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what happened posted:fins are just swampswedes anyway the term you are looking for is china swedes quote:In the 1930s, 40 percent of the total membership of the American communist party nationwide came from one small immigrant group - the Finns... Finns often faced hostility from others. Their radical politics were part of the reason, but there were others, too. The Finns were known as "clannish." They had a strange, difficult language; their beloved sauna, was seen as an outlandish, barbaric custom. Finns had a reputation not just as troublemakers, but as hard drinkers and knife fighters. An American newspaper writer once questioned whether Finns possessed souls. The word "Finlander" became a derisive term...
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Nauta posted:Finns were racially unrelated to Europeans as well. It was said that they descended from a tribe that migrated from Mongolia. At a time when federal law barred all immigration from Asia, a federal immigration committee investigated the Finns' racial background, examining them for such physical characteristics as small eyes, high cheekbones, round heads, or stocky stature. Historian Marianne Wargelin: it's amazing how little the finlander has been touched by the onward march of history  in 2215 we'll still be talking about finns shiving each other, albeit now with power knives over einstein-bose condensate bogs
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Puistokemisti posted:Sadly, it's looking like the golden age of Finland is nearing it's end. oh no, is there any other way to self-medicate? 
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Zzulu posted:The mongols were really cool, why do finns not want to be associated with them? They were basically vikings x100 but with horses instead of boats raiding by horse instead of boat is like trying to be a tough gangster without a drivers license tho the mongols' invasions of japan that were ruined by seas & bad weather was like finding out your mom couldn't give you and your friends a ride because she had an appointment
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Oct 5, 2015 20:09
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this thread doesn't peddle in caricatures and stereotypes, just universal truths that can be observed anywhere by anyone
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Nauta posted:
why would a finn post an infographic from something called the german caliphate2025 from reddit thinking its true...  oh
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Tuxedo Gin posted:almost every country in europe has their own nationality as #1 search. Another exception here was actually finland when the first results were put out in 2012 iirc. Finns prefered looking for czechs over themselves. finns back then were clever enough to realize that usable porn doesn't actually have finns in them I guess
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Nauta posted:lmao i knew youd get mad bitchboi i'm just looking out for you mate, it looks real bad when you gotta find 'shops made by stormfront spinoffs just to post one negative thing put down the vodka and post the real embarrassing things quote:missing an important entry,  I guesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QYkrp44us
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Mange Mite posted:what is russias opinion on finns these deays? FreudianSlippers posted:They liberated Crimea and eastern Ukraine, areas that have always been a part of the Russian federation despite western lies to the contrary, from the tyranny of the Ukrainian homo-fascist regime. Finns did, however, shoot down the vote to impose more EU sanctions on Russia a whiles back. Nods of deep respect were exchanged between these two gay-hating, muslim-stoning, belligerent-posturing, vodka-drinking, melancholy-feeling, ancestry-denying peoples. Some Russians took this goodwill gesture as a sign that their daughter may even return home someday.
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i've said it before but i'll say it again linguists study finnish under the same feverish delirium an architect studies an escher-scape under
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tuxedo gin plz close this thread it was briefly amusing to remind people that place like finland actually exists but I think everyone's in on the joke by now every extra moment spent thinking about finland is a moment wasted so let the forums forget the finn and drift on to happier things
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SmokaDustbowl posted:do finland and sweden even know what horses are You would think the finn might know something of horses but nah, not real horses anyway. They have a really lovely, runty breed of horse there that's good for nothing that probably descends from an eastern line of domesticated animals rather than a northern one. It's appropriately called the finnhorse. Historically and in pre-modern times those would get ditched when you had money and any other breed was available.
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Naxuz posted:being mad about finnish horses, a swedish national pastime lol you think i'm mad when i'm just paraphrasing the boghorse's own wiki quote:"The other main theory suggests that non-Viking peoples, who migrated into Finland from the southeast and south, brought with them horses of Mongolian origin that had been further developed in the Urals and Volga River regions."
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etalian posted:Finns are really smart instead of opening the door they spread the rumor that their country is miserable, depressing and has boring food. you would think finns would be loling at sweden for recent events but whenever finland hears that a racially-motivated blade crime was commited finns collectively do this 
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Hogge Wild posted:nothing makes me happier than a swede making GBS threads his pants in anger I thought scat fetish was a german thing oh well, the more you know
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etalian posted:If Finns really are stealth Mongolians then why did they never have a empire in the past? 
