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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Baloogan posted:

Rubio is pretty dumb. Pretty. And dumb.

Its a shame, would be neat to have a catholic in the big seat.

He’s no Jack Kennedy.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Rubs gets so much criticism for being a relatively young first‐term senator, but Cruz has the same résumé.

The difference seems to be that Rubio isn’t a hideous meltman.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Microwaves Mom posted:

He should have spent more money on a better speech writer programmer.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The twist is that Rubio isn’t Byerley. He’s the robot that Byerley sucker punches on stage.

Christie for planetary co‐ordinator 2052.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Reminder that Rubio was one year old when Roe v. Wade was decided. If you can believe a robot’s birth certificate

It’s been forty‐three years and he still has a stick up his rear end about it. Maybe he finds that abortion violates the First Law of Robotics.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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This was in the primary thread yesterday, but how is Rubio so bad at this?

http://www.rubio.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/mobile/senator-rubio-visits-libya



Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I know who I’d hire as a debate coach.

Rubio didn’t have the knock‐out performance he needed, but the improvement he’s made in less than a month is impressive.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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BREAKING: Marco Rubio’s hotel room revealed:

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Where does Rubs go from here?

Back to the Senate? lol, as if he was ever there in the first place

The governor’s mansion?

A position in the Romney administration?

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