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Will I follow you on twitter? Hmmm. [Draws card] The Seven of Swords is a tricky card. In short, yes I will (or maybe I already am) following you on Twitter. Unfortunately, this card represents betrayal and stealth. I will use your twitter acct to doxx you here as the right wing gun advocate and former hard rocker Ted Nugent. It WILL NOT go over well. Sorry Ted.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:00
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drilldo squirt posted:How's your day going, friend? Hmmm. *kisses crystal, draws card*  The Nine of Cups. It was going well until this. The Nine of Cups represents big ideas, great schemes, but more importantly means I will spend more time daydreaming about these than actually doing anything to make them happen. This is sad, friend. I was really hoping to get some work done today around the house and to work on a web app I think will be really awesome. I guess I'll just smoke some weed and read taroh cards instead. no bueno.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:05
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TWIST FIST posted:whats my fursona *rubbing coconut oil on my face*  This card represents sacrifice and ultimate surrender. Sometimes when the deck cannot answer a specific question, it gives an answer to something deeper. In this case, I truly feel like the deck feels like you already know what your fursona is and that you should just roll with it. It will not be a good outcome at first. Everyone will hate you and you will most likely be permabanned (ill miss you  ). However your sacrifice will result in you truly coming into your own. You will finally and only find happiness in the group furry orgy's that you CONSTANTLY think/dream about. So put on that suit and just roll with it bud.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:12
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problematic hug posted:just a five card spread please just a single spread for now, but maybe up it to a three card after lunch. Please ask a question you seek answers to.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:13
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drilldo squirt posted:What's up with the weather? nothing, what is UP with you? Haha, i kid - that just a little spirit joke that gets a lot of lulz on the cosmic plane. Now...[seeking answers from the deck of low arcana]  Two of cups can is pretty vague but it typically represents balance. Two opposites coming together in union. Now hang on with me here, because poo poo is about to get deeeeep! The opposing "seasonal" forces of "summer" and "winter" are coming together and creating the astral phenomenon known as "autumn". "Autumn" or as we like to call it in the spirit biz "fall" is a time of changing weather. I understand this may be difficult to follow if you havent had the deep spiritual training I have had over the past 20 minutes of practice, but just understand that this balance is only temporary as we approach the winter solstice. Use this changing weather to find balance in your own life, drilldo. Find what is not in sync with yourself and work on finding a counterpart for it. i pray to the wolf god for you, my friend 
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Oct 3, 2015 19:23
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problematic hug posted:just a one card spread please i need a question to answer. is there something you seek answers to? love? life? professional advice? I can do it all as I am basically a minor diety.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:25
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Lizard Wizard posted:will i find direction? I sense something is weighing on you, my child [summoning the powers of Ifrit]  The Page of Swords represents enthusiasm and interest in becoming more than what you are, but this energy also brings distraction. To answer you question, yes but only if you can control your enthusiastic and high energy nature. focus on a single video game and complete it (all cheevos). You can do so much in virtual life, maybe even beat games you never thought you would, but your biggest enemy is yourself. Much like versus the spiritual ensemble "Lit", you are your own worst enemy. Good luck.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:42
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TWIST FIST posted:what should i vote this thread Ahhhh. lets see....  Page of Pentacles means an obvious 5. You should rate this thread 5, but it doesn't mean you will. I have faith in you, but lets draw another to be sure....  Wtf twist fist - Ten of Swords?! You're a real dick, ya know.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:50
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opioid agonist posted:should I pursue winning that gold ps4 and if so how many quesorito boxes must I eat i really feeling some energy from this question.  Three of Cups. Well...surprisingly, the answer is yes. You should and it will result not in a heart attack but rather celebration and joy. You may not win it, but the reward will be in the journey. Obviously you should eat 3 Quesorito boxes immediately. no more, no less. Most importantly, the deck reminds us both that I am not liable for any health related issues that you will go through in your quest.
