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Who will win the debate?
This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum 26 16.99%
Bobby Jindal 18 11.76%
George Pataki 21 13.73%
Lindsey Graham 88 57.52%
Total: 153 votes
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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
I thought that you needed at least 1% to get into the debate? How come Gilmore didn't qualify but Pataki and Graham both also have less than 1%?

sexy fucking muskrat has issued a correction as of 01:10 on Sep 16, 2015

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Wanamingo posted:

Who the hell is this Ana Navarro lady? Sounds like a made up name.

She was on John McCain's campaign I think

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
This bald guy on CNN is the most idiotic political 'commentator' I've ever seen.

"There's gonna be a lot of foreign policy talk tonight." Oh, word?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Zarin posted:

CARSON DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DISTINGUISH HIMSELF IN THE FIRST DEBATE

Well I guess he did have that sick burn on the moderators "yeah I wondered if you were gonna get back to me"

Oh and his rambling weirdness at the end

Still doesn't count I don't think

No didn't you see? He flubbed a pre-planned joke about politicians, clearly he is qualified to be the leader of the free world

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol stand still, Santorum, drat

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
ahaha they're lined up by height, that's awesome

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"Hi, I'm Rick Santorum. You might remember me from such Google searches as..."

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Hey, Lindsay told a joke! And it wasn't that bad! Good on you Lindsay!

fakedit: You get a bomb, and you get a bomb, every body gets bombed!

How are u posted:

did bobby say he had the bandwidth to lead???

he's got enough synergy to win

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
jesus, Pataki's enormous, what is it with New York and tall politicians?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Thump! posted:

I haven't even started loving drinking yet

Might I suggest a whiskey sour?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
It's too bad Graham has such terrible foreign policy, he almost seems like a human being

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Cmon, Jake, you can do it! just ask the drat question

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Santorum was staring right at the camera :stonk: get out of my head, Rick

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
AHAHAHA Graham almost said Canadia

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Graham is very salty tonight, like a good country ham

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"In my world, Hispanics are Americans" welp his campaign is done

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Graham is straight owning this debate

He's small, but he's feisty!

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

fronz posted:

Has anything interesting happened? Should I really watch this?

Yes, its way better than the last kiddie table

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
oh poo poo here comes the Ahmed Mohamed question

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
When will the Muslim clockmakers denounce these radical teenagers??

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol gently caress off Santorum

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"I knew Martin Luther King. Senator, you're no MLK."

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Did Graham make a funny again? What did he say?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Graham made another joke and I missed it :(

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Jindal in the last question: "The government doesn't have enough money to do these things"

Jindal in this question: "I don't want to give the government more money"

That's a feature, not a bug

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol manufacturing ain't coming back to the US, Pataki

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Graham loves talking about that pool room

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Harald posted:

how tall is Lindsay Graham?

5'4" I think?

fakedit: DEBT! DEBT DEBT!

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
A 50 cent increase in the minimum wage over three years? I guess it's the thought that counts, but drat, that's weak

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol YOU DIDN"T BUILD THAT all over again

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
For anyone wondering, almost 5% of hourly workers make minimum wage or less. not less than a percent like Lindsay believes

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Inglonias posted:

...Am I high, or is Rick loving Santorum saying something that could be considered slightly reasonable about the minimum wage?

(.50 cents over 3 years is nothin, but it's better than everything the other candidates are saying)

The candidates are all clocks stopped at different times

Except Jindal, he's been smashed to pieces and is never correct.

But I don't really think that just not wanting to abolish the minimum wage should be applaudable but, modern Republicans :shrug:

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Woah, Kasich slam out of nowhere, that was uncalled for

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol Santorum talking about Muslims wanting to begin the End Times, as if Christians don't do the same thing

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Anal Papist posted:

Bobby Jindal supports dissolving the republican party.

I take it back, he is right about something

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Graham win a parting :godwin:

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

q1dm4 posted:

Lindsay Graham is on fire, huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdP7HOKehNc

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