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Powercrazy posted:"I'm also aware that California has a drought. And that's why I made sure I brought my own water," Florida Sen. Marco Rubio said during his opening statement as he pulled out a water bottle with a grin on his face. It's bad taste since it reminds californians on how their lovely utopia is getting destroyed.
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Lord of Pie posted:
the colbert parody of this moment was really sensual.
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Sep 28, 2015 19:06
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Patter Song posted:Rubio is actually ludicrously young for a Presidential candidate. He was born in 1971, making him 10 years younger than Obama. If he wins that will make him 45, and people said Obama was young taking office at 47. If
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Sep 28, 2015 19:14
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I like how he threw his lot in with a immigration compromise and then got torn apart by his own party.
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Sep 28, 2015 23:24
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:If Sanders were to get the nomination, Rubio would be the worst possible opponent to have in the general election. They'd have the biggest age difference and Rubio is capable of putting enough of a future minded spin on the tired old republican platform to trick swing voters. His own party hates him and he doesn't tap in the GOP inner Id effectively like the other candidates.
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Sep 30, 2015 03:50
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If elected he will replace the eagle on the presidential seal with a single glass of water
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Oct 2, 2015 06:47
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Lord of Pie posted:Normally a ticket that could win Florida and Ohio would be kind of a big deal but I don't imagine very many outside Ohio know who Kasich is and his 30 seconds between two debates didn't get his name out there. Besides midwest is only good at producing astronauts, serial killers and failed corrupt politicians.
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Oct 2, 2015 18:09
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point of return posted:It seems like Ohioans are mostly known for their natives who did their best to get out of Ohio. The astronaut thing makes sense to me. After living in Ohio you want to get far away as possible and going to space is the natural conclusion for this urge.
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Oct 3, 2015 17:31
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point of return posted:so is marco rubio the reason california's in a drought He actually made this joke when he visited California for a fundraising event. Also for some reason the WIU straw election had him winning the nomination.
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Dec 8, 2015 18:34
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Where in the world is Marco Rubio?
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Jan 9, 2016 18:56
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Little Marco Rubio was the best nickname
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May 24, 2016 23:57
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smg77 posted:Every other nickname this election has paled in comparison. I loved all the Little Marco photoshops. Too bad we didn't get a big Don and Little Marco ticket.
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