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Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Sniping stops today - Tony Abbott

Australia is still fukt, please remember to eat your onions.

































edit: Here is a link to the last months OP if you want to learn more about Australia than the fact that Tony Abbott hosed a dead onion.

Birb Katter fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Oct 1, 2015

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Birb Katter
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It should also be noted that Hockey is managing to come out of this whole thing quite well considering how well he did in his actual job.

:itwaspoo:

Birb Katter
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QUACKTASTIC posted:

In that he's completely disappeared off the face of the earth?

He's going to Washington as our ambassador so off the face of our side of the earth but not where he won't do harm.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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SynthOrange posted:

Its kind of lost its lusture after #baeofpigs

you mean #swine11?

Birb Katter
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Some More Hotcakes posted:

Mr Abbott also warned his successor against raising the GST, predicting such a move would be a "terrible mistake".

Asked whether he had forgiven Mr Turnbull, Mr Abbott declined to answer.

Birb Katter
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I'm not posting it in here, it's backburner and they deserve the click.

Anti-Abortion Campaigner Furious at Government Removing His Right To Choose

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

There was a big piece of onion in my meal the other day and it made me think of Tony.

rip jmj

I wonder how many people were confused by the onion eating from the angle of people going "it's not the onion, he ate the onion."

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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If people actually gave a poo poo about the damages otc drugs are doing to people then alcohol would be prescription only not codeine. Booze has way more of an impact on societies health than codeine does and having to get a script from your doctor to say you can have a beer after work would stop tonnes of hospital visits for alcohol related injuries and abuse. It would also make the roads safer and free up a lot more police resources to deal with other problem.

Birb Katter
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xPanda posted:

The dose of codeine is sub therapeutic for pain relief, but high enough for constipation. I can't believe the paracetamol and ibuprofen would be put there as a deterrent, it's unethical as poo poo, liver and kidney failure is rather extreme. More likely they made a bad call in permitting this formulation, and we now know better.

I'm pretty sure I specifically remember them saying that companies were required to do this so that people couldn't abuse the drug. As in that is the whole reason it happened in the first place.

Birb Katter
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Amoeba102 posted:

Paracetamol and Ibuprofen were mixed with codeine so second year chemistry students could do acid/base extractions as lab experiments.

Couldn't they just go to bush doofs. It's how normal people get their acid and bass experiments done.

Birb Katter
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Lid posted:

If only the police had had guns this could've been averted.

Police did have guns and one of the 2 people shot was the gunman by a cop.

Birb Katter
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Solemn Sloth posted:

I've seen reports that one person shot was a non-officer police employee.

Gunman shot and an IT worker from the building.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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tithin posted:

Turns out the shooting in Parramatta was by a 15 year old "radicalised middle eastern teen" according to Miranda Devine.

ABC are reporting that too.

Birb Katter
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https://twitter.com/nazeem_hussain/status/649951871495307264

https://twitter.com/MariamVeiszadeh/status/650046821482434560

Turns out all you need to do is be Muslim with a little bit of a profile, no matter what you do, and the media will ask you if you knew the gunman. They've called a comedian and a lawyer for fucks sake. Burn this country to the ground.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Cartoon posted:

This is how you de-radicalise people.

MSF are officially saying 9 dead now.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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This is the thin edge of the wedge because hospitality can't stand up for themselves / don't have the same social standing as workers compared to emergency services etc

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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freebooter posted:

So apparently a huge majority of people support penalty rates, including coalition voters, which is reassuring:

http://www.essentialvision.com.au/penalty-rates-2

As much as Shothen is a muppet I hope that the LNP learn that means political suicide to try to take this poo poo to an election. It would be amazing if the fear of God was beaten into them by losing to Ball "Who the gently caress is this guy" Snorflgren.

Birb Katter
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V for Vegas posted:

Jay walking crackdown in Sydney - just saw 2 cops fine a guy in the CBD for crossing against the light. WTF??

They do that from time to time. You need to look for cops, then cars, then cross. In that order.

Birb Katter
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hooman posted:

....four suicide attempts....

One was while she was in an interview with staff, she's just doing this for attention.

Or we should burn everyone involved in bringing this situation into existence to the ground.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Tokamak posted:

You'd get a better strike rate finding lefty political forums, and raiding user's homes. Out of 100 users, there's probably at least 10 with drugs. And who knows, maybe one of them was reading radical political ideology about saving sharks, or climate change, or something.

I'm armed everywhere I go. That multi-tool that I carry in my bag could be used to wage a socialist jihad and you know it.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Anidav posted:

ALP announcing policies today, are they getting a whiff of an early election?

Could it possibly be that now Abbott isn't running the show they need to do something?

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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I know that at least one person here is going to need this picture for ~*reasons*~ so have at it

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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You people are terrible at keeping me amused. Lift your game

Birb Katter
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Zenithe posted:

I dunno, ScoMo has always struck me an "extra mild butter chicken" kind of guy. I'm quite curious now.

