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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
when I was a young lad the occasional cliff yablonski post was tremendously entertaining

was it Lowtax that posted for the character? if so, can we resurrect him?

also I wish that cliff yablonski game got made instead of being forgotten

E: for those who are unfamiliar, cliff yablonski's section is here

That Robot fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Oct 3, 2015

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

first

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i for one agree with lowtax and think he is just behaving like a good father - leaving us here to learn how to rebuild the forums by ourselves, if we succeed will will have entered these forums as boys but leave them as men

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

That Robot posted:

when I was a young lad the occasional cliff yablonski post was tremendously entertaining

was it Lowtax that posted for the character? if so, can we resurrect him?

also I wish that cliff yablonski game got made instead of being forgotten

he sounds like a chris farley. chris farley was funny, what ever happened to him

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he sounds like a chris farley. chris farley was funny, what ever happened to him

Heroin and speed taken together I believe

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

ChrisHansen posted:

Heroin and speed taken together I believe

Also he was incredibly fat.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ChrisHansen posted:

Heroin and speed taken together I believe

I believe they call that a speedball

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Retail Slave posted:

Also he was incredibly fat.

he wasn't that fat. it was the drugs that killed him

prussian advisor
Jan 15, 2007

The day you see a camera come into our courtroom, its going to roll over my dead body.
Changed his name to Yiff Cablonski iirc...

Hot Cosby
Sep 23, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
cliff had some...problematic viewpoints that weren't really in line with modern times

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

when was the last time lowtax wrote a front page article?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Prettz posted:

when was the last time lowtax wrote a front page article?

there's a front page?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
IDK (i don't know) hope this helps (hth)

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Cliff Yablonski got me to start reading SA and then sign up for a forums account which I forgot the password for and didn't log into for like 4 or 5 years but for some reason I loggee in one day and started reading and posting here and it's a bad thing for everyone because I have bad opinions and I am a really bad poster who still doesn't get it 10+ years down the line.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Also I am gay and am cucked often am I doing it right?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Obligatory Handle posted:

Also I am gay and am cucked often am I doing it right?

we got past that stupid poo poo, your doing fine

E:don't read PYF just look at the funny pictures

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

there's a front page?

there's a Lowtax?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FIRST TIME posted:

there's a Lowtax?

he used to post here. Guess he's real upset about not being to see his kids again. I think it our fault.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
He had to put to pasture when GBS 1.0 solidified itself because he made people sad about themselves.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Hot Cosby posted:

cliff had some...problematic viewpoints that weren't really in line with modern times

I think his viewpoints were perfectly in line with today, Hot Cosby

AbbadonOfHell posted:

He had to put to pasture when GBS 1.0 solidified itself because he made people sad about themselves.

well now that GBS 1.0 is dead (penis be upon it), we can bring cliff back

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

AbbadonOfHell posted:

He had to put to pasture when GBS 1.0 solidified itself because he made people sad about themselves.

this is the dumbest thing I have read all day.

And I walked past a place named smokey tokey

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Making a beat-em-up game using Adobe Flash went as well as you would expect.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we got past that stupid poo poo, your doing fine

E:don't read PYF just look at the funny pictures

Whew thanks I was worried.

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

Yvershek posted:

Making a beat-em-up game using Adobe Flash went as well as you would expect.

I liked the music. It felt like watching the Gonz part in Video Days.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

this is the dumbest thing I have read all day.

And I walked past a place named smokey tokey

Says the man with a reg-date after it happened.

I want Mr. Yablonski's opinions on the new weirdos in this day and age. Hope the old bastard is still alive somewhere. :ohdear:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Best Cliff Yablonski ever:

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-263/

Pigtopia....loving PIGTOPIA!

Lost it back in 2003 or something.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

this is the dumbest thing I have read all day.

And I walked past a place named smokey tokey

im guessing thats a headshope rite?

spud posted:

Best Cliff Yablonski ever:

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-263/

Pigtopia....loving PIGTOPIA!

Lost it back in 2003 or something.

good move, ill add the main cliff yablonski page to the op

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Syntactically Cliff's comments read a lot like DadGay.SoWhat's posts. Odd isn't it?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

That Robot posted:

im guessing thats a headshope rite?

When you walk through the door there is a glass case with bongs.
I honesty only buy cigarettes there

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
he got so angry at the existence of other people that he took his own life to escape it all. rip, cliff yablonski.

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

Node posted:

he got so angry at the existence of other people that he took his own life to escape it all. rip, cliff yablonski.

More people should take that route.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
lowtax is too busy building his auto repair empire to write poo poo

Ravendas
Sep 29, 2001




My amazing avatar is some Cliff Yablonski picture I think.

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

Ravendas posted:

My amazing avatar is some Cliff Yablonski picture I think.

Who would've thought a woman of her stature could stand so close to leafy greens without EXPLODING?
The bracelet around her hamhock wrist must be of a warding type!

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

20matar posted:

More people should take that route.

I contemplate it every day. The knife is mere inches from my heart, so close to the sweet release of death.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Gazpacho posted:

lowtax is too busy building his auto repair empire to write poo poo

Since when is Lowtax a Mexican/Russian?

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

Ravendas posted:

My amazing avatar is some Cliff Yablonski picture I think.

If it's not, if should be. Maybe that's the incentive he needs to come back to Earth.


FIRST TIME posted:

Since when is Lowtax a Mexican/Russian?

To be fair, Kyanka sounds like a made-up russkie name. Maybe even a Mexican one if you go like kzhan-kah.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
lowtax said he was sicilian so im gonna have to ask yall to address him properly as a proud person of color (poc for short)

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I read a lot, especially about things in history. I find that poo poo fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not.

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Ravendas
Sep 29, 2001




20matar posted:

If it's not, if should be. Maybe that's the incentive he needs to come back to Earth.


Apparently it is, it's just linked to: http://i.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page23-01.jpg

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-23/

Mods are magical.

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