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Who will win the debate?
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Rick Santorum 26 16.99%
Bobby Jindal 18 11.76%
George Pataki 21 13.73%
Lindsey Graham 88 57.52%
Total: 153 votes
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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

So its the prelims of the debates? All the loser guys to give them a chance to shove their foot in their mouths before Trump shoves it in there for them?

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Most of you know me best for being that wonderful frothy mixture you get from really awesome anal sex.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

A silly debate requires a silly beer.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lindsey Graham, can you explain why you are a mint julep southern dandy?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Mr Jaunts posted:

It's too bad Graham has such terrible foreign policy, he almost seems like a human being

That's that aged T-800 skin working its magic.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Pataki really lobbing some truths there.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lindsay Graham just got done crying you guys. He must be so erect for this holy war.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

What are the odds a California wildfire swallows this "debate" up and sends it back to hell where it belongs?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jindal: A border wall full of holes not perfect made of cardboard all done in six months.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

The CNN anchors are not letting poo poo slip by so far I'm actually impressed.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

spoon0042 posted:

his voice keeps slipping into kermit and it's hilarious

The real reason why Miss Piggy divorced him.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


You mean his frothy anal mixture? No of course not.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You know who are immigrants? Italians

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh my GOD this is so awkward.....HISPANICS...........

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh lord the moderators have LOST IT. Man I miss Jon Stewart and Stephen.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

What the gently caress is this narrative that America is some pussy wet blanket country??

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Graham really wants to have some be all end all holy war. It's kinda really unsettling.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

HE SAID THE SECRET PHRASE EVERYONE DRINK EVERYTHING!!!!! :siren:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Go gently caress yourself Jindal this is a child we are talking about you slimey poo poo.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Beforehand posted:

Pataki gives correct answer, but also manages to have fully shot himself in the face.

That's what it means to be a Republican that doesn't have a lizard brain I guess.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Holy poo poo is Santorum really making that comparison???? :stare:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Thank you Pataki for lecturing Santorum on how the United States Government works.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oooohhhh my god this is it this is the end!!!! :suicide:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Graham's hate boner for Islam is growing its own boner. Circling towards really loving funny.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh lord there goes Benghazi.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

TEAYCHES posted:

rip vile rat

Who's playing him in the upcoming movie?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shageletic posted:

He has no support among Indians. He's fairly hated.

It's really hard to see why. :v:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Pataki reminds me of Gerald Ford 2.0

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Anyone know what cuts Jindal is talking about? Is it cuts to education or health care?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Cut his loving mic for the love of God.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh poo poo is Lindsay gonna go all Dusty and do "Hard Times"??

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Rick is coming close to coming through the looking glass. Koch bros. aren't gonna like that.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Wooow this ad just hits all the right spots.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Doctor Candiru posted:

I'm seriously shocked CNN has restrained themselves enough to not show a split screen of Trump just sitting around in the green room.

I bet they're trying to, though.

That tribble of a hairpiece isn't camera ready yet.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

fade5 posted:

Trump's hair is real:colbert:

I don't know why the gently caress he styles it like that, but it's not a rug

It may be real, but its the weirdest comb over ever.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Can they ask next what they thought about the true ending to Metal Gear Solid V?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


This is pretty much Rick Santorum 24/7. Love it.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Bobby Jindal being here is really unfortunate because it means that Bobby Jindal is going to keep saying things.

How does he keep getting attention to run to be president???? Even Rick Perry dropped out for fucks sake and Perry is arguably more popular than him.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Oh drat here it goes...

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Time to peel that Republican onion down to reveal.........The NuRepublikahns!!!!!

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