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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Goood afternoon fellow shitlords

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Election soon, stalker

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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In a perfect world you have to play a round of Marvel vs Capcom 2 against another poster before every post, the winner gets their post approved and posted. The loser is sentenced to 5 mandatory days in the Crew thread.

Anidav fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Oct 1, 2015

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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One of these days, Bill Shorten is going to fix this.




By standing down as leader of the opposition.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Maybe the majority of the population can't look up the facts on asylum seekers because DSL internet is slow and poo poo.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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*goes back in time to kill Julia Gillard so Kevin Rudd can successfully implement the Big Australia policy??????*

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Lmao the Australian Border Force logo and flags are all over Brisbane International Airport. Are they the A-Team or something?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Dear Cartoon, I am in NZ now but I did get a photo of this border force tape that is in all 3 of the international checkpoints we had to get pulled over on.



Your tax dollars at work.

Flags and posters were also present.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Nah the border force staff were rude as gently caress and never smiled. Wanted to x Ray my watch because drugs could be in it. Very drill sergent sort of behaviour.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Imo they seem to have the power to go through your luggage much easier and I think they carry tasers.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Starshark, your quote is from The Bolt Report iirc.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Campbell Newman got voted out, got really mad and decided to build robots to replace human workers. Its all in his book; CAN DO - How I decided to quit politics and contribute to the singularity.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Its not a joke. Campbell Newman really is building robots after politics.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I wonder what Turdball will say.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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There's a secret Muslim club where they all know each other behind the scenes.

Good to know, Channel 7

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Australia had a good run. *pulls down giant lever*

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Mr Newman on the media, as quoted to Mr King

"I am particularly annoyed at the journalists who covered the state election campaign [2011-12] and our time in parliament. Very few of them are interested in what really has to be done.  They are not interested in Government or reform or the reasons behind the decisions we made.  They are only interested in the tactical, the here and now, they only ever look for short-term politics and gossip.  And they have got a nerve to ridicule people like me who tried actually get things done.  And they have always ridiculed and sneered.  They have never actually given any benefit of the doubt or been prepared to see the big picture.  Their position on every story is that we are idiots, or we're corrupt, or we are doing this out of self-interest.  They have no way of divorcing themselves from their inherently negative bias."

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Cartoon posted:

This is how you de-radicalise people.

The killing of a completely unsuspecting police employee is pointless and there can never be any justification. So what about all the completely unsuspecting civilians killed by our armed forces? If we were to take up an accounting of it I think the scales would tip irrevocably against us.

Bombing their hospitals before they can bomb ours.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Yes but golf courses are pretty to look at.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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As if a private school education makes a lick of difference. Nationalize education.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Lmao the ALP is hosed. Turnbull is going to corner them on centre right policy and call an election and win because the swing voters will look at the headlines and declare all is well while Shorten stutters about NBN and Carbon Pricing.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Anyone else catch Bill Shorten comparing terrorism to pedophilia?
:psyduck:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Yeah who wrote that line. He sounded like a Wikipedia fuelled robot.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Ler posted:

#Morgan Poll Federal Primary Votes: L/NP 47 (+1) ALP 27.5 (-2) GRN 14 (+1)

#Morgan Poll Federal 2 Party Preferred: L/NP 56 (+1) ALP 44 (-1)

How long do honey-moon polls generally last?

I'm dying.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Like, is it even possible to Out-Rudd Rudd? Rudd spiked and dived. Turnbull keeps rising like silent liberal voter's pants.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Solemn Sloth posted:

Could you breed a species of giant moles and tunnel to Darwin? Does birder force have subterranean detection systems?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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The best panel. I have a shirt of Moon God.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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The days of penalty rates are numbered as we move to a seven day economy, says Malcolm Turnbull.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet hosed

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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The old man is going to win the election and send young people down a wage slavery abyss. Politicians continue to avoid the harsh reality that underemployment hinders an economy just as much as unemployment.

If we're not spending enough to stimulate the consumer economy, it is because we can't afford it, not because business can't afford to hire people but because business refuses to let people afford something outside of working to their graves.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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freebooter posted:

Remind me what happened to the last Liberal prime minister who thought he was popular enough to get away with stripping workers' rights?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW0yxPbZq40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmVy0_DLsPM

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Malcolm Turnbull is no Campbell Newman or John Howard, he doesn't have the balls to risk a drop in the polls because the polls put him there in the first place.

On the flipside, Bill Shorten is no Kevin Rudd or Annastacia Palaszczuk. Bill Shorten is a counter to Tony Abbott but he will have trouble finding anything to pitch against the Monopoly Man of Wentworth.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Gonna laugh my rear end off as sickies claimed skyrockets on weekends and the govt tries putting a charge on illness certificates.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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I'm sure United Voice will do something.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Afford is an evil word used to imply struggle but it really just facilitates greed.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Without Tony... Bill says as he downs another Jack Daniels on the rocks

Without...Tony...

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Wasn't there a 4 corners episode about farmers trapping female backpackers on farms and essentially holding them as sex slaves and only paying them 50c an hour and like 20 of them slept in sheds?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Hey, how did he get ahold of an ISIS flag? I thought the AFP and Customs were hawking that sort of stuff after the Sydney Siege.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Still, I'd like to think an ISIS flag would be found before it was delivered to the recipient if it was ordered online.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdC9WtbEpWE

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

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Maybe that's the idea.

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