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LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


VikingSkull posted:

Dude is a vehicular engineer who got noticed after his dad paved his way to national midgets for him. While I'll agree that he had to make it the rest of the way, he was one of the first of the "holy poo poo that sprint car guy in the 20 looks fast hire all sprinters" guys

Do you remember "holy crap Jacques Villeneuve qualified 6th at Talladega, hire all open-wheelers!" then they all disappeared just as quickly?

Good times.

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daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
So when they put the 20 minute caution rule into the Cup series (and you know they will) is that the point where you stop watching?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I long knew Jeff Gordon retiring would be a tipping point for me and I've decided to stick around. I don't quite know what the breaking point would be for this fan.

I need help, guys. :(

Muddy Burphy posted:

I haven't looked at all the details, but I'd be shocked if there are no provisionals.

It would make sense but, perusing Twitter, apparently there are no provisionals, and also no engine changes.:

https://twitter.com/Knighter01/status/689863652925644800

https://twitter.com/Noble_Jim/status/689931993421869056

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
I think we're going to end up enjoying that rule.

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
I predict more changes next winter. look for this announcement:

With the roll out of the Caution clock being a huge success, NASCAR announces they are bringing push to pass technology to Cup racing. Each driver will be able to press a button 15 times during the race and their car will have 50 extra Horsepower for 30 seconds. Drivers can earn an additional push to push during each caution flag by winning the NAPA internet fan vote. The NAPA internet fan vote will be available for only 2 minutes from the moment the Yellow flag is displayed. Login to NAPA.COM for more information

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I wish I could say that this is outlandish and that it wouldn't happen

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/690222692671320065

quote:

... WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TONIGHT TO 7 PM EST SATURDAY...
* LOCATIONS... THE PIEDMONT OF THE WESTERN CAROLINAS AND THE MOUNTAINS AND FOOTHILLS OF NORTHEAST GEORGIA AND SOUTH CAROLINA AND EASTERN PIEDMONT OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
* HAZARDS... A SIGNIFICANT ROUND OF FREEZING RAIN AND SNOW WILL START TONIGHT AND CONTINUE INTO SATURDAY ACROSS NORTH CAROLINA. A MIX OF FREEZING RAIN... SLEET... AND SNOW ACCUMULATIONS FOR NORTHEAST GEORGIA AND UPSTATE SOUTH CAROLINA.
* TIMING... THE WINTER STORM WILL IMPACT THE AREA FROM THIS EVENING THROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT.
* ACCUMULATIONS... SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 2 TO 8 INCHES... ALONG WITH AROUND ONE QUARTER TO ONE HALF OF AN INCH OF ICE.
* IMPACTS... HEAVY SNOW AND SIGNIFICANT ICE ACCUMULATION COULD MAKE TRAVEL DANGEROUS THURSDAY NIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY... AND COULD COMBINE WITH GUSTY WINDS TO RESULT IN POWER OUTAGES AND DOWNED TREE LIMBS.

:allears:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
2-8 inches is loving nothing

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

daslog posted:

I predict more changes next winter. look for this announcement:

With the roll out of the Caution clock being a huge success, NASCAR announces they are bringing push to pass technology to Cup racing. Each driver will be able to press a button 15 times during the race and their car will have 50 extra Horsepower for 30 seconds. Drivers can earn an additional push to push during each caution flag by winning the NAPA internet fan vote. The NAPA internet fan vote will be available for only 2 minutes from the moment the Yellow flag is displayed. Login to NAPA.COM for more information

Still won't get Junyer a title.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I just read about the "Caution Clock" and am here to laugh at your misfortune for following this sport.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the number one common thing about NASCAR since its inception is that they do dumb and indefensible things constantly

in TYOOL 2016 people still get confused and angry when it happens

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


E: Never mind.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
loving hell after months of looking I finally have OCFS in my rFactor folder

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

VikingSkull posted:

2-8 inches is loving nothing

Have you seen how people drive in North Carolina on a sunny day? Hint: its where nascar is from.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
every year they get a blizzard

every year they say it never happens and they don't have infrastructure like the north

every loving year

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

One driver thinks Brian France's job performance should be a major part of NASCAR's seemingly endless Continuous Improvement Plan, and doesn't give a gently caress about hiding it. You'll never guess who it is.

quote:

“I want to see him walking through the garage more. I want to see him being more active than just showing up and patting the sponsors on the back and going up in the suite. I want to see him down there in the trenches with everybody and understanding what’s truly going on. I think that’s where he needs to be for awhile.”

Stewart said he was miffed last year when France walked up to him at Pocono Raceway and “gave me a hard time” about Stewart pushing for a low-downforce aerodynamic package. NASCAR – specifically vice president of racing development Gene Stefanyshyn – had convinced France a high-drag package was the better fix for the lackluster racing.

The low downforce package eventually won out, but the memory of France’s lecture stuck with Stewart.

http://usat.ly/1PlAuBG

No fucks given: Then, Now, Always.

e- Audio: https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmnascar/tony-stewart-explains-why-he-isnt-afraid-to-speak-up-when-he-doesnt-like-what-he-hears-from-nascar

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jan 22, 2016

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

VikingSkull posted:

every year they get a blizzard

every year they say it never happens and they don't have infrastructure like the north

every loving year

We had extra salt this year.

We're good to go.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Kyle Larson hates plate tracks I guess. Old shoe Cup driver chimes in on our group

quote:

How many of the commenters have driven a cup car? I have I knew the risk, like the rest still loved it. Everyone has an opinion, bottom line is they are paid to drive.

