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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Mike Huckabee
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Carly Fiorina
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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

to be honest, the joint chiefs could probably do better than house republicans purely by not driving the country to the point of fiscal suicide because of planned parenthood

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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

The CNN online stream didn't have any ads during the breaks.

I signed in with my (dad's) legitimate Dish Network account information and I was treated to multiple ads each break. I feel robbed, utterly robbed! Going to vote Carly because of this.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
from https://twitter.com/kalebhorton :








i promise these are worth your time

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

i promise these are worth your time

You lied to me.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Trump at 66% in the TIME poll:

http://time.com/4037510/poll-second-republican-presidential-debate/?xid=homepage

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

from https://twitter.com/kalebhorton :








i promise these are worth your time

you are so right

i think this might be the great american novel

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

from https://twitter.com/kalebhorton :








i promise these are worth your time

They would have been if posted before debate.

DarkSun6890
Sep 16, 2005
The Magic Turkey Sandwich Box and I
Can I get a link to watch this? I can't navigate cnn's page. Do they only have highlights available?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Is it because the other candidates are so awful?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

^^^^^ yes

Joementum posted:

We had Herman Cain with 9-9-9, Bachmann saying that Venezuela was going to nuke us, Newt advocating child labor and moon bases, oh and Ron loving Paul.

You named non-serious and fad candidates; is the general barometer of the GOP more or less crazy today than four years ago? I say we're off the goddamn rails.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Constant Hamprince posted:

One Nation, One People, One Carly!

quote:

iCarly

[(-1)^0.5]Carly

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Salvor_Hardin posted:

[(-1)^0.5]Carly

jCarly?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


Engineer spotted

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Carly "Rae Jepsen" Fiorina. Call her maybe for President in 2016.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Delsaber posted:

Carly "Rae Jepsen" Fiorina. Call her maybe for President in 2016.

Hey, I just threatened you, and I'm loving crazy, I've got H-bombs, please don't make me.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
IM GOING TO ARM DESPERATE PEOPLE WHO MAY TURN ON US IN 10-15 YEARS
- "the aluminum lady" Carly Fiorina

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I've thought about it a bit, and I think that the country may actually be worse under some of these candidates than if it was just overthrown by a military junta

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I've thought about it a bit, and I think that the country may actually be worse under some of these candidates than if it was just overthrown by a military junta

Don't be a stupid rear end in a top hat

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Are there any youtube or other recordings yet? My DVR failed to record this. And the junior debate as well, since that thread is closed already.

EDIT: Found some

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejz8mXciVTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtoAjFwKBmU

Assepoester has issued a correction as of 06:59 on Sep 17, 2015

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

pillsburysoldier posted:

Engineer spotted

Electrical Engineer, specifically.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Rexicon1 posted:

Don't be a stupid rear end in a top hat

Don't take joke posts seriously

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
What we really need is a theocracy. Or maybe a king

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Soooo which shall it be?

Was 9/11 not on Bushes watch?

Or was all the terrible things that Obama caused in his first 9 months all GWB's fault?

Neither?

And I'm a homo?

Well played Republicans.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

from https://twitter.com/kalebhorton :








i promise these are worth your time

What the gently caress its like weird twitter was backed up for 2 years and spit out a bunch of gems all at once

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Soooo which shall it be?

Was 9/11 not on Bushes watch?

Or was all the terrible things that Obama caused in his first 9 months all GWB's fault?

Neither?

And I'm a homo?

Well played Republicans.

You know the answer to the question

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
I will vote for any Democrat that makes these people go away. Please go away and be rich somewhere else.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
I can not take another debate of these people promising World War 3 or the end of civil society because they hate. They just hate. My body is sick. What do they want? What the gently caress do they want? What more could they take? I do not know.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
It's all fun and games until someone gets ethnically cleansed

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Bar Crow posted:

I can not take another debate of these people promising World War 3 or the end of civil society because they hate. They just hate. My body is sick. What do they want? What the gently caress do they want? What more could they take? I do not know.

To be fair Trump, Paul, and Carson seemed not to want to start World War III. Of course none of those three will be the eventual nominee so... if you want to avoid war vote Democrat.

As far as civil society, does a wall count?

Holden MacRoin
Sep 5, 2011
Has anyone pointed out that all that hand-wringing about Iran took place in front of the airplane of a president who sold arms to Iran?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

You know the answer to the question

We're all just a little bit gay. Deep inside.







:pervert:

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Montasque posted:

To be fair Trump, Paul, and Carson seemed not to want to start World War III. Of course none of those three will be the eventual nominee so... if you want to avoid war vote Democrat.

As far as civil society, does a wall count?

Trump wants to scam us. He's a conman at a serial killers convention. But sooner or later he'll start killing to fit in.

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



EXTREME INSERTION posted:

What we really need is a theocracy. Or maybe a king

Vetinari for Patrician. One man, one vote.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Bar Crow posted:

Trump wants to scam us. He's a conman at a serial killers convention. But sooner or later he'll start killing to fit in.

Starting with you, hopefully.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Holden MacRoin posted:

Has anyone pointed out that all that hand-wringing about Iran took place in front of the airplane of a president who sold arms to Iran?

And used the money to massacre Catholics, mind you.

FAUXTON has issued a correction as of 09:11 on Sep 17, 2015

knife super power
Nov 4, 2010
So, after this debate, Scott Walker's campaign is finished, right?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

knife super power posted:

So, after this debate, Scott Walker's campaign is finished, right?

He has a shitton of money behind him, so finished may be too strong a term. Circling the drain, maybe.

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Bar Crow posted:

Trump wants to scam us. He's a conman at a serial killers convention. But sooner or later he'll start killing to fit in.

cool analogy

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Walker has the Kochs' backing, so he's going to be in the race until it's mathematically impossible for him to get enough delegates.

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Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Trump looks an awful lot like a pepperoni, that's my takeaway from this debate.

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