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Oct 3, 2015 19:59
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dumb crambo posted:why wont julio open the closed & stickied thread no matter how many times i asked *clap* [draws 1 card]  The Sun - I'm not sure what to make of this really. Its pretty apparent that Julio (aka whatever his name is now) is the naked babby. He's not afraid to hide anything and it's kinda his way or the highway. But the sun is good, energetic, and simple (as in there is no hidden agenda). What I cant figure out is how that answers your question. I think this is just a background card to create a narative to judge more cards. Lets draw a couple more.   The 9 and 10 of cups, back to back. He's on a mission this month, a mission higher than himself. But he needs your help dumb crambo, even though he may *think* he doesnt. Before this is over, you and only you will get to post in that thread, even if its a single post. More importantly, you will heal his heart in the process, which could result anywhere from a long lasting posting friendship to an irl romantc relationship. For now though, keep posting your own threads, make them your best, and the month of October will be bountiful for us all. 
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Oct 3, 2015 21:02
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:which card art should I get tattooed on my body? the deck says this:  the tattoo will be accompanied by a renewal in your life, and maybe even financial success. but be aware of what you can and cannot afford, both financially and holistically. be proud of it, get it somewhere visible and job opportunities are inbound!
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Oct 3, 2015 21:59
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Wertjoe posted:Will I ever be able to have nice things? i hope so, but lets see here  5 of cups. oh wertjoe, I'm sorry. There has been sadness in your life and you hide it much like the cloaked man. you are always looking back at the 3 spilled cups, and never seeing the 2 filled ones right in front of you. you'll never have nice things because you compare everything to something that you need to just let go of.  Ace of Cups. Oh man, yeah...you gotta let go, dude. You will only know peace and fulfillment when you do. There is secrecy and guilt in your life, you need to let that guilt out and confess, then and only then will there be a reckoning. jeez, hopefully you didnt murder anyone or do something really evil. *chill comes up my back*
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Oct 3, 2015 22:17
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drilldo squirt posted:What anime should I watch next?  Queen of Swords - Something with women and swords. so pretty much every anime. poo poo, hold on...  Queen of Wands - Okay definitely an anime that has female protagonists, wands, and swords...yuuup. good luck finding one of those around.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:24
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Salmiakki posted:what should i draw next woah.  i would do what it says.
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Oct 3, 2015 22:27
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buttkiss posted:who put the bop in the bop shoe bop shoe bop you did! just now!
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Oct 3, 2015 22:29
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Manifisto posted:Should I get a parrot?  NOOOOO! This is a warning. whatever you do, do NOT buy that parrot!!!!! you need to repeat this to yourself over and over and avoid temptation. oh god, i hope you havent left yet. This will really end badly for you..can someone text him or warn him before he does something stupid 
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Oct 3, 2015 22:35
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Oct 3, 2015 22:38
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ChairmanMeow posted:Will I be found out? Welcome, have a seat. A vague, but complicated question you have. Lets see the whole river on this one.  The Eight of Pentacles, Queen of Wands, And The Sun. The answer depends on the question, but these cards are pretty specific. If you want to be found out, you will. If not, you won't. Basically you will get what you want, IF you labour hard towards it, but that shouldnt be too much of a problem. If you are a woman, you will loving own hard at whatever you seek here and if not, you definitely will have a VERY strong woman in your life driving you. Thats the queen bae m8, respect her. No matter what happens (found/not found), you will control it, and it will result in joy. thats some pretty good poo poo right there, congrats.
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Oct 3, 2015 23:27
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Pretty good... think I just might... where to put it though, fate? Where? I don't think my back counts as visible lets see....*whooosh*    The chariot, ten of swords, and the high priestess. this all tells me that this tattoo is more than just for aesthetic pleasures, its supposed to be a symbol for a change in your life. A mark you can look back on and draw confidence from. You may have been thinking that you have lost control of your life lately, and that youre just 'in the backseat'. This tattoo is you gaining control in your life and taking back the steering wheel. Anyways, I'm going to answer your question with another question. Where do YOU want it? Don't worry about what other people are thinking, this tattoo is not about them. It's about YOU! There are some warnings in here. If you falter and get this tattoo somewhere that is conservative or more traditional then you will hate and regret it. It will not be a representation of your renewed control, but rather another example in a long list of things you have done to please other people, not yourself. Listen to yourself on this one. Good luck!
