Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

No, I think Bobby would be perfect for leading this country on its slow decline - he will in fact make it quicker! :haw:

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q1dm4: Dec 2, 2003; rockets only

You loving idiot

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Bobby extremely sensitive about his baby parts

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Jindal endorses Obama!

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I'm watching Jindal and it's hard to believe that there's a worse candidate and yet Huckabee exists

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Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

So does Santorum think that fundie Christians aren't all hopped up on apocalyptic poo poo? Because I'm pretty sure there's a whole book of the Bible that's just that.

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Iron Twinkie: Apr 20, 2001; BOOP

Jindal angling for Cruz's VP.

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Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

"...Vote for somebody else."
- Bobby Jindal

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Devor: Nov 30, 2004; Lurking more.

I will win a war that we can't afford

TO LOSE

poo poo

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sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

Graham win a parting :godwin:

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Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

RELIGIOUS NAZIS

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badatom: Dec 10, 2011

The whole "baby parts" terminology makes me crazy. I wait for someone to push back on that but then I remember it's a Republican debate.

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

religious nazis running wild lmao

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

RELIGIOUS NAZIS

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

I will win a war that we can't afford...........

.... ....... to lose.

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Lord of Pie posted:

So does Santorum think that fundie Christians aren't all hopped up on apocalyptic poo poo? Because I'm pretty sure there's a whole book of the Bible that's just that.

There's more than one, the holy books of Left Behind

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Lord of Pie posted:

So does Santorum think that fundie Christians aren't all hopped up on apocalyptic poo poo? Because I'm pretty sure there's a whole book of the Bible that's just that.

Self awareness is not a tenant of pentacostalism

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Religious Nazis.

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lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Third World Reggin posted:

Hey, joe

http://googletrends.github.io/ifram...Google%20search

this confuses me, it isn't 9pm yet

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Brannock posted:

Santorum looks really fidgety

He's always really fidgety. Graham is almost there he just needs to push that war boner a little bit to finally cum.

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Iron Twinkie: Apr 20, 2001; BOOP

Relgious Nazis YES!

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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

"I will win a war we can't afford." --- Lindsey Graham

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Cartoons

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Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

But senator graham, what is your stance on PONIES?

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

lamentable dustman posted:

this confuses me, it isn't 9pm yet

it is from a previous debate, and I hope they do one for this debate as well.

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Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

"I get my foreign policy from being on the ground" - Lindsey Graham

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momerath: Nov 15, 2014

BLOOD FOR THE IMPERIAL ARMY

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DutchDupe: Dec 25, 2013; How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.

TBH all I can say about this debate is...

thank you senator.

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Polygynous: Dec 13, 2006; welp

what

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Closing statements:
- Pataki saying something I can't remember
- Santorum offering to do things
- Jindal annoying as gently caress, please go
- Graham coming down hard on Muslims

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Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

A group photo!

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Pataki is the only one who didn't come off scary as gently caress

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

The smallest military in decades*

*still multiple times larger than the next 10 armies combined*

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King of Solomon: Oct 23, 2008; S S

Strong criticism of Cartoon Network from Lindsey Graham.

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Auritech: May 27, 2004; Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams