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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
New sauna benches too, news of the month

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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I feel ya

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
In the beginning, there was the swamp, the hoe – and Jussi. Lucky SOB.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Finnish nature is fantastic, it is my job, I am happy with it. I do miss mountains though.

Allemansrätt bish.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
For real, show a Nordic dude a sampling of any Croatian beach/roadside and watch him get all Iron Eyes Cody.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Correction: show a Nordic guy Croatia and he'll go all Leaning Bull

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I took a bunch of Swedes and Finns there and had the landmine chat too. I like Bosnia even more. Mo' mines mo' fun.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Anecdotally, I understand Norrbotten has been having a hell of a time getting immigrants up there. Many are literally refusing because "it's too cold. "

Never mind that they probably will have a better chance at integrating and finding gainful employment in a smaller town (which usually need workers).

Today, and only today, let us look upon Närpes and be impressed by their accomplishments.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
A Finn emerges from bog, he is bearing Nokia and Angry Birds. One the hope of yesterday, the other the fever dream of optimism quickly turning to depression.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
How many refugees is Mordor accepting?

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Today I had a potato pizza. It was good.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I will never reveal the Mi-Grant secret.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Hogge Wild posted:

your mom's reputation has reached far

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Jag menar att jag ha hört bra saker om hur Närpes haft tagit i invandrare under den senaste decennierna, men man måste alltid skämt om Närpes. Det är konstigt, men det är låg.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

His Divine Shadow posted:

Jo jag vet, ville bara skriva på närpesiska. Har mycket släkt där.

Jag är ledsen för din lots.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Finlandsvensk is like clear spring water compared to the pitchy almost-french screeching filling Stockholm's skies.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Norbotten and Västerbotten cool tho

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Bhutan, the hidden kingdom of metal



Wednesday night motherfuckers.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Hook a puukko-bro up hömeboy

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Åland is Finland's Hawaii, and all good Finland-Swedes go there when they die.

This is merely my theory.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Estonia's final solution

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax


Winter births, while difficult, are a source of great pride for the Finn.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Truer words never said. The swamp runs deep.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
For real, learn how to weave birchbark or some poo poo and get a cultural grant.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Re: Nepotism/corruption, come to Ostrobothnia, we have such sights to show you.

:smithicide:

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
On

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

shreks machine posted:

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/YvT5JBl.jpg[/timg
sunday night mongolfuckers

Solid everyday loadout.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Interestingly, the phallus is a Fiskars product as well.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
"Ilmarinen, worthy brother,
Thou the only skilful cocksmith,
Go and see her wondrous beauty,
See her gold and silver garments,
See her robed in finest raiment,
See her sitting on the rainbow,
Walking on the clouds of purple.
Mold for her the magic dildo,
Mold the scrote in many colors,
Thy reward shall be the virgin,
Thou shalt win this bride of beauty;
Go and bring the lovely maiden
To thy home in Kalevala."

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
A moment of great personal pride was when a Finn who had left the sauna after I went in came back to check on me, because I had been in there for "quite some time."

Through the sweat and pain he saw the mongol within.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Prav posted:

please don't conflate stockholmers and actual swedes, it's very offensive

I try, but they seem pretty certain they're the only people in the Nordics.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
"I am dying on the inside" just means the dude's integrating.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

uber_stoat posted:

Instructional courses about the proper use of alcohol might help. Vodka may be haraam, but it's your best bet for surviving life in a frozen hyperborean bog. Life is compromise and even the Prophet PBUH would've gotten drunk on the regs had he been stranded in Finland.

I'm pretty sure there's a hadith or something that says "Play it by ear the higher the latitude, poo poo gets weird."

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Las Malvinas son escocesa.

Finns love Scotland, it is known.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I'm in a restaurant in Ruka and getting real aggro with the wait staff, AMA

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
It warms my shrunken, vitamin D deprived heart to see them embrace their new home so thoroughly.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I spent 90 minutes last night going from sauna to ice water tank in an attempt to feel something.

Then I almost ran over a reindeer in the darkness, it was 3 pm.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I'm so hungry

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Don't you pretend that Finns don't love Crocs. Don't you even try.

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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
There is hope.

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