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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Tokamak posted:

Tony Abbott ate a raw onion

Its kind of lost its lusture after #baeofpigs

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Bendigo mosque protesters behead someone. :v:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-05/anti-islamic-group-stage-fake-beheading-in-bendigo/6827220

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Link please I'm not seeing anything

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Vic Libs are making a brave stand.

quote:

Victoria's grand final public holiday will almost certainly be dumped if the Coalition wins the 2018 state election.

Opposition Leader Matthew Guy has warned Victorians are getting too many days off, arguing the increased leisure quota will hurt the state's ability to compete and create jobs.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I'll believe it when it happens. Plus this still leaves everyone in Manus, Xmas Island etc still imprisoned.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The Peccadillo posted:

you and I are gonna stop keeping people in those prison camps

That we put them into in the first place.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Did the Nauruan government make this policy change unilaterally?

If there wasnt a hefty inducement by our govt I'd be very surprised.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Just posted on ABC.

quote:

Refugee advocates are warning the Immigration Department the family of an Iranian woman who was raped on Nauru is now at breaking point.

Asylum seeker Nazanin is receiving treatment for kidney failure in a Brisbane hospital, after her rape and subsequent suicide attempts on Nauru.

Nazanin was on day-release from the Nauru detention centre in May when she was attacked.

It took authorities three weeks and imminent organ failure to transport the 23-year-old to a Brisbane Hospital.

Her mother and her 20-year-old brother, Omid, said the Immigration Department promised to send them to Brisbane to aid Nazanin's recovery but went back on its word.

Omid said his mother tried to commit suicide at the weekend because she could not bear the separation.

"It's really hard for her to bear any more," he said.

"Her daughter has deteriorated mentally and [is] laying on a bed in hospital.

"Even this morning, in front of the officers, she tried to harm herself but the officers were grabbing her hand.

"She's completely deteriorated, she's getting completely hopeless."

Omid said the three-minute phone calls every few days that the family is allowed with Nazanin are not enough, and just cause more pain.

"The last time that I talk with her she started screaming and crying and my mother just hang up the phone."

International Health Medical Services (IHMS) is the firm that delivers health care for Australian asylum seekers.

Two IHMS team leaders have reportedly resigned over the way the family have been treated.

Psychiatrist and international trauma specialist Dr Helen Driscoll said in a statement it was imperative for the family to be together.

"The fact that Nazanin and each family member is utterly crushed and the only option to ease intolerable suffering is suicide from total despair, is entirely predictable," she said.

"I hold IHMS and DIBP [Department of Immigration and Border Protection] responsible for their pending demise."

The Immigration Department has told the ABC it takes the health and welfare of transferees very seriously and said there had been no reports to the department of a suicide attempt.

Excuse me if I dont just take their announcements at face value.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ler posted:

#Morgan Poll Federal Primary Votes: L/NP 47 (+1) ALP 27.5 (-2) GRN 14 (+1)

#Morgan Poll Federal 2 Party Preferred: L/NP 56 (+1) ALP 44 (-1)

How long do honey-moon polls generally last?

Its over. Death is certain.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

freebooter posted:

No, even Tony was smart enough to realise he didn't have a mandate on this. Turnbull on the other hand is probably gauging public reaction because he knows full well that he's already more popular than Abbott and Gillard.

Remind me what happened to the last Liberal prime minister who thought he was popular enough to get away with stripping workers' rights?

He was prime minister for 11 years? :v:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yeah but it was only the last in a very long and overall very successful campaign of eroding worker's rights.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

I meant Catholic schools, says Shorten
The Opposition Leader has responded to criticism after saying penalty rates were needed so families can afford private schools.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Without the class clown, every student starts to look worse.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

BBJoey posted:

please source your BackBurner quotes, they're nice people and could use the clicks.

Sorry! http://www.theage.com.au/federal-po...006-gk25wf.html

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Just got mine. a+++ would order again

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

'My legacy will be valued in time: Abbott'

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Lid posted:

It isnt

Hence why she won

Cop was a tool

Then FABRICATED TERRORISM CHARGES against her.

