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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ozu posted:

@MichaelDavSmith
Kirk Cousins, Colt McCoy and RG3 all have exactly 23 career interceptions.
Cousins: 514 attempts
McCoy: 831 attempts
RG3: 1,063 attempts

It really makes me happy when stupid coaches get the exact result everyone but them could see coming.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
god jay gruden's stupid fat face makes me angry

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It was all part of his charm.

Like the mole on Cindy Crawford.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What is Drew Bree's trade value if he's healthy?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Robinson deserves better then Blake Bortles.

Ehud posted:

I woke up unexpectedly at 5:30am and all I could think about was how bad the miami dolphins are hahahhaa

same

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
His body shuddered and looked like it was going to fall apart on some of those heaves down field.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

C-Euro posted:

I'm repeating myself, but if they were going to make any noise in the playoffs then last year was their year to do it. If/when they go back it will be with a lot of different dudes. Caldwell is obviously not as good as people were led to believe, and while I love Stafford his ceiling is to be a lovely Brett Favre.

Nobody should ever have been led to believe that Caldwell was anything other than a Fabian minded guy who constantly reaffirms that everything is fine while the world burns down around him. He made some awful decisions last season and the Lions went to the playoffs last year despite him, not because of him.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Pron on VHS posted:

Whats up with K-Marts anyways, they are still around but when you go inside the shelves are bare

They're owned by Sears and Sears is loving broke. All the Kmart stores are in terrible shape because Sears doesn't even have enough money to maintain their own brand.

The last Kmart I went into the whole store smelled of mildew, they had merchandise just stacked in the aisles, there were birds flying around the store and the counters at the checkout had their finishes completely worn down to raw wood.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

They really are. Wish the Pats played them this year, because that'd probably be the game of the year.

Levi

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

GaussianCopula posted:

So Peter King is basically saying that it's a Lost Season (TM) if the Patriots don't go undefeated, at least for Tom Brady.

For my part I'm fine with ring 5, but 19-0 would be pretty sweet, especially in a year where we play the NFC East (aka "Year of Eli")

I thought you were Peter King?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

and are reliant on a 38 year old QB and a tight end with a laundry list of injuries to get things done.

lalalalalala i can't hear you

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm pretty doubtful Brandon LaFell is going to come back and do anything this season. He hasn't caught a ball from Brady in practice or a game since the Super Bowl.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He'll be good Edelman/Amendola insurance later in the season when one of those guys is hurt for sure.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

EvanTH posted:

I believe most everyone is aware of this established fact but Ryan Fitzpatrick is a real poo poo quarterback but I want everyone to know my rear end in a top hat clenches up each time I see he's tossing it more than 10 yards. Every deep play is a bad toss, sometimes into double and triple coverage. Fortunately most of the time he's so inaccurate that it's uncatchable by both the intended and unintended receiver.


The Jets still look like a great team, but god drat, it's tough to watch Jets games with Jets fans, there's a lot of buried anger that comes to the surface

Are the Jets really going to go back to Geno though? Guy is a turnover machine.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The AFC East is the strongest it's been in a decade. New England is not going to sweep their division let alone go undefeated.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Yeah, coaches can't really say "who else should I start? The backup? I see him every day in practice and he's loving terrible."

Borsche69 posted:

Isn't their backup Blake Gabbert.

Is that some kind of horrible mutant Bortles and Gabbert love child?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

Just OMG that is so CUTE how he does that.

Aaron is soooooo silly.

Look at that crazy facial hair too!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

DrKennethNoisewater posted:

Wasn't it Aaron Rodgers a few years back that faked going out of bounds to get the defenders to let up and then got a few extra yards out of it, only to get lit the gently caress up the next time he tried that fake-out?

Yes it was against the Panthers.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Pickles only threw three times on first down.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Catfish Stevens posted:

Is he still congratulating defensive players after they knock him down?

He was but started to lose his voice.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Sam Bradford was always mediocre. On top of that he seems like a terrible fit for the kind of offense Chip Kelly wants to run.

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