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Cowman posted:Guys I have a problem. Just make sure keep him on his arcane studies first off. Second, if you two fighters mess around with my eldritch artifacts? They do sometimes cause magic babies and I have been complaining about 'Adventurers' stealing my poo poo. All the local Regent lord does is have his thugs toss my frail boney lich rear end out of his court and they hurl mean spirited taunts. Sick of these people calling me bonehead, Slim and Regent's favorite name for me "Boner".
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many johnnys posted:Do you or her have any wizards as parents? In some cases it skips a generation. Lol everyone knows wizards can't have kids. Confirmed bachelors for life I come from a long line of thieves and even we know how to sustain ourselves
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Sep 23, 2015 18:55
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I'm not worried about wizards, provided that the few & the proud are willing to step up & keep us safe from them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pir1Hug-CEc Hell, I'd take a Marine over some dorky paladin if I'm going through some dungeon filled with fire elementals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62tnJtLBQzQ Rangers are cool, I guess. They are elite infantry units & are all "Rangers lead the way!" which is kind of important if you're going to be on the front line fighting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkQBa69B1Iw
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Alan Smithee posted:Lol everyone knows wizards can't have kids. Confirmed bachelors for life http://i.imgur.com/16OI1eX.jpg edit i guess technically it's nws many johnnys fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Sep 23, 2015 |
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Sep 23, 2015 19:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfnIBnz2_zw i love me some wizard metal
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Sep 23, 2015 19:45
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I just reclassed myself as a Lich. I used to be a weak Skeleton King, but I didn't want to sacrifice my skeleton pride just to be stronger. Turns out that a Skeleton King counts as a Lich! Who knew? Now I am a dungeon boss that doesn't get pushed around by rear end in a top hat adventurers! Me IRL right now: 
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Sep 23, 2015 20:36
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 Trying to pick his nose or sniff his finger after time with his skeltal lady  
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Sep 23, 2015 21:33
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Hells yeah man, thanks for the gig. May not be the most glorious if starts but we all gotta start somewhere. Got a bonus in the form of some dusty rear end old grimoire. Looks like some pretty gnarly stuff in here. Should I try it out or wait till im a little more advanced? It's up to you, but I say that you should open it up and take a look! What's the worst that can happen?
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Sep 23, 2015 21:36
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Thank Lord Skeltal
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Sep 23, 2015 21:37
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Just for the hell of it I chose a fire spell.....suffice it to say my grove got a little smaller and my arms are a little less hairy. Made a cool boom though.
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Sep 23, 2015 21:40
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Just for the hell of it I chose a fire spell.....suffice it to say my grove got a little smaller and my arms are a little less hairy. Made a cool boom though. Oh man. Reminds me of my first day on the job! Those were some angry squirrels.
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Sep 23, 2015 21:41
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The ones over here are some poo poo heels anyways (the ones that are left). They always look pissed off and sound it when the chitter at me. Kept throwin acorns at me too. Fuckers.
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Sep 23, 2015 21:46
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Lol at all the people trying to change class or multi-class. You're born a wizard and you'll always be a wizard no mater what. The magic is in your DNA. You can't just chop your wand off or get rid of your crystal balls and say, "I'm a cleric now!"
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BigBoss posted:Lol at all the people trying to change class or multi-class. You're born a wizard and you'll always be a wizard no mater what. The magic is in your DNA. You can't just chop your wand off or get rid of your crystal balls and say, "I'm a cleric now!" I agree with this. It's all about being true to yourself. If you are a natural born Wizard, be a Wizard. If you are a natural born Rogue, be a Farmer. It's just how things are meant to go! The Skeleton King posted:I just reclassed myself as a Lich. I used to be a weak Skeleton King, but I didn't want to sacrifice my skeleton pride just to be stronger. Turns out that a Skeleton King counts as a Lich! Who knew? Now I am a dungeon boss that doesn't get pushed around by rear end in a top hat adventurers! Nice! Lookin' pimpin' there! Glad you have found your calling.  Applewhite posted:Is "Grimoire" pronounce "Grimmory" or "Grimwar"? I've been saying the latter but I've heard the former spoken aloud many times. Anyone who isn't a moron pronounces it Grimwar. Fighters who think they were pretty clever because they can read signs always pronounce it Grimmory like a loving idiot.
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I always pronounced it as Grim more, not as much of a W sound and smoother with out a syllable gap in the enunciation.
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It's Grim-mwär. How did you guys even get through wizard school?
