Something Awful 2.0 draft proposal

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

integrate the frontpage with the forums

insert dynamic links to related articles into every post

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 22:49

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 21:04

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

also i should be able to win things by posting

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 22:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Space-Pope posted:

lowtax, in a warehouse full of boxes, which contain "city name sports team" jerseys. he's sitting on one of the boxes, and just crying about his investment

i'd buy one tbh

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 23:05

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Cat Face Joe posted:

weekly raffle to kiss lowtax

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 18:03

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

integrate bitcoin miners directly into the site

zune-exclusive app

sa branded paperclips

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 01:03

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Lowtax posted:

as the leader of the KKK offshoot which is clearly Something Awful, I must say "no, thank YOU"

you should license you likeness for sa-themed tattoos in an sa branded tattoo parlor

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 01:56

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

integrate simspons quotes into all subforums

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 15:38

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

add a sa watermark to all images posted on the forums

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 16:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

groupons for sa accounts

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 18:29

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

to probate someone for 6 hours

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 18:44

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

The Management posted:

3D Touch support

oculus rift exclusive sub forum

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 19:15

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Lowtax posted:

forget SA 2.0, let's upgrade directly to SA 666 since we're basically, according to forums experts, essentially Stormfront

embed ripper into every page

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 19:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

patreon seems like the go-to replacement for ad revenue these days, for good reason. kickstarter also provides a similar service if you're good at budgeting and want a lump sum.

i'd say to sell merch but then there's always the risk of having a warehouse full of meme shirts.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 22:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Awia posted:

i dont actually know anything just warning you rn

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 22:49

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

rebuild the forums in javascript with an integrated bitcoin miner. add a tip button

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 23:02

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhIz2Dz_KEE

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 23:19

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

hey lowtax why isn't your icq number in your profile

# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 23:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

i'll make the wiki

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:20

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

tbh i probably wouldn't trust some random poster i happen to share a forum with to actually do something good

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 03:47

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

you could always become a full time streamer

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 16:47

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

i'd pay to replace my plat grenade

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 17:07

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Bhodi posted:

golden grenades, $10 per, expires every 6 months

the real key is to get an autobill system to take a small amount from people each month, half either forget or are too lazy to change the settings, that's way better than a one-time infusion

sadly, a lot of suggestions require actual coding... which has to be paid for with actual money

you too can join the forums for only $1.99 a month

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 17:16

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Orcs and Ostriches posted:

this but toilet paper

i remember novelty printed toilet paper being popular at some point

lowtax might just be the man to bring them back

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 21:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

triple sulk posted:

skipping 219 posts to say that i still love my dead gay forums

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 23:21

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i really like posting here and have no idea where i would go if hte fourms peaced outtie thats my carepost for the day

# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 23:35

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Space-Pope posted:

this. if you're not willing to try and attract new members, then you shouldn't be surprised that your site's slowly dying

spope i like you but you post some dumb poo poo sometimes

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 00:58

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

bump_fn posted:

loving lmao at a goon podcast

there's a bunch

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 00:04

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

i would still like to replace my grenade with something like a metroid or a tiny lobster

# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 01:33

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

weekly potlucks

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 13:26

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 21:04

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

All threads replaced with Goosebumps CYOA pages

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 21:14

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