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DeepQantas posted:Bog-Finns according to goons: per looks for finns hel looks for lipstick on a finn
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all you need to know about finland at war is that 75ish years ago they lost a war against the shoddiest, most incompetent army ever fashioned from a country that couldn't even help its people modernize without getting tens of millions killed to this day finns still brag about that loss with a twinkle in their eye
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etalian posted:how do finnish even carry on their race if they are gloomy, occasionally suicidal and anti-social most of the time?  tldr serious norman posted:alcoholism
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Alan Smithee posted:Does anyone in this thread actually hate Finns or is it just 90% Swedes going "harrrr saunas a bork bork bork" the name of the thread is living in finland is worse than living with isis dude, people are just helpfully posting 100% factual reasons why that is true ultrabindu posted:Is this how Finns reproduce? yeah together they wade waist-deep into a bog, make eye contact at 1m apart and then let their gametes spew into a warm spot they don't have to do it like this or anything, it's prefered over there
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uncleTomOfFinland posted:http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/10/europeans-comfort-touch-social-bonds/412861/ the tragedy here is that the finn actually wants to be touched but instead chooses a life of stoic, unfeeling distance stay safe finland män
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Hogge Wild posted:your mom's reputation has reached far 
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Robo Reagan posted:dying on the inside or dying for real, tough choice yeah but if you did have to die nobody would pick slow, depressing and painful since the whole of finland is like a sarlacc/venus fly trap for people it doesn't surprise me clever foreigners are realizing that fast and are getting the gently caress out
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wouldn't want all those immigrants to hog all the good spots for laying down and dying in right 
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rear end cobra posted:If they hadnt been dragged down by the swede, finland would have been a boggy japan by now I'd be down with an alt-history where finns remain an uncontacted people, like certain tribes deep in the amazonian jungle that have been 100% insular for tens of thousands of years. The world would be better off not having experienced finnish culture and finnish culture would be better off w/o foreign ideas of sunshine, happiness, etc setting unattainable goals for the bogman.
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etalian posted:Why would creature from the black lagoon need a mountian so the finn can finally engage in sky burials, as their ancestors once did
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I'm surprised Finland scored so many goals in the Canada game, that isn't normally their way. A grueling but stoic defense that makes the other team regret ever darkening their door, win or lose, is normally their game.
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scoring is traditionally verboten in finland because it seems boastful
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Mr Underhill posted:So I see everyone in this thread going on about Finns being suicidal. Hungarians have one of the biggest suicide rates in the world. Finnish and hungarian are weirdly closely related, even though they're thousands of miles away, and non-indo-europeN. What gives, people? it is very likely those crude, labyrinthine languages rewire brain neurons in a weakly Sinneslöschen way, yes
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jm20 posted:(are there bog ladies?) 
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etalian posted:If you move a Finn to a sunny city such as San Diego or Miami for example would he give give up his depressed bogman ways? nah, the finn will just be confronted with the knowledge that the true darkness was inside him all along
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I live in Singapore and went to see that band "Nightwish" last night. They looked like they were having a lot of fun on stage, which checks out because Singapore is basically a combo bog/sauna. nightwish is really good even though I should have grown out of that kind of music after 14 fitting that finland would be one of the metal capitals of the worlds, it being a slowly dying genre and all
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 I think every shy finn secretly wishes he could be on stage, screaming profanities on top of his lungs to electric guitar backing
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cello headbanging to metallica covers is eccentric yes but close enough
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finnish culture also need a mechanics fix imho it's absurd that they can be content, make friends and fall in love like anyone else
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bringing up finns in polite conversation is a faux pas yes, perhaps worthy of small admonishment
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Zzulu posted:does the ground naturally fume in Finland looks like a good place to settle down - prehistoric finns
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goatse.cx haver posted:swamp is soft and comfortable now that I think of it Finland, as in the physical land itself, actually chose the people who would inhabit it some nomadic peoples passing by got stuck in the bog and just stoically accepted their fate while others freed themselves and trekked literally anywhere else - the former were chosen to become finns in a way you guys should definitely be kinder to the refugees who opt to remain 
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the clever finn will find some way of maintaining an erection who knows what dark thoughts will accomplish that
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