Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Debate memories

Bachman pouring water for the other candidates

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=My538atyCVY

Dawwww

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 14:52

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Why does it say 4 hours to the debate? Did I get the time wrong? Dammit...

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 22:59

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Excellent. My drinks are ready.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:02

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Hahahaha I like this guy who just said that it's better to be one of these four people than it is to be Rand Paul at the edge of the main stage

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:09

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

I don't usually watch cable news, and it's vastly amusing to me how quickly they're able to come up with horse-race things to say about the format of tonight's debates and the fact that nothing happened in the past few weeks

Also, a nerdy backpack is a must for a Trump yes-man

edit: Hahaha HOLD THE PHONE, HERE'S A PICTURE OF TRUMP

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:14

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

In a world

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:15

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Two brothers

Fighting a Mexican armada

That fires tomatoes

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:16

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba9k5SWwE38

That intro was so much like this video that I was crying and coughing

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:18

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

lol Jindal is so excited to have someone acknowledging him. he's been waiting all week for this

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:20

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Let me tell you a little about how this debate will work, at the end of the debate the lowest ranked candidate will be dropped into the Hell Pit

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:22

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

HI IM BOBBY JINDAL!!! IM NOT TRUMP!!!!
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:24

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Wow holy poo poo

So our candidates in order, according to their own self-introductions:

Likes Reagan
Some Guy
Hates Trump
Hates Islam

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:26

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Yeah, Obama betrayed our natural ally, Twinkies

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:27

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

That's a long name to call out

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:29

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

That's the smartest 30-second critique I've ever heard of Trump

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:33

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Let's don't.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:34

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

pathetic little tramp posted:

Jindal's twitter intern has pre-made tweets ready to fire when he hits certain talking points. "Hillary is gift-wrapping the presidency!"

For the lazy https://twitter.com/BobbyJindal

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:37

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

heh, canadia

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:41

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Uhhhh

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:42

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Lol this debate is off the rails

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:43

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Having lots of kids. It's not just a good idea, it's public policy

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:45

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Jindal REALLY has a stick up his rear end about ethnic identity

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:46

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

This is a standard military rule for dealing with caliphates

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:49

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

They should have a bidding war

"Raise your hand for 5,000 troops, 10,000, 20,000"

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:50

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

OMG the homemade clock question

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:51

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

LAffo

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:52

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Constant Hamprince posted:

Jesus Christ Santorum and Jindal are getting loving destroyed out there

Jindal's campaign has been almost officially dead ever since he made a campaign strategy out of replying to Trump on Twitter

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 23:57

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

RRAADDIICALL ISLAAAAAMMM

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:04

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Cabbit posted:

Graham: "And just in case I'm sounding reasonable, ISLAM ISLAM MOSLEM HORDES ISLAM AAAAAAAAAAA"

The best anti-barbarian candidate. He wouldn't be out of place in an episode of "I, Claudius"

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:05

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Dadchat

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:09

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Shut up!! I'm talking about my restaurant!

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:11

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

"We've got a lot of plans..." said the candidate as his poll numbers drifted away

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:16

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Heh, I'm starting to like Graham as well

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:18

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Did Lindsey Graham endorse David Graeber???

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:19

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Senator Graham, would you nuke Iran?

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:25

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

We're on track to have the smallest penis since 1950. I'm going to make our penis big again

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:27

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

MASSIVE PENETRATORS

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:28

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

P r o j e c t i o n

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:29

Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

FIRST TIME posted:

There is no ironicat big enough.

edit: table breaking :o

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:31

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Shut up Jindal

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:35

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