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Oct 4, 2015 16:18
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City of Glompton posted:should I continue the path I am on? I did your read last night, but it's too hard to post it from my phone. will post it later friend. meteloides posted:I just want a general future read, please thanks! not sure I can do a general reading, but I'd be happy to answer something a little more specific! |
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Oct 5, 2015 16:14
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City of Glompton posted:should I continue the path I am on? Hi..*smoke rises*   Cool, this one seems pretty strait forward - kind of a past/present/future hand. You've been on quite a journey, starting with a very serious change in your life. Anyways, screw it, the past is the past and now you are in between that and the next great thing. There's a lot of anxiety on this road and youre mentally (maybe even physically) exhausted. You got this though and the best advice i can give you is to just keep focusing on making the path you are currently on better. You are close to end of this chapter and doing anything that veers you off in a major tangent will just delay the next journey. You're a pretty hard worker, even if not by traditional standards - so just keep going strait for a big longer and see what manifests. Best wishes, pal.
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Oct 6, 2015 01:34
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Vynar posted:Should I invite Dr. Sanchez to a hot evening of griller roulette at Taco Bell? ah to be young and in love again.  tap the brakes, man. Though the King of Wands clearly wants you to injest some sweet grillers at TB (there might also be coupons in your future, btw). You should give Sanchez a little room to breathe. Maybe invite a different poster to South of the Border if you need, or work on being comfortable eating by yourself for a while.
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Oct 6, 2015 01:42
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drilldo squirt posted:Will I ever find love? I hope so, but we shall see....    Five of Pentacles, King of Pentacles, Six of Swords... So before I even start, I was messing with the cards before I picked your three and accidently removed a King of Pentacles to start with. I then reshuffled and low and behold, I draw him two cards later. weird... Anyways, sounds like thats the card to listen to here. Luckily for you its a card for success, so much so that you may have already found love. With this love, their will be some difficult decisions to be made. You need to have the discipline to make some changes in your life to accommodate him/her, and there will be some major rocky points down the road that, to be honest, you may not get through. Regardless, enjoy the time you have with them and let them know how you feel frequently (within reason, though). The best advice i can give you is to loosen up a little and just live for the moment, if you can.
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Oct 6, 2015 02:02
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tao of lmao posted:how long will I live oaky, ill give it a shot.  Page of Pentacles. Dude, you still gotta few years ahead of you no matter what, but you need to get those lingering health issues under control. Take care of yourself, buddy. just eat a little bit healthier, go on a few more walks, and the rest of your years will be good ones.
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Oct 6, 2015 02:54
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ChairmanMeow posted:Best news possible. Now I have to figure out what I want, don't suppose you can help with that? more cats is not a good idea. its a great idea!
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Oct 6, 2015 03:25
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drilldo squirt posted:What hair cut should I get. Let's see whats going on with this haircut. Ten of Swords. Hmmm well here's the deal, drill - This isnt going to be a good haircut for you. Something is going to happen and you are going to hate it, no matter what it is. It's gonna be rock bottom, but your hair will grow back and your spirits with it. Soon you will find your signature "drilldo" look.  ...and it will be masculine, manly, and you'll look fly as hell.
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Oct 8, 2015 02:57
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Chill la Chill posted:is chili without beans really chili? welll...  Nope. Thats soup or stew. Also - the queen of wands is a card of fertility and love. so....congrats?
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Oct 8, 2015 03:08
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Wertjoe posted:Will you let me ask another question?  go for it!
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Oct 8, 2015 03:10
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Macnult posted:Will I be happier soon?    two of swords, ace of swords, the empress. Your happiness is in the balance of a swords edge. Deep inside you know how to become happy, you just need to start making steps towards it; even if those steps seem hard to climb. You should do this journey alone and be cautious of over-dependence on other people. Look at improving yourself through creative outlets and focus your thoughts internally. I feel you'll be alright in the end, so dont worry.