I see you've tried to get tasty food in the shire before too.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

Does anyone still have the "sink the refugee boats and win a prize" gif ?

No but have Joe Hockey 730 because it's still great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZknIj4Yre0

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Animé David, did you buy Can Do? Is it really signed or just printed? There are a lot of questions here but the biggest one is WHY?

Birb Katter
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You still didn't answer the part about "did you buy it?"

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Imagine if Tony Abbott was a speed dealer and not Are PM

https://vine.co/v/OFFgQprw6l2

Birb Katter
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While you guys haven't been making awesome posts here to amuse me Ball Snoting has been in virtual worlds

Birb Katter
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Unimpressed posted:

drat Jews killed the forums too!

I think you'll find it was Ralp that killed the forums and Ralp isn't a Jew. Ralp is just Ralp.

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/652215126410395648

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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You guys are still not amusing me, gas thread ban OP

Birb Katter
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hooman posted:

Please tink, please use timg. I want to read your non firstdog posts, don't make me put you on ignore. God especially for the loving gigantic cat pictures.

I've got your back

















Birb Katter
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Jumpingmanjim posted:

So is there going to be a full blown race riot tomorrow?

It's not a school day, we're safe till Monday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOMEBKloS2E

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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Inner City Leftist posted:

I'm really not looking forward to 11 years of Turnbull. Is there any hope for Shorten getting knifed or do we need to wait 10 years for the green uprising?

There is only one thing we can be certain of, death is coming.

Birb Katter
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dr_rat posted:

Never underestimate both major parties ability to screw up in ways almost beyond comprehension. But yeah, at this point it would seem Turnbulls pretty much a shoe in, baring any easily foreseeable screw up, if only because I think a lot of Australians would just really like to have a prime minister in office for at least one full term again. If only to make it a bit easier to remember who the current leader of the country is.

Federal election betting:

Coalition still a piping hot $1.13 favourite
Labor the rank outsider at $6.00

All over bar the shouting? #auspol

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QUACKTASTIC posted:

Had to check this wasn't a from parody site before posting:

Bob Katter to spearhead attempt to overturn ban on rapid-action shotgun

Queensland independent MP Bob Katter is seeking to overturn a temporary federal government ban on the import of a new rapid-action shotgun and says he is so worried about the erosion of Australians’ ability to own firearms he bought a bow and arrow.

But Labor is demanding the Coalition broaden the ban, put in place while federal and state governments review Australia’s post-Port Arthur gun laws.

The main importer of the Adler 110, which the Coalition has banned for one year, was Katter’s son-in-law Robert Noia.

Katter said he had always been “philosophically pro-gun” and was “not going to be intimidated out of doing something just because [Noia] and I are related.”

more:
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/oct/12/bob-katter-to-spearhead-attempt-to-overturn-ban-on-rapid-action-shotgun

That really needs to be shouted from the rooftops regarding this. In fact, forcing him to not be able to vote on / lobby on the issue because of conflict of interest would be even better.

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Solemn Sloth posted:

62 new posts I thought Birb shorted had a stroke or something but no, just another auspol cat fight

I was too busy having a stroke to post, these slap fights get me going :fap:

e: fap snype

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Cats are bad and their kittens are bad too



Murdork posted:

Fat Cat's son faces jail for siege

THE son of a brothel owner and a man who played Fat Cat is facing jail over a police siege.
During tough times, drug-addled criminal Mark Temple Deane-Johns even took comfort from his dad's role as the beloved children's TV character.
But when the man inside the Fat Cat suit - his father, Damian - died of a heart attack in 2004, Deane-Johns descended back into chemical dependency.
Yesterday, defence lawyer Elizabeth Mansfield asked the District Court not to "crush" Deane-Johns when sentencing him for a 2005 police siege.
"As one mechanism of dealing with his grief, he started using methamphetamine again," she said.
"(I ask) not to impose a sentence that would be crushing for a man who has good rehabilitation prospects."
Deane-Johns, 36, of Dover Gardens, was found guilty of four counts of threatening life and one count of possession of a prescribed firearm.
The court had previously heard Deane-Johns was shot in the chest outside his Yarmouth Rd home during the siege.
Ms Mansfield said Deane-Johns had lived interstate with his mother, a brothel owner, until the age of 14.
He came to Adelaide to live with his father and his partner - children's entertainer Patsy Biscoe - and swapped his criminal, "hectic and chaotic" lifestyle for a "loving" home.
Throughout his trial, he had the support of his wife Samantha.
"She is unfortunately unable to be in court today, she has a yoga class," Ms Mansfield said.
Judge Paul Rice remanded Deane-Johns in custody for sentencing in two weeks.

Birb Katter
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Beetphyxious posted:

Centrepay deduction.

It costs $.99 a transaction.

This is real isn't it? :commissar:

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Counterpoint: Lambie

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