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wizards get all the ladies hot with their magics. i call this spell foreplay to a cucking
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 03:38 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:03 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:im permabanned poster wizardstomper58. i first started exploring ud when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "wizard staves" and "i love making GBS threads inside bags of holding" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically magic-induced hallucination. im now on potions of cure disease. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of ud exploration was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" ud to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a dreadful curse. peace.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 03:41 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Lol everyone knows wizards can't have kids. Confirmed bachelors for life casts simulacrum
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 01:59 |
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YOU CANT SAY WIZARD ONLY WE CAN USE THAT WORD
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 02:00 |
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BigBoss posted:Lol at all the people trying to change class or multi-class. You're born a wizard and you'll always be a wizard no mater what. The magic is in your DNA. You can't just chop your wand off or get rid of your crystal balls and say, "I'm a cleric now!" ONCE YOU GO WIZARD GOING BACK WILL BE DEFERRED
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 02:01 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:03 |
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*casts miniture dimension door on bathroom stall wall*
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 14:25 |