:48
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the power company made a deal with apple and that's why my mac's screen gets brighter when i shut the lights off
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Sep 13, 2015 14:54
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*scours neighborhood garbage cans for carelessly discarded batteries*
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Sep 13, 2015 14:56
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buy a huge amount of strandbeest kits, build them into a crude shape of yourself, and put your soul inside it to be forever free of the power company
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Sep 13, 2015 15:03
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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One great tip to save money is to stop buying so much food. I've gotten to the point where I never buy food at all. You'd be amazed at the savings!
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Sep 13, 2015 15:58
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Turn off all the lights in your house so when you turn them back on, your eyes will be used to the dark and you won't need to use as many lamps
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Sep 13, 2015 16:51
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Turn off all the lights in your house so when you turn them back on, your eyes will be used to the dark and you won't need to use as many lamps
I've gone long enough without turning on lamps that I've developed photosensitive eyespots where my eyes used to be.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Sep 13, 2015 17:20
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generations of children have grown up watching the flintstones and no one has noticed that back then they had practically every convenience we do now and without paying the power company a cent ? really ?
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Sep 13, 2015 21:12
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generations of children have grown up watching the flintstones and no one has noticed that back then they had practically every convenience we do now and without paying the power company a cent ? really ?
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Sep 13, 2015 22:17
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every time I walk across the carpet during the winter I make sure I touch an outlet. you need to remember to keep switching hands, though, so you create alternating current
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Sep 14, 2015 00:47
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every time I walk across the carpet during the winter I make sure I touch an outlet. you need to remember to keep switching hands, though, so you create alternating current
I've been working on lowering the amount of time my refrigerator door stays open. I've set up a dummy refrigerator, filled with replicas of the items in the real one, so I can plan and practice my movements before taking anything in or out. If I can't shave at least ten percent off my time for the maneuver, I just do without. Occasionally eating cereal without milk is a small price to pay for the kind of energy savings we're talking about here.
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Sep 14, 2015 01:11
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i open my windows in summer to save on cooling costs. i close my windows in the winter to save on heating costs. i put mirrors on the glass to reflect sunlight back into the sun so it will retain its power
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Sep 14, 2015 01:21
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You can cook most anything with a magnifying glass on a sunny day.
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Sep 14, 2015 02:30
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keep pet cats. use their body heat to warm you at night, so you don't have to turn the heat up.
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Sep 14, 2015 03:54
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Go in the other direction - Turn up the dial until you use all the power and then they won't be able to print and send you the bill.
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Sep 14, 2015 03:56
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corn, corn, corn
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Go in the other direction - Turn up the dial until you use all the power and then they won't be able to print and send you the bill.
yeah, I don't know why anyone would listen to their tips. they're your enemy, they're the ones punishing you every time you use a power. listening to them is giving in to your captor. i mean talk about shockhomes syndrome
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Sep 14, 2015 05:27
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corn, corn, corn
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I'm in month 4 of total war with the power company. i use a homemade utility lift to hook up abandoned houses to the grid and then run stacks of bulky microwave ovens for hours straight
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Sep 14, 2015 05:28
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I'm in month 4 of total war with the power company. i use a homemade utility lift to hook up abandoned houses to the grid and then run stacks of bulky microwave ovens for hours straight
haha
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Sep 14, 2015 05:37
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power company said unplug stuff while i'm not using them to save power, jokes on them im not plugging them back in
im gonna plug in some solar panels, watch the meter run backwards and wait on that sweet mailbox money
ty bacalou!
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power company said unplug stuff while i'm not using them to save power, jokes on them im not plugging them back in
im gonna plug in some solar panels, watch the meter run backwards and wait on that sweet mailbox money
the power thugs will be round to smash your magic money glass in no time beware
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