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Alan Smithee posted:Lol everyone knows wizards can't have kids. Confirmed bachelors for life casts simulacrum
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YOU CANT SAY WIZARD ONLY WE CAN USE THAT WORD
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BigBoss posted:Lol at all the people trying to change class or multi-class. You're born a wizard and you'll always be a wizard no mater what. The magic is in your DNA. You can't just chop your wand off or get rid of your crystal balls and say, "I'm a cleric now!" ONCE YOU GO WIZARD GOING BACK WILL BE DEFERRED
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Whoah whoah, what the ever live loving paladin circle jerking Christ is this poo poo. Red wizards are terrorists? Hey first, gently caress you buddy who said red wizards are assholes. Those are extreme groups who want to unify everyone through fearmongling and guerilla tactics. We are red mages. We are the guys who want to explore all knowledge, both of wizards and warriors. We get nothing from being assholes to others. We want to try all aspects. Sure, we're not going to be the best at others, but that doesn't matter to us. Look, I know some red mages who are loving weird. I know some extreme red mages, but we're honestly the most open and exploring breed of wizards out there. We want to support everyone in their choices, whether destined or by choice, that people take. So please don't loving call us terrorist you entitled balrog. nullEntityRNG fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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The Skeleton King posted:I just reclassed myself as a Lich. I used to be a weak Skeleton King, but I didn't want to sacrifice my skeleton pride just to be stronger. Turns out that a Skeleton King counts as a Lich! Who knew? Now I am a dungeon boss that doesn't get pushed around by rear end in a top hat adventurers! Nice looking Myspace angle. You're attention whore-ing better than a triple breasted Fae Nymph. Maybe you'd like some extra dark kohl from Evil Topic as well!
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makoto20 posted:Nice looking Myspace angle. You're attention whore-ing better than a triple breasted Fae Nymph. Maybe you'd like some extra dark kohl from Evil Topic as well! Hey man, don't be upset that you will never look that good (both being alive or undead).
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makoto20 posted:Nice looking Myspace angle. You're attention whore-ing better than a triple breasted Fae Nymph. Maybe you'd like some extra dark kohl from Evil Topic as well! You leave Shiela out of this! She is a goddess, and one day she'll realize that we're meant to be together!
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i'm openly a Wwwyzzerdd
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Its pronounced "Book" you pansy dresswearers. Instead of making up fancy names for stacked paper you should lift a thing or two. Those books, for starters, until your str and stam hit double digits *flexes*
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Sep 24, 2015 08:44
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Look at this loving sexual predator. THIS IS A DECENT FAMILY NEIGHBORHOOD
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Y-Hat posted:i'm openly a Wwwyzzerdd Can you please stop opening popups in my loving house? tia.
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*rolls a 1 on a privilege check* *accidentally casts microaggression on orc* *orc takes 1D4 damage to feelings*
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*whines about lack of a wizard pride parade in backward rear end town* *talks mad poo poo about dark elves*
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Messed up and ate some taco bell while sober and now im shotting fire balls out my rear end.
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Hey guys I want to become a Kensei but I don't really know how to do it. And for all you baka who say its the same thing as a fighter NO ITS NOT!! Anyway, my stepdad keeps telling me im wasting my time sitting in the cellar reading manuscripts and wall scrolls from Yamato but im just like "uwu shut the gently caress up Carl (that's his name)" uuuuuuuuuuugh why are some people such uncultured gaijin?! he says that i should at least join a guild so i can learn to swing a sword but no way am i hangign out with those JOCKS and everyone knows that being a Kensei is more about your intelligence than your strenght. And I assure you seinen (that means "gentlemen" for all the uncultured among us) that my stats are very high in that regard. So anyway, suggestions?
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Commit seppuku
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Commit seppuku Fu-- off, troll
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Sure thing man. Gonna chill in my grove with my druid bros and smoke some herb while you hang out in your parents basement and cry about not having a real class.
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I get hassled by my inlaws about specializing in divination rather than evocation like the rest of the sheeple. Follow your dreams wizbros, if you wanna be a diviner then you do you and gently caress the haters.
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Illusionists are awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1WSH0VzoaM
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Mordja posted:Hey guys I want to become a Kensei but I don't really know how to do it. And for all you baka who say its the same thing as a fighter NO ITS NOT!! Blizzy_Cow posted:Commit seppuku This is the best advice anyone can give you, I'm afraid. Hexel posted:I get hassled by my inlaws about specializing in divination rather than evocation like the rest of the sheeple. Follow your dreams wizbros, if you wanna be a diviner then you do you and gently caress the haters. Right on, brother!  Android Bicyclist posted:Illusionists are awesome. They own. Not great in fights, but if they are clever enough and have a few points here and there in some sort of fighting class (anything from a fighter to damage spells) they can outsmart the best of them.
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I need help bad, like real bad! My family has been predominantly warlords and fighters and they are very proud of their roots as mageslayers, but after my most recent dungeon run i suddenly got this urge I've never had before. I saw our wizard cast a cone of cold and that woke something inside me, some strange feelings i never knew were there. Now i have nothing against wizards and i even had a period in my life where i thought about going full wiz, but this is the first time i ever felt a draw toward the arcane. I think i might be a spellblade, i dont know how my family will react. I dont know if i want to be this way!
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