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Many fanbases claim to be the "best", whether its the Browns for still showing up despite years of mediocrity and no sign of getting better, or Oakland who cosplay every weekend as Mad Max era goons, or Texas A&M who also cosplay as members of the military. This thread is for finally determining which fanbase is truly the "best". Best in this scenario has many definitions, and I will not constrain anyone to any particular definition. Right now, the Buffalo Bills are making a run the best fans.  Between that and the handjobs and weekly fingerbangings Buffalo is a strong contender. Still, they have to contend with the historical SEC teams which include a Texas Highway Patrol officer almost getting hit with terrorism charges after dumping a bunch of herbicide on Auburn's centuries old trees simply because he "had too much Bama in him".  Also, the local police departments get in on the fun. This is for the weekly wonders that is fans of terrible NFL franchises, SEC teams, and any other ridiculous football fans (which is all of us, we just aren't all as notable as others). Toss in your nominations as they appear, and maybe we will have some kind of tournament at the end of the year to decide once and for all who the "Best" fans are.
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Fans dump manure on kicker's lawn  They're all we have and for the most part we're drunk farmers. It can be a little bit too much at times.
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  Bengals fans are by and large a docile bunch. Probably the best Bengals fan is Big Ol Marsh Pussy.
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Sep 21, 2015 21:09
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Sep 21, 2015 21:16
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*is a jets fan* *unceremoniously departs thread* edit: http://deadspin.com/5735852/victory-sled-ends-tragically-for-one-happy-jets-fan
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Sep 21, 2015 21:19
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Current Jags and Titans fans because if you stick through all that, you are a good person.
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Athanatos posted:Current Jags and Titans fans because if you stick through all that, you are a good person. We're also known for not giving a poo poo who shows up to our games. Not only do we have people showing up at Everbank not just wearing the other team's gear, but jerseys from football teams not even playing there. Last week, I saw three dudes in Bengals jerseys. Separate groups. WHY? I know tickets are cheap, but we were playing the Panthers. A least they got the cat-theme memo. Maybe they were just trying to be clever. But yes, the guy behind us at the game was a Panthers fan, he complimented us on being hospitable. Yaaaay we like being nice. edit: Oh, hey. Now that I think of it...  Good luck against the Jets tonight. Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Sep 21, 2015 |
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Sep 21, 2015 22:11
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Tennessee fans are the best in my completely non-biased opinion. This was something organized by the fans, for the fans. The University helped raise awareness of it but they didn't give out t-shirts or do anything aside from that. You went to a website, punched in your seat number and it told you what color to wear. Here was the result:  (the smatterings of blue are from the florida fans that attended) We did this last year against Florida and this year against Oklahoma. Really cool achievement that will probably never be done again because we lost both games by going into the 4th quarter with a shutout lead and somehow wound up losing the games. Still pretty cool though.
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I think the Chiefs win this competition. After all, we are the loudest 
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The Jaguars because what they lack in quantity they make up in quality  
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Parmesan Basil posted:I think the Chiefs win this competition. After all, we are the loudest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vv5CsP1pAg
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pasaluki posted:The Jaguars because what they lack in quantity they make up in quality Has a Jaguar fan ever given himself alcohol poisoning by butt-chugging? I dont think so.
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I started thinking about doing an ironic post showing how great the Seahawks' 12th man is, but I don't think I could have finished without blowing my brains out.
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The Giants have the best fanbasehahaha gently caress no, we are all terrible I think the Bills fans are indeed the best. They are a snakebitten franchise on the same level as the Browns or Lions but they carry none of the inherent misery those fanbases seem to have. No matter how often the Bills go full Bills, the fans are optimistic and supportive. The Bills could be the worst team in the league and the fans would still get drunk, party and love them. It's a sharp contrast to Cleveland fans who go in expecting the worst. Bills fans are eternally optimistic and it's admirable. I'd put the Jags at second. Pats fans are the worst.
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Febreeze posted:Pats fans are the worst. I've always liked Raiders fans. Their team has been just horrible from every aspect for 14 years now and they are still locked in at the start of the season.
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MindlessHavok posted:Has a Jaguar fan ever given himself alcohol poisoning by butt-chugging? I dont think so. Florida Man is a Bucs fan I'll bet
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I like the Raiders in the NFL, for the same reasons that have already been said, plus they're just mean. Also the Eagles for having that jail underneath Veteran's. Hate Pat's fans. I'm a good Dolphins fan, but nobody else is. I know this because their last playoff appearance was blacked-out for me in Naples, about 100 miles away, due to lack of attendance. I mean it was several years ago now, but that has pissed me off ever since. Who can't fill up their own stadium for a loving playoff game? The Fins, apparently.