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Oct 8, 2015 03:29
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Lil Cunty posted:sock it to me spirits Oh no! What's your question!? |
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Oct 8, 2015 04:10
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:which card art should I get tattooed on my body? saw this today  tarot cards make for some badass tattoos. thinking of getting one myself now. |
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Oct 8, 2015 12:14
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Lil Cunty posted:I have one really? which one? |
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Oct 8, 2015 15:20
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meteloides posted:hi Piso, have the spirits forgotten me? nope, you're on "deck" (hehe, get it?!) I drew them last night before bowling but lowtax broke the forums so i couldn't post it. will post them today when I get home! :] |
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Oct 9, 2015 18:29
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meteloides posted:poo poo just got hairy on the home front, so I just want to know if things are going to get really bad really fast, or if it's gonna be ok oh noe, sorry meteloides on your troubles. Drew these the other day, but havent had time to post them yet. hopefully its not too late! [summons the spirits of the arcana]    Ten of Swords, Four of Cups, Ten of Cups Then Ten of Swords definitely signifies your time of crisis, peril. You are absolutely right, there is some real bad stuff going on right now and it has the potential to get a lot, lot worse. However, this is not out of your control to fix, or at least make the situation somewhat better. You are like the contemplating man sitting under the tree, there is stress creating distractions around you, but if you concentrate and focus internally - you'll find the answer on what to do to be pretty obvious. Unfortunately, these troubles do not just surround just you, there is possibly family/loved ones involved which can make focusing internally reeeeeaaalllly hard. You need to fight that distraction because you will only make matters worse if you are not on a solid mental ground before helping those you care about. Anyways, if you can be diligent in these meditative, internally-focussed exercises, many good, or at least satisfying outcomes will come your way. Good luck friend. Wishing you the best!
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Oct 11, 2015 16:54
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TWIST FIST posted:should president obama go bomb a hospital  Phenotypes aside, the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate, Barrack Hussein Obama is represented by the old bearded man. This is a card of accomplishment. He is looking back at the city he built (or bombed), the people he had an impact on, and all the things he has done to lead up to this moment. Reading this, I don't think he will bomb any more soon, as it appears he recieved everything he wanted to get out of it and (for the moment) is quite satisfied... 
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Oct 11, 2015 17:02
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Lil Cunty posted:I have one skipping ahead to help my friend wd in her urgent time of need.    Page of Pentacles, Strength, Knight of Swords The page of pentacles represents opportunity in your life, and like the pages in other suites - it's a card of new beginnings. The question doesn't seem like if you "should" or not, i think it's pretty obvious that you know already what you are going to do. Nothing is going to change that, and that is good because you are incredibly strong. You are a lion tamer, innocent & compassionate, and NOT to be hosed with. You do not need this confirmation from me or from anyone else, because you do best when you follow your heart. Be the Knight! Ignore the threats and charge into this predicament with gusto - leaving the clouds and trees tossed in the wake of your fury. Also - You should embrace the Strength and Knight of Swords cards in all your life choices, not just this one. They are your cards. Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Oct 11, 2015
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Oct 11, 2015 17:37
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Lil Cunty posted:in the nick of time too. because of your advice, I found the strength I needed to eat the second jelly donut. thanks for piercing the cosmic veil for me the spirits are quite helpful in matters of food, specifically donuts.
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Oct 11, 2015 22:10
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I Dunno posted:I've been looking for jobs lately. What sort of jobs should I apply for and will I be successful at getting a good one? ah okay    nine of cups, the star, 8 of pentacles. All of these cards are telling you that you are nearing a major turning point in your professional life. And the future looks bright.  You are close to getting a new job and probably a new career, at at least something pretty different than your current gig. And if you work hard, it will be one that is not only financially fulfilling but also emotionally fulfilling too. You might even have the opportunity to help others through your work. Just start looking, dont necessarily jump at the first thing that you find, or get discouraged - and everything will work out well. good luck! Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Oct 11, 2015
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ChairmanMeow posted:was my mom right? ChairmanMeow posted:Oh I want I want to know too! (I did what my mom said, so it's the same as my old 2nd question) Hmmm. lets draw and see....  It looks like the decision was made with imbalance and there should have been more discussion, thought, and even compromise put into it. This doesnt necessarily mean that it was the wrong decision though, just that there was some tension maybe or relationship conflict that may not be resolved because one side was not taken as seriously from the beginning. lets draw another card and see if it can't shed more light.  The World - Welp, yeah pretty much the same thing. I should also note, if you look up these meanings of these cards yourself, they were both drawn upside down from the deck which generally means that you are struggling to reach the message of the card (like balance for two of cups, or completeness for The World). Anyways, with that said, whatever decision that was made does not address some bigger issues at play, or at least will not completely solve the predicament you were in. There is more to be discussed on this issue, in fact it's almost like this decision is a red herring of sorts - a distraction from a more uncomfortable discussion.
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