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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Let's dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio is running for president
 
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Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Rubio is actually ludicrously young for a Presidential candidate. He was born in 1971, making him 10 years younger than Obama. If he wins that will make him 45, and people said Obama was young taking office at 47.

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Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

etalian posted:

If

Yes, I'm on my phone. You know I meant that he'd be 45 on taking office.

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Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
One other thing the above description didn't note is that Rubio is pulling an Up Or Out move here. His senate term ends in 2017 and he isn't running for reelection to the Senate. Rubio is very much counting on either being the nominee or being the nominee's VP pick, if neither of those pan out he is going to be without a job come Jan. 2017. (He'd inevitably run for Governor of Florida in 2018, but still)

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Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

oystertoadfish posted:

hasn't he been propped up by some sugar daddy his whole career? has that dude commented on the ruination of his protege's hopes and dreams? is he gonna be like 'you're a sunk cost, gently caress off and die'? or does rubio get a consolation job somewhere in the republican griftosphere

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Braman

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