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Goood afternoon fellow shitlords
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 03:23 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 23:05 |
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Election soon, stalker
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 03:31 |
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In a perfect world you have to play a round of Marvel vs Capcom 2 against another poster before every post, the winner gets their post approved and posted. The loser is sentenced to 5 mandatory days in the Crew thread.
Anidav fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Oct 1, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 09:37 |
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One of these days, Bill Shorten is going to fix this. By standing down as leader of the opposition.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 10:14 |
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Maybe the majority of the population can't look up the facts on asylum seekers because DSL internet is slow and poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 10:32 |
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*goes back in time to kill Julia Gillard so Kevin Rudd can successfully implement the Big Australia policy??????*
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 10:41 |
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Lmao the Australian Border Force logo and flags are all over Brisbane International Airport. Are they the A-Team or something?
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 21:07 |
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Dear Cartoon, I am in NZ now but I did get a photo of this border force tape that is in all 3 of the international checkpoints we had to get pulled over on. Your tax dollars at work. Flags and posters were also present.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 06:30 |
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Nah the border force staff were rude as gently caress and never smiled. Wanted to x Ray my watch because drugs could be in it. Very drill sergent sort of behaviour.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 06:36 |
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Imo they seem to have the power to go through your luggage much easier and I think they carry tasers.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 06:37 |
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Starshark, your quote is from The Bolt Report iirc.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 06:40 |
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Campbell Newman got voted out, got really mad and decided to build robots to replace human workers. Its all in his book; CAN DO - How I decided to quit politics and contribute to the singularity.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 00:41 |
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Its not a joke. Campbell Newman really is building robots after politics.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 01:18 |
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I wonder what Turdball will say.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 02:24 |
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There's a secret Muslim club where they all know each other behind the scenes. Good to know, Channel 7
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 02:57 |
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Australia had a good run. *pulls down giant lever*
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 04:01 |
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Mr Newman on the media, as quoted to Mr King "I am particularly annoyed at the journalists who covered the state election campaign [2011-12] and our time in parliament. Very few of them are interested in what really has to be done. They are not interested in Government or reform or the reasons behind the decisions we made. They are only interested in the tactical, the here and now, they only ever look for short-term politics and gossip. And they have got a nerve to ridicule people like me who tried actually get things done. And they have always ridiculed and sneered. They have never actually given any benefit of the doubt or been prepared to see the big picture. Their position on every story is that we are idiots, or we're corrupt, or we are doing this out of self-interest. They have no way of divorcing themselves from their inherently negative bias."
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 04:20 |
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Cartoon posted:This is how you de-radicalise people. Bombing their hospitals before they can bomb ours.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 08:43 |
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Yes but golf courses are pretty to look at.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2015 11:27 |
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As if a private school education makes a lick of difference. Nationalize education.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 03:39 |
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Lmao the ALP is hosed. Turnbull is going to corner them on centre right policy and call an election and win because the swing voters will look at the headlines and declare all is well while Shorten stutters about NBN and Carbon Pricing.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 04:15 |
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Anyone else catch Bill Shorten comparing terrorism to pedophilia?
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 07:25 |
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Yeah who wrote that line. He sounded like a Wikipedia fuelled robot.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 07:46 |
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Ler posted:#Morgan Poll Federal Primary Votes: L/NP 47 (+1) ALP 27.5 (-2) GRN 14 (+1) I'm dying.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 08:46 |
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Like, is it even possible to Out-Rudd Rudd? Rudd spiked and dived. Turnbull keeps rising like silent liberal voter's pants.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 08:49 |
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Solemn Sloth posted:Could you breed a species of giant moles and tunnel to Darwin? Does birder force have subterranean detection systems?
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 09:46 |
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The best panel. I have a shirt of Moon God.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 14:29 |
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The days of penalty rates are numbered as we move to a seven day economy, says Malcolm Turnbull. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet hosed
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 02:15 |
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The old man is going to win the election and send young people down a wage slavery abyss. Politicians continue to avoid the harsh reality that underemployment hinders an economy just as much as unemployment. If we're not spending enough to stimulate the consumer economy, it is because we can't afford it, not because business can't afford to hire people but because business refuses to let people afford something outside of working to their graves.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 02:24 |
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freebooter posted:Remind me what happened to the last Liberal prime minister who thought he was popular enough to get away with stripping workers' rights? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW0yxPbZq40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmVy0_DLsPM
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 02:58 |
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Malcolm Turnbull is no Campbell Newman or John Howard, he doesn't have the balls to risk a drop in the polls because the polls put him there in the first place. On the flipside, Bill Shorten is no Kevin Rudd or Annastacia Palaszczuk. Bill Shorten is a counter to Tony Abbott but he will have trouble finding anything to pitch against the Monopoly Man of Wentworth.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 03:07 |
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Gonna laugh my rear end off as sickies claimed skyrockets on weekends and the govt tries putting a charge on illness certificates.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 03:20 |
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I'm sure United Voice will do something.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 03:54 |
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Afford is an evil word used to imply struggle but it really just facilitates greed.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 05:02 |
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Without Tony... Bill says as he downs another Jack Daniels on the rocks Without...Tony...
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 06:03 |
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Wasn't there a 4 corners episode about farmers trapping female backpackers on farms and essentially holding them as sex slaves and only paying them 50c an hour and like 20 of them slept in sheds?
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 07:36 |
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Hey, how did he get ahold of an ISIS flag? I thought the AFP and Customs were hawking that sort of stuff after the Sydney Siege.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 11:03 |
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Still, I'd like to think an ISIS flag would be found before it was delivered to the recipient if it was ordered online.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 11:44 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdC9WtbEpWE
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 12:41 |
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Maybe that's the idea.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 13:29 |