Can anybody find a worse Bernie Sanders event than this?

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Fall Sick and Die: Nov 22, 2003

http://map.berniesanders.com/

I can't believe that this is the worst one in America but I bet it's in the top ten.

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Albuquerque Area Pagans For Bernie! Strategy Meeting
Gathering of already committed Bernie supporters to share ideas, talk about how we can best support his campaign, and perhaps plan some action/s. Building a network! Come find out about Bernie campaign resources, brainstorm actions for individuals or groups. Intended outcome is to have at least one concrete action planned as a result of this meeting.

If you are not pagan, you are welcome - you just need to be tolerant and comfortable working with witches as the organizers are members of the local pagan community as are most of those attending.

https://go.berniesanders.com/page/event/detail/volunteermeetingtogetorganizedorlearnmore/4jwl2

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

they're really 'burning' for bernie :newlol:

(because they're filthy idolaters and will burn with agony in the outer darkness, get it?

)

# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:08

Fall Sick and Die: Nov 22, 2003

We're feeling the Bern, just like our spiritual ancestors during the great witch trials of the 17th century. Will Bernie stand up and be the only candidate to pledge equality for witches, warlocks and other magikin?

# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:11

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

No events listed on Bronies for Bernie

# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:16

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

We could do a Sanderistas Goon meet. That would be worse.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:17

Abner Cadaver II: Apr 21, 2009; TONIGHT!

as a very recently converted neo-pagan i endorse raising bernie sanders to demigodhood

# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:32

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Abner Cadaver II posted:

as a very recently converted neo-pagan i endorse raising bernie sanders to demigodhood

praying to sanders would probably have about as much effect as voting for him tbh

# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:34

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

suffer no witch to live

# ? Sep 17, 2015 06:21

knucklehead: Apr 29, 2004; concentrated and crosseyed a dangerous combination

NotWearingPants posted:

We could do a Sanderistas Goon meet. That would be worse.

Room full of neck beards in a basement.
First order of business....anyone here a misogynist? (too quickly) Good. good.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 07:10

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

im glad bernie has the black magicks on his side

# ? Sep 17, 2015 07:11

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Bernie Man 2015 in Austin, TX.

i assume they dress up like weird californians and burn a giant statue of the koch brothers

# ? Sep 17, 2015 07:14

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Hmm...

I will go ahead and say "no Bernie Sanders event is worse than this one." There are two ways of reading that, and it's up to you to decide which one I intended.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 15:11

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

gently caress I kinda wana go.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 15:14

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Veskit posted:

gently caress I kinda wana go.

Make more posts like these

gj, proud of you :')

# ? Sep 17, 2015 15:15

Wolfman Nards: Apr 5, 2011

Bernie is the internet candidate so of course these types of events will only increase in frequency. The Doctor Who x Bernie slashfics aren't that far away.

# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:29

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Brony Cosplayers 4 Bernie

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Fall Sick and Die: Nov 22, 2003

*Sigh* Another weekend of canvassing *put dozens of tiny bags full of sparkles into my spellcasting pouch*

# ? Sep 18, 2015 04:47

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