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- find an abandoned railway and blow it at night so the local residents suspect a ghost train
- go into an office in the afternoon and blow the whistle. all the employees will think it's quittin' time and run out and jump into their cars
- i can't think of a third funny prank 
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- when you see a child excitedly blow into a wooden train whistle, blow your real steam whistle and look smugly at the kid, if they ask if they can try say no
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Sep 30, 2015 18:18
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- Piso Mojado
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- put a poison dart in the whistle and be known as the "whistle killer".
* For added comedic effect - pull out a slide whistle immediately afterward and make the "DOOOOooooowwwWWPPP" sound as the fall to the ground.
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Sep 30, 2015 18:23
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[advanced] - after they hit the ground, pull out a muffled trumpet and make a cartoonish "Waaaah waaaah waaaaaaaah".
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Sep 30, 2015 18:24
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- social vegan
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Wear a nice button down shirt and hike the shirt collar up over your head and put the steam whistle in the collar on top of your head so people think you have a steam whistle head. Live out the rest of your life as steam whistle head, expand your perspective and never lose sight that what really matters is on the inside and by that i meant the air that makes the whistle sound in your whistle head
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Sep 30, 2015 18:32
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- smoobles
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- when you see a child excitedly blow into a wooden train whistle, blow your real steam whistle and look smugly at the kid, if they ask if they can try say no
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Sep 30, 2015 18:32
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- social vegan
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cut off both of your arms and replace them with steam whistles and when barbara at work who for some reason can't seem to do her own photocopying asks for some help say, "sorry barbara, looks like God decided to choo-choo-choose a different plan for me"
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Sep 30, 2015 18:40
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stick a sleeping friend's hand in a bowl of steam to make them whistle i don't fuckin know
"sorry barbara, looks like God decided to choo-choo-choose a different plan for me"
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Sep 30, 2015 18:41
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- google THIS
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mount the steam whistle to your car along with one large really bright spotlight on your hood, then drive down tunnels on the wrong side of the road while blowing the whistle constantly, lol you should see how much people freak out
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Sep 30, 2015 18:56
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- google THIS
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alternatively you can do a similar prank at a railroad crossing at night
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Sep 30, 2015 18:57
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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- when you see a child excitedly blow into a wooden train whistle, blow your real steam whistle and look smugly at the kid, if they ask if they can try say no
If they ask, whistle over their speaking and say you can't hear them
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Sep 30, 2015 19:02
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- alnilam
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mount the steam whistle to your car along with one large really bright spotlight on your hood, then drive down tunnels on the wrong side of the road while blowing the whistle constantly, lol you should see how much people freak out
haha
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Sep 30, 2015 19:16
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blow the whistle all day every day at work, nonstop. just nonstop steam whistle sound constantly. then randomly one day stop blowing it and see how many people wonder what's wrong
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Sep 30, 2015 19:22
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- tao of lmao
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*steam whistle turns to camera*
"it's a living..."
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Oct 1, 2015 15:08
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- railroad terror
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Blow on a steam whistle so hard it summons other trains. The trains will crash through cities and highways and it will be chaos
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Oct 1, 2015 15:39
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walk around the area of pentagon, NSA's headquarters, FBI, etc and use it. whenever a security guard asks you what you're doing just say you're a whistleblower
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walk around the area of pentagon, NSA's headquarters, FBI, etc and use it. whenever a security guard asks you what you're doing just say you're a whistleblower
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Oct 1, 2015 16:38
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- when you see a child excitedly blow into a wooden train whistle, blow your real steam whistle and look smugly at the kid, if they ask if they can try say no
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Oct 2, 2015 00:54
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- social vegan
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go to the quarry and blow the whistle at 3pm so everyone gets laid off for deserting teehee
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- social vegan
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wait no blow the whistle at 10:30am so everyone thinks it's lunch but they aren't really hungry but they have to try and eat for the next hour anyway
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