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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Most Self-Congratulatory Pedophile On Earth posted:

So how had this happened? Well, I have a pretty good idea. When I was seven years old, I was fondled in the front yard of my grandparents’ home by a man I barely knew.

Oh, well that solves that, then.

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A True Hero For Pedodom posted:

Those individuals who have the courage to come forward and lay claim to this affliction with the understanding that they only want to use their pedo powers for good should be commended, not hated and feared.

I only want to use my sexual attraction to children for the power of good! I'm on the level of Ghandi and MLK!

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Sep 23, 2015

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

VideoTapir posted:

Did any of you guys actually read the whole article?

I did. It wasn't worth it.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Black Baby Goku posted:

The difference being, I don't gently caress children.

That we know of. The Goku doth protest too much.

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