Yet none of them are being punished. gently caress them.

Also more evidence fabricating trash cop news: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-07/victorian-police-officer-charged-shooting-death/6833176

quote:

A Victorian policeman has been charged with murder after a man was shot dead during a traffic stop in Melbourne two years ago.

Leading Senior Constable Tim Baker faced Melbourne's Magistrates Court after being charged earlier this morning over the death of Vlado Micetic.

Mr Micetic was driving a car in the suburb of Windsor in August 2013 when he was pulled over by Baker, who was patrolling alone.

It was alleged at the time that Mr Micetic produced a knife before Baker shot him dead.

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Oct 7, 2015

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Australia’s opposition to the creation of a body to help people escaping the ravages of climate change appears to have paid off, with the idea dropped from the draft agreement for the crucial UN climate talks in Paris.

A previous draft of the deal to be thrashed out by nations included a “climate change displacement coordination facility” that would provide “organised migration and planned relocation”, as well as compensation, to people fleeing rising sea levels, extreme weather and ruined agriculture.

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/oct/07/un-drops-plan-to-create-group-to-relocate-climate-change-affected-people

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Where are you getting such cheap tickets :v

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

The mother of an Iranian asylum seeker allegedly gang-raped on Nauru has tried to kill herself, having been told she cannot see her unwell daughter.

The mother, Farrah, has been placed in isolation under 24-hour watch since the suicide attempt on Saturday, her fourth. That also means she is separated from her son, who is held in another part of the detention centre.

loving christ end this lovely country

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Obv they were too busy chasing down Karen.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Obama not a 'real black' president: Murdoch

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Anidav posted:

I read a chapter. He is apparently the self declared most "productive mayor and premier in Australian history?????"

Big deal I've been productive all over these forums.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Nauru backtracks on vow to process asylum claims within week

The Nauruan government says it will not have 600 refugee applications finalised within a week, despite making that commitment just days ago.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-08/nauru-backtracks-on-vow-to-process-asylum-claims-within-week/6839250

Big surprise. Other key points: 75 percent of the 400 processed have been found to be genuine refugees WHICH WE'VE SPENT BILLIONS ON TORTURING GOOD VALUE FOR MONEY THAT.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

By 5pm, only three Reclaim Australia protesters and one dog braved the frontline. The small collection later grew to 15.

lmaoooo

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Holy poo poo, its racism detecting dog.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Because Rudd immediately put into action horrible loving poo poo whereas Turnbull is doing the opposite. Or at least appears to be.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Why would you ruin a monday morning like this

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Also this is directly outside Hockey's new office.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

Some Salvation Army officers may have perceived children in institutional homes as "evil" and believed it was their duty to save them from their "vicious and criminal tendencies", a royal commission has heard.

The Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse is examining four children's homes in Western Australia, South Australia and Victoria run by the Salvation Army

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

File away for 'good ideas we should take up'


Protester hoses political party HQ with slurry
A protester is caught on CCTV spraying three tonnes of liquid excrement on the doorstep of a political party in the Moldovan capital Chisinau.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

You cant keep dogs in an apartment. My cats keep me sane.

Also infest my brain with toxoplasmosis.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Even with state subsidies a therapist visit costs as much as it takes to care for a cat for two months. Besides, I am doing both. Kitties are extremely beneficial to my wellbeing.

Also if I didnt have cats I might have children.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Spay cats and put bike helmets on them.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Seriously though the quoll does offer a good alternative, apparently?



http://www.abc.net.au/environment/articles/2015/03/19/4200500.htm

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Pet cat, get purrs, this is loving awesome.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its more a form of slavery since animals do not give consent. :3:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Robodog posted:

Kill all cats, feed all dogs on the massive oversupply of dim sims.

Wow nice casual racism fucko.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

An app that alerts parents when their children aren’t at school, as proposed by the prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, could help reduce truancy rates in Indigenous communities.

:cripes:

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

This coverage is poo poo, who's responsible for this communic... oh. right.

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