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Ribsauce posted:I have yet to discover one without tables full of loud rear end Steeler fans. True Pittsburghers only have an outdoor voice. It comes from generations of massive Eastern European families that have 219 conversations spread over 32 people at Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, someone's First Communion, or whatever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-teMkx2vgA AFC North fans best fans.
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Packers fans are generally fat and jolly, like Santa Claus. Except drunk. And we want to get you drunk. Not the best but p good.
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SlipUp posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-teMkx2vgA That call was so much bullshit. As a bonus, same loving ref this week decided to retroactively call a pre-snap penalty against the Titans to take away a loving turnover. Like, Titans run play, Mariota scrambles and fumbles, Browns recover, refs signal change of possession, TV timeout, Browns offense takes the field, chains get set up , whoops nevermind, we totally should have blown a whistle and thrown a flag before the Titans ran the play because they snapped the ball at 0. loving dipshit should be fired. edit: Titans not Texans. wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Canada would like in on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIaLtLKERJQ
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wilderthanmild posted:That call was so much bullshit. As a bonus, same loving ref this week decided to retroactively call a pre-snap penalty against the Texans to take away a loving turnover. Like, Texans run play, Mariota scrambles and fumbles, Browns recover, refs signal change of possession, TV timeout, Browns offense takes the field, chains get set up , whoops nevermind, we totally should have blown a whistle and thrown a flag before the Texans ran the play because they snapped the ball at 0. oo a three team football game
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EvanTH posted:oo a three team football game drat it! 
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Suspect Bucket posted:Florida Man is a Bucs fan I'll bet That was a reference to UT but yeah probably
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Jets fans are huge piles of poo poo and heaven forfend we ever have an actually good team because any loser-lovability is gonna turn into Jersey Superdickishness so fast yikes. Jets fans already weigh more than Packers fans
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Febreeze posted:I think the Bills fans are indeed the best. They are a snakebitten franchise on the same level as the Browns or Lions but they carry none of the inherent misery those fanbases seem to have. No matter how often the Bills go full Bills, the fans are optimistic and supportive. The Bills could be the worst team in the league and the fans would still get drunk, party and love them. It's a sharp contrast to Cleveland fans who go in expecting the worst. Bills fans are eternally optimistic and it's admirable. Agreed on bills being the best. I'm a bit biased since I've lived here forever, but even though the first season I cared about ended with the music city miracle, I'm still optimistic every year. It's amazing how easily we will latch on to any glimmer of hope. T.O., fitzpatrick, Mario Williams, and now Rex to name a few have resulted in an entire city pumped for a 16-0 season. I don't think there's been a single season where we expected to be a train wreck the way other bottom tier teams tend to.
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wilderthanmild posted:That call was so much bullshit. As a bonus, same loving ref this week decided to retroactively call a pre-snap penalty against the Titans to take away a loving turnover. Like, Titans run play, Mariota scrambles and fumbles, Browns recover, refs signal change of possession, TV timeout, Browns offense takes the field, chains get set up , whoops nevermind, we totally should have blown a whistle and thrown a flag before the Titans ran the play because they snapped the ball at 0. Tagliabue forcing the refs to get back on the field to finish the game was pretty great.
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Georgia had a dude from Spike Squad last week wearing Sting's face paint. That should count for something.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:Georgia had a dude from Spike Squad last week wearing Sting's face paint. That should count for something. Counter point: Assaulting grown rear end adults that bark at you should be legal.
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EvanTH posted:oo a three team football game Thank God some else saw that. I thought my eyes were messing with me
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MindlessHavok posted:Counter point: Assaulting grown rear end adults that bark at you should be legal. Come on Havok remember that naked dude leaning out of his window that weekend you came here? Our fans are just misunderstood free spirits.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:Come on Havok remember that naked dude leaning out of his window that weekend you came here? YUP 
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What's up with Buffalo's handjob/fingerbang thing? I haven't been paying attention.
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in buffalo it is considered rude not to stick your hand up your neighbors rear end in a top hat at a game
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Report From Buffalo: Kiko Alonso Jersey Traded For Blowjob
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whatis posted:the morning after the loss to the pats, a guy in front of rex ryan at a coffee shop paid for rex's coffee and said "don't worry, we'll get them next time" I figured since it's Rex they'd have offered him a footjob instead
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