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This man is very large. He's big. He's over 7 feet tall and nearly 500 pounds. His hands are so big, he could palm your skull and dunk you without even trying.
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When he debuted in WCW, he was billed as being the son of Andre the Giant and immediately feuded with Hulk Hogan. The Giant, as he was called, would snap fools' necks right in the ring. he would literally murder people but they'd show up the next week with maybe a neck brace or something.
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Sep 15, 2015 14:12
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Every match The Big Show has with modern-day-hogan John Cena features a subplot of "will cena be able to lift the big show?" and he always does because John cena is the greatest man alive.
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Sep 15, 2015 14:14
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The Big Show left for a long time and cut a bunch of weight, crediting his new fitness to taking up boxing in his off time. This, of course lead to a wrestlemania feud with famous boxer Floyd "Money" Mayweather, a man about a quarter of the Big Show's size. Big Show lost and then got fat again.
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Sep 15, 2015 14:33
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The Big Show's current finisher is a Knockout Punch. It is somehow magnitudes more devastating than a normal strike. Wrestling used to have a rule against closed-fist strikes, but now it's an accepted move in every wrestler's arsenal. Big Show's punch is stronger than anyone else's because his fist is the size of a cannonball.
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Sep 15, 2015 14:39
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i have a really tall friend named jack
we used to call him the big slow
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The Big Show has the same form of gigantism that eventually killed Andre the Giant, but Show had a special surgery that will prevent him from dying. The Big Show is truly immortal in a way Hulk and Andre could only dream.
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5, sticky, goldmine
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