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we don't have a Rubio thread yet so here we go. does no one else think he sounds EXACTLY like Matt Damon????
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Sep 28, 2015 09:27
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Sep 28, 2015 09:41
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His campaign manager, or whoever, wrote him a pretty good bottled water joke for his opening remarks in the last debate, and it fell completely flat. That's the only interesting thing I can think of to say about Rubio.
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Sep 28, 2015 09:44
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Ralp posted:His campaign manager, or whoever, wrote him a pretty good bottled water joke for his opening remarks in the last debate, and it fell completely flat. That's the only interesting thing I can think of to say about Rubio. Well if it fell sparkling I think he would appear too rich and not be appealing to the blue collar worker, so maybe falling flat was a good thing.
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Sep 28, 2015 10:04
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Ralp posted:His campaign manager, or whoever, wrote him a pretty good bottled water joke for his opening remarks in the last debate, and it fell completely flat. That's the only interesting thing I can think of to say about Rubio.
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Sep 28, 2015 13:31
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I want to hear a joke with the potential to turn around Rubio's campaign. Because so far the biggest joke I see is Marco himself.
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Sep 28, 2015 13:50
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No abortions ever
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Sep 28, 2015 14:15
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Grey Fox posted:According to the person I know on his staff, they begged him not to do it because they felt a water joke in California was in bad taste due to the drought. Executive decision! "I'm also aware that California has a drought. And that's why I made sure I brought my own water," Florida Sen. Marco Rubio said during his opening statement as he pulled out a water bottle with a grin on his face. lmao.
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Sep 28, 2015 15:42
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Powercrazy posted:"I'm also aware that California has a drought. And that's why I made sure I brought my own water," Florida Sen. Marco Rubio said during his opening statement as he pulled out a water bottle with a grin on his face. It's bad taste since it reminds californians on how their lovely utopia is getting destroyed.
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Sep 28, 2015 15:46
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etalian posted:It's bad taste since it reminds californians on how their lovely utopia is getting destroyed.
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Sep 28, 2015 17:38
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Sep 28, 2015 18:04
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Marco Whobio is more like it. . .
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Sep 28, 2015 18:06
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Lord of Pie posted:
the colbert parody of this moment was really sensual.
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Sep 28, 2015 19:06
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Rubio is actually ludicrously young for a Presidential candidate. He was born in 1971, making him 10 years younger than Obama. If he wins that will make him 45, and people said Obama was young taking office at 47.
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Sep 28, 2015 19:14
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Patter Song posted:Rubio is actually ludicrously young for a Presidential candidate. He was born in 1971, making him 10 years younger than Obama. If he wins that will make him 45, and people said Obama was young taking office at 47. If
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Sep 28, 2015 19:14
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Yes, I'm on my phone. You know I meant that he'd be 45 on taking office.
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Sep 28, 2015 19:18
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A Neurotic Jew posted:Marco Whobio is more like it. . .
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Sep 28, 2015 21:59
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Rubio is technically the sexiest presidential candidate, but he doesn't have much competition this cycle.
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Sep 28, 2015 22:19
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Marco Polio
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Sep 28, 2015 22:19
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Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free
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Reaganball Z posted:Marco Polio Too soon.
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Sep 28, 2015 22:36
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Sep 28, 2015 22:41
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I like how he threw his lot in with a immigration compromise and then got torn apart by his own party.
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Sep 28, 2015 23:24
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Dude gives Obama a run for comically large ears
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Sep 28, 2015 23:25
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"Rub one out for Rubio"
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Sep 28, 2015 23:43
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Reaganball Z posted:Marco Polio maybe if he's an anti vaxxer
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Sep 29, 2015 00:29
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Sep 29, 2015 02:42
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Gonna be kinda sad when he gets shanked by Captain Hook
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Sep 29, 2015 02:51
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It is hard to tell because everyone has so many negatives at this point, but overall, I would say Rubio would be my plurality choice to win the nomination. He seems to be the only candidate who would be acceptable to the Tea Party and the Establishment. Of course, that is just my old brain thinking that Trump, Carson or Fiorina will burn out. Maybe they won't.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:49
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glowing-fish posted:It is hard to tell because everyone has so many negatives at this point, but overall, I would say Rubio would be my plurality choice to win the nomination. He seems to be the only candidate who would be acceptable to the Tea Party and the Establishment. The Tea Party already seems to hate him for whatever insane reason.
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Sep 29, 2015 04:02
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Vox Nihili posted:The Tea Party already seems to hate him for whatever insane reason. "he's "Mexican""
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Sep 29, 2015 04:09
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I think he's the best choice the GOP has, certainly better than Bush! He's the only candidate who hasn't egregiously embarrassed himself this election, he's handsome, and he doesn't have a negative legacy or exceptionally privileged life to mitigate. Maybe he'll actually get the nom 
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Sep 29, 2015 04:12
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Jeb! seems like he's veering towards loving himself over like Walker with his funds. You can't put it all in the superpac, ya dingus.
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Sep 29, 2015 04:13
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Flopsweat Elemental
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Sep 29, 2015 04:18
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numbers people are saying rubio can win once others drop out due to being the top second choice but i dont think he has the charisma to pull it off. if he did win the primary i think hed be very easy to beat in the general because hes a weakass dweeb
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Sep 29, 2015 05:44
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TEAYCHES posted:numbers people are saying rubio can win once others drop out due to being the top second choice but i dont think he has the charisma to pull it off. if he did win the primary i think hed be very easy to beat in the general because hes a weakass dweeb Every Nominee will be Romney, forever
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Sep 29, 2015 06:10
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Jewel Repetition posted:Every Nominee will be Romney, forever Romney is really amazing. He's run for political office 4 times, and lost 3 of those. He didn't even bother running for re-election in Massachusetts. He's the biggest loser in American politics, but he was far better than any other candidate in the 2012 primary. And he's still better than every candidate in the 2016 primary.
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Sep 29, 2015 06:26
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TEAYCHES posted:numbers people are saying rubio can win once others drop out due to being the top second choice but i dont think he has the charisma to pull it off. if he did win the primary i think hed be very easy to beat in the general because hes a weakass dweeb Scuttlebutt is that Jeb! backers are looking to Rubio if Jeb! doesn't get his poo poo together really soon.
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Sep 29, 2015 06:38
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TEAYCHES posted:numbers people are saying rubio can win once others drop out due to being the top second choice but i dont think he has the charisma to pull it off. if he did win the primary i think hed be very easy to beat in the general because hes a weakass dweeb I think he has some charisma but that might just be the juxtaposition with Bush, Cruz, Walker, etc. He seems downright personable, relatively speaking.
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Sep 29, 2015 06:57
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Lol at ppl being nostalgic for Romney
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