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New sauna benches too, news of the month
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 19:25 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:07 |
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I feel ya
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2015 19:32 |
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In the beginning, there was the swamp, the hoe – and Jussi. Lucky SOB.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 05:31 |
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Finnish nature is fantastic, it is my job, I am happy with it. I do miss mountains though. Allemansrätt bish.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 11:05 |
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For real, show a Nordic dude a sampling of any Croatian beach/roadside and watch him get all Iron Eyes Cody.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 11:42 |
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Correction: show a Nordic guy Croatia and he'll go all Leaning Bull
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 11:59 |
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I took a bunch of Swedes and Finns there and had the landmine chat too. I like Bosnia even more. Mo' mines mo' fun.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 12:01 |
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Anecdotally, I understand Norrbotten has been having a hell of a time getting immigrants up there. Many are literally refusing because "it's too cold. " Never mind that they probably will have a better chance at integrating and finding gainful employment in a smaller town (which usually need workers). Today, and only today, let us look upon Närpes and be impressed by their accomplishments.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 14:03 |
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A Finn emerges from bog, he is bearing Nokia and Angry Birds. One the hope of yesterday, the other the fever dream of optimism quickly turning to depression.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 22:21 |
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How many refugees is Mordor accepting?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 20:05 |
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Today I had a potato pizza. It was good.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 13:32 |
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I will never reveal the Mi-Grant secret.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 14:23 |
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Hogge Wild posted:your mom's reputation has reached far
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 21:04 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:Kva säir et? Jag menar att jag ha hört bra saker om hur Närpes haft tagit i invandrare under den senaste decennierna, men man måste alltid skämt om Närpes. Det är konstigt, men det är låg.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 08:40 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:Jo jag vet, ville bara skriva på närpesiska. Har mycket släkt där. Jag är ledsen för din lots.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 08:51 |
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Finlandsvensk is like clear spring water compared to the pitchy almost-french screeching filling Stockholm's skies.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 09:16 |
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Norbotten and Västerbotten cool tho
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 09:17 |
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Bhutan, the hidden kingdom of metal Wednesday night motherfuckers.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 19:49 |
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Dyna Soar posted:hell yea Hook a puukko-bro up hömeboy
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 13:26 |
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Åland is Finland's Hawaii, and all good Finland-Swedes go there when they die. This is merely my theory.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 14:07 |
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Estonia's final solution
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 17:03 |
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Winter births, while difficult, are a source of great pride for the Finn.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 21:50 |
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Truer words never said. The swamp runs deep.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 16:11 |
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For real, learn how to weave birchbark or some poo poo and get a cultural grant.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 20:13 |
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Re: Nepotism/corruption, come to Ostrobothnia, we have such sights to show you.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 21:55 |
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On
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 11:17 |
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shreks machine posted:[timg]http://i.imgur.com/YvT5JBl.jpg[/timg Solid everyday loadout.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 22:06 |
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Interestingly, the phallus is a Fiskars product as well.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 22:30 |
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"Ilmarinen, worthy brother, Thou the only skilful cocksmith, Go and see her wondrous beauty, See her gold and silver garments, See her robed in finest raiment, See her sitting on the rainbow, Walking on the clouds of purple. Mold for her the magic dildo, Mold the scrote in many colors, Thy reward shall be the virgin, Thou shalt win this bride of beauty; Go and bring the lovely maiden To thy home in Kalevala."
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 10:16 |
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A moment of great personal pride was when a Finn who had left the sauna after I went in came back to check on me, because I had been in there for "quite some time." Through the sweat and pain he saw the mongol within.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 18:14 |
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Prav posted:please don't conflate stockholmers and actual swedes, it's very offensive I try, but they seem pretty certain they're the only people in the Nordics.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 18:15 |
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"I am dying on the inside" just means the dude's integrating.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 21:50 |
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uber_stoat posted:Instructional courses about the proper use of alcohol might help. Vodka may be haraam, but it's your best bet for surviving life in a frozen hyperborean bog. Life is compromise and even the Prophet PBUH would've gotten drunk on the regs had he been stranded in Finland. I'm pretty sure there's a hadith or something that says "Play it by ear the higher the latitude, poo poo gets weird."
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 17:41 |
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Las Malvinas son escocesa. Finns love Scotland, it is known.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 19:09 |
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I'm in a restaurant in Ruka and getting real aggro with the wait staff, AMA
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 16:34 |
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It warms my shrunken, vitamin D deprived heart to see them embrace their new home so thoroughly.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 07:58 |
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I spent 90 minutes last night going from sauna to ice water tank in an attempt to feel something. Then I almost ran over a reindeer in the darkness, it was 3 pm.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 09:45 |
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I'm so hungry
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 11:50 |
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Don't you pretend that Finns don't love Crocs. Don't you even try.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 13:36 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:07 |
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There is hope.
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