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goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

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two finns walk into a bar, four hours later one says "so how are the wife and kids?" the other one downs his beer, slams it on the table, walks out and drowns himself in the lake

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goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

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the noise complaint turned out to be an axe murder suicide again

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Oct 17, 2010

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a finnish man and woman are talking

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Oct 17, 2010

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hard counter posted:

this thread doesn't peddle in caricatures and stereotypes, just universal truths that can be observed anywhere by anyone

that swedes are lil pissbitch fuccbois?

u heard me

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

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*drinks mongolishly*

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Oct 17, 2010

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BravestOfTheLamps posted:

I am surrounded by it. It's pretty dull.

When I say that it's dull most of the time, I mean that you have to work to appreciate it.

youre right, going outside is hard

say what you will about the backwards sadbrain alcoholic xenophobes inhabiting the country but its actually very pretty. Its easy to dismiss as dull if youve lived there youre whole life but thats just a lack of perspective imo

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Naxuz posted:

Actually, this whole thread has been lying to you outsiders all along, this is what Finns really look like:



obviously on speed, seems legit

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Oct 17, 2010

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Hogge Wild posted:

your mom's reputation has reached far

: >


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWMSsXcR0Ko

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Oct 17, 2010

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Spent several days in the hospital for an open fracture, whole arm is in a cast and unusable for 10 weeks and was toeing 0.4% BAC in the ambulance. This is not going to stop me from trying to drink myself to death. :finland:

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Oct 17, 2010

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I've found that Metal is probably most comparable to classical music in its thought process and how it's consumed. Metal is intellectual by its very nature as much as some people would like to portray otherwise. When despotism and cultural oppression (not always governmental, but societal as well) is rampant, you're more likely to get a thriving punk or thrash movement that is more centered on passion and emotion (desperation, in a good way) than higher concepts like fantasy, spirituality, or virtuosity. Furthermore, i am a gigantic faglorde and a dumbo shitface

Just my two cents.

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Oct 17, 2010

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General Bort posted:

Do finns smoke weed?

in fact, i've been told by a healthcare professional i should keep smoking weed, so i pretty much have a medical license is what im saying

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Oct 17, 2010

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its almost impossible for foreigners, even white, to find decent jobs in finland unless you have a very specific skill or degree. I dated an american with two degrees (medical administration and english) and she sent over 80 applications in 6 months and didnt even get a single interview. Maybe it was the brown sounding lastname though.

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

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Nepotism: The Country, imo

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TheIllestVillain posted:

what is brown in the context of finland

like any name that isnt finniällätrol kräksänankiälläkaiikiki would be foreign

It was pretty spanish, like might as well be Garcia. The girl was a ginge though so...


ive never heard of anyone being denied entry to a bar based on skin color, that sounds like a lawsuit to me. Where i live though, theres two bars on the same street and theyre basically exactly the same, same staff, prices, and everything with the exception that all the black people hang out at one, and all the racist skinheads go to the other. I go to both cause im a drunk and theyre cheap.

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Oct 17, 2010

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Cake Smashing Boob posted:

fyi, I still can't help but nod in agreement every time I see this thread's title

Let us not stage an attack in Finland, for life is a much more cruel punishment for these infidels than the most gruesome death ever could be -Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

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I like how the church magazine assumed its readership to be retarded enough they had to include an arrow pointing out who theyre talking about

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Maoist Pussy posted:

Also, where is the highest concentration of US Finns, is it also Minnesota

Minnesota and Oregon/the northwest mostly, but ive heard theres a sizeable expat community in new york and also recently met a guy who used to be a part of a community in Florida. So i guess the answer is finns are everywhere, but the northwest probably attracts finns cause the climate is similar except it doesnt get as shitfuck cold in the winter.

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Dyna Soar posted:

the community in florida is mostly elderly finns who moved there after retirement.

The guy was a homeless dude selling weed out of a big thermos, didnt really seem like the type to hang out at a retirement home. Thats pretty much what Florida is though i guess, a huge retirement home.

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Oct 17, 2010

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Hogge Wild posted:

20 foreigners have integrated in a record time: http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-1450145588862.html

some asylum seekers had got drunk in a reception center and started to fight and one even pulled a knife out and was put in jail

Swedes should look into hiring some consultants from Finland, this is how you integrate asylum seekers with minimal cultural conflict.

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hard counter posted:

looks like a good place to pass out - prehistoric finns

swamp is soft and comfortable

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Oct 17, 2010

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merely trapped by the bog, as we were in the beginning of time. truly we are brothers

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Oct 17, 2010

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Who the gently caress hangs themselves outside? It's cold!

Well you cant do it inside. Emptying your bowels on the floor? The wife would be livid!

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