Sept 16, 6pm ET, CNN Losers and Haters Debate

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Who will win the debate? This poll is closed.
Rick Santorum	26	16.99%
Bobby Jindal	18	11.76%
George Pataki	21	13.73%
Lindsey Graham	88	57.52%
Total:	153 votes

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Still can't believe Perry dropped out instead of trying to at least have one last hurrah in this debate.

I honestly don't know if anyone's gonna come out of this debate a winner.

Huckabee is already fulfilling Santorum's religious niche, Jindal is completely terrible plus the token spot is already occupied by Carson, a bunch of candidates agree with Graham's war boner, and nobody even cares about Pataki since Kasich is already the "Governor who won't win".

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fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Constant Hamprince posted:

DEATH TO ISLAM

CURSE THE DEMOCRATS

VICTORY TO THE LOG CABIN

Your Houthi joke has not gone unnoticed good sir

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:08

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

BWV posted:

maybe it's the sewage that surrounds him but Graham actually seems like a halfway sane person

Istvun posted:

Reminder that Graham wants to kill every muslim person in the world with a machete

If Lindsey Graham was 40 years younger, he'd be one of those crazy fuckers who goes to fight in Syria and kill ISIL guys

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:14

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He'd be a D&D poster?

Caro was more a GiP poster

and he survived Libya, but he didn't survive Syria :smith:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:16

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Merton Blask posted:

Lindsay is running for two reasons: he wants to go back to Iraq, and he really wants you to buy a burger and a Coors from his dad.

and Syria

and probably Iran

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:20

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol almost asked if they would authorize a nuclear strike against iran

I'd legit like to know if he'd say yes

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:26

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Jiro posted:

That tribble of a hairpiece isn't camera ready yet.

Trump's hair is real :colbert:

I don't know why the gently caress he styles it like that, but it's not a rug

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:27

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

JT Jag posted:

I didn't watch much of the first debate, what are the highlights

Lindsy Graham has a war boner 24/7/365

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:29

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

JT Jag posted:

"Iranians are part of a death cult, more than 2/3rds of them think the end of the world will come in their lifetime"

ahahahahahahaha

you fuckers wrote Left Behind to jerk off to the idea of the end times, don't gimme that poo poo Santorum

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:33

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Donald Trump, Bush, Cruz, and Walker all have giant war boners for eachother

And The Donald and Jeb! are going to be standing right next to each other

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:39

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Lord of Pie posted:

So does Santorum think that fundie Christians aren't all hopped up on apocalyptic poo poo? Because I'm pretty sure there's a whole book of the Bible that's just that.

There's more than one, the holy books of Left Behind

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 23:27

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Immortan posted:

"I get my foreign policy from being on the ground" - Lindsey Graham

to be fair Graham has been to the Middle East like 35 times or some poo poo

so he's met a lot of the people he wants to blow up

# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 00:49

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