The body of work that qualifies his statement

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

daslog posted:

So when they put the 20 minute caution rule into the Cup series (and you know they will) is that the point where you stop watching?

I know I already answered this, but if NASCAR felt the need to pull some bullshit reason out of their rear end to suspend Tony for "actions detrimental" as a result of the Moody interview, that would probably be the gently caress it point.

They won't, but I just realized that would be the line for this fan.

daslog posted:

I predict more changes next winter. look for this announcement:

With the roll out of the Caution clock being a huge success, NASCAR announces they are bringing push to pass technology to Cup racing. Each driver will be able to press a button 15 times during the race and their car will have 50 extra Horsepower for 30 seconds. Drivers can earn an additional push to push during each caution flag by winning the NAPA internet fan vote. The NAPA internet fan vote will be available for only 2 minutes from the moment the Yellow flag is displayed. Login to NAPA.COM for more information

I've been waiting for P2P since Champ Car rolled it out.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


The "sprint cup Napa fan vote app brought to you by samsung" will allow you to vote once each caution, you can however buy "gem packs" in app in order to vote more than once, subscribe to race buddy and get 2 extra votes per race.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Regan Smith replaces Alex Bowman at TBR in the 7 car.

Truck teams can run crate motors this season if they so choose.

e- Also, the Dash 4 Cash may be a Chase qualifier in NXS. Jayski says winning two Dash 4 Cash events "almost guarantees" a driver a Chase berth.

NXS Chase fields the last three years (if it were in place):

2013- Hornish (1 win), Dillon, Smith (2), Sadler, Vickers, Allgaier, Scott, Bayne (1), Larson, Kligerman, Bowman, Piquet.
2014- Elliott (3 wins), Smith (1), Dillon (1), Sadler (1), Scott, Bayne, C. Buescher (1), Gaughan (1), Reed, J. Buescher, Cassill, Kwasniewski. (Chris Buescher DNQs for Daytona, but makes the Chase on points, a win, and attempting to qualify for Daytona.)
2015- Buescher (2 wins), Elliott (1), Dillon, Smith (1), Sadler, Bubba, Suarez, Scott, Gaughan, Reed (1), Clements, Chastain. (Blaney ineligible.)

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jan 22, 2016

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Peanut President posted:

Have you seen how people drive in North Carolina on a sunny day? Hint: its where nascar is from.

Rubbin is racing driving.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Uncle Jam posted:

Pretty much stopped watching after going to Michigan, rip NASCAR. Where's the guy that defends everything NASCAR does?

theyre posting in this thread

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
what's worse, people who watch and defend it or people that don't watch yet continue to waste their life bitching about it

prolly six of one half dozen of the other

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Alex Bowman apparently found out he had been fired by Tommy Baldwin Racing on Twitter.

He'll still get nine races for JR Motorsports in Xfinity this season. Harvick, Jr, Kahne, and Elliott get the rest in that car.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jan 23, 2016

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


I will watch nascar in the winter and fall and bitch about it while I watch it. When nice weather hits I'll be working outside in thr shop building stuff hanging out with the family.

bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

We have Drive to Survive at home

CBJSprague24 posted:

Alex Bowman apparently found out he had been fired by Tommy Baldwin Racing on Twitter.

He'll still get nine races for JR Motorsports in Xfinity this season. Harvick, Jr, Kahne, and Elliott get the rest in that car.

That sucks. I like Bowman he seems cool from what I've seen of him through social media. I wouldn't mind seeing him do well and get some opportunities to move up or even get a full time Busch ride. I'd like to see what he can do in good equipment so the 9 races for JR will be pretty good test.

As far as watching and complaining goes I'm sure I'll be doing plenty of both this year, as I have in years past. This last season is the first season I actually didn't watch every race. Whats weird is that I didn't start missing races until the Chase started. I didn't watch Chicago or New Hampshire and only saw about half of Kansas. This is coming from a guy who watches Dover in June when its 70 degrees and sunny out.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I got no problem with people who watch bitching. I bitch too.

Popping into the thread every six months to tell us that you haven't watched a race in x long is kinda sadbrains behavior, though.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



https://twitter.com/mw55/status/691288842746331136

loving seriously, Mikey?

mischief
Jun 3, 2003

I'm gonna get drunk AND drive because MURICA.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

I'm gonna masturbate while calling it 'raising my trackbar' and try to roll coal in a camry.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012


The ad campaign is even worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMREc34NDV4

Jesus christ NASCAR. Just toss money at LASTCAR and have him create the thing. This thing is abomination.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

There is literally nothing wrong with that ad campaign, christ. You're just looking for poo poo to complain about now.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Bunch of freedom haters itt.

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
Bitching is the duty of our thread. Don't ruin our celebrated pastime.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
me no like commercial :qq:

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


kidcoelacanth posted:

There is literally nothing wrong with that ad campaign, christ. You're just looking for poo poo to complain about now.
It's a sport trying to promote itself during another sport, by making absolutely zero mention of the sport.

NASCAR racing is to that ad, what the plot is to a porno film.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Boomer The Cannon posted:

It's a sport trying to promote itself during another sport, by making absolutely zero mention of the sport.

NASCAR racing is to that ad, what the plot is to a porno film.

Looked more like your average beer commercial which is pandering to the base. Also :lol: at having and outdoor BBQ in the middle of winter.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

BMB5150 posted:

Looked more like your average beer commercial which is pandering to the base. Also :lol: at having and outdoor BBQ in the middle of winter.

I just BBQd today.

Also I live in socal.

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theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
BBQing in a snowstorm is fun, dunno what the issue is.

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