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It sure is easy to get along for you player classes. But what about us non-playable classes huh? You think we aren't bothered when you dicks go stealing from our dungeons? I get this bigotry all the time. "Oh, he's a Skeleton king! He's just a greedy dungeon boss who doesn't share his loot! Let's beat him up for exp!" Dicks. Skeletons have feelings too! That isn't loot! Its our belongings!
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The other day, a warrior beat up my skeleton buddies and stole their loot. Luckily I knew a kind necromancer who was able to summon them back. If only all magic users were as kind to the undead as necromancers, we wouldn't have this kind of injustice. It isnt easy being a dungeon boss. I have to fight hordes of "adventurers" every day to keep my skeleton friends safe, and I can only defeat so many. drat adventurers, why can't they just raid their own dungeons?
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Sep 22, 2015 07:20
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I just reclassed myself as a Lich. I used to be a weak Skeleton King, but I didn't want to sacrifice my skeleton pride just to be stronger. Turns out that a Skeleton King counts as a Lich! Who knew? Now I am a dungeon boss that doesn't get pushed around by rear end in a top hat adventurers! Me IRL right now: 
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Sep 23, 2015 20:36
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Time_pants posted:Come to the forest and sample the Druid life. We're not homeless--we're just "one with nature!" Don't kid yourself. I once had a druid crash in my crypt for a week. I had to summon a whole horde of undead to kick the mooching bastard out. That crypt still smells like deer.
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