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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004



wizards get all the ladies hot with their magics. i call this spell foreplay to a cucking

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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Leroy Dennui posted:

im permabanned poster wizardstomper58. i first started exploring ud when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "wizard staves" and "i love making GBS threads inside bags of holding" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically magic-induced hallucination. im now on potions of cure disease. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of ud exploration was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" ud to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a dreadful curse. peace.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

Lol everyone knows wizards can't have kids. Confirmed bachelors for life

I come from a long line of thieves and even we know how to sustain ourselves

casts simulacrum

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
YOU CANT SAY WIZARD ONLY WE CAN USE THAT WORD

porkchop_express fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Sep 24, 2015

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

BigBoss posted:

Lol at all the people trying to change class or multi-class. You're born a wizard and you'll always be a wizard no mater what. The magic is in your DNA. You can't just chop your wand off or get rid of your crystal balls and say, "I'm a cleric now!"

ONCE YOU GO WIZARD
GOING BACK WILL BE DEFERRED

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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
*casts miniture dimension door on bathroom stall wall*

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