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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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surrender
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Oct 4, 2015 18:01
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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hotbox it into submission and then gently set the noble creature free
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Oct 4, 2015 18:02
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- tao of lmao
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you dun goofed, op. that fly is gonna have a million babies and they're gonna puke their bug guts on you in your sleep
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Oct 4, 2015 18:05
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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hotbox it into submission and then gently set the noble creature free
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Oct 4, 2015 20:25
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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it found someone better op time to move on. I can give that fly everything it needs, and it knows it
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Oct 4, 2015 20:48
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- cuntman.net
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you ran into a super stealth fly
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Oct 4, 2015 20:49
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- dogcrash truther
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https://www.bugasalt.com
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Oct 5, 2015 00:47
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- dogcrash truther
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warning, that is NOT a website about how to find a nice man to give you AIDS
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Oct 5, 2015 00:47
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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you must move. Like your home, not around.
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Oct 5, 2015 01:17
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- cuntman.net
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change your name and flee to a different country
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Oct 5, 2015 01:19
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- Missing Name
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The fly is back. I shall name him Billy.
He is in the kitchen while I cower in my bedroom with a nerf gun. If this doesn't kill him, the Mauser will come out.
AKA "byezimyannij" or some variant of that.
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Oct 5, 2015 02:04
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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"oh god, oh god what have i done" weeps a man, as he frantically picks up the deadly salt load and throws it over his shoulder. "nooooo!" he is trapped, forever throwing salt over his shoulder, never realizing if that salt was thrown over his shoulder or not. he won the battle, but lost the war
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Oct 5, 2015 02:15
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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"help me, help meeeeee"---missing namefly
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Oct 5, 2015 02:17
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
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The fly is back. I shall name him Billy.
He is in the kitchen while I cower in my bedroom with a nerf gun. If this doesn't kill him, the Mauser will come out.
why did you name him, now you'll get attached and keep him for a pet
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Oct 5, 2015 11:16
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Wait! You still have the emergency teleportation device, don't you?
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Oct 5, 2015 14:59
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Have you tried chopsticks?
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Oct 5, 2015 15:22
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- Commie NedFlanders
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Let a spider in
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
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Oct 6, 2015 06:08
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Actually I meant the piano duet. Flies love making friends over chopsticks, they just never seem to find a playing partner and a walk-on-piano calibrated for fly weight.
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Oct 6, 2015 08:25
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- social vegan
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*smugly lifts bugasalt to lips, blowing the last plumes of saltsmoke leaving the barrel, turning the camera, a tight zoom to the face*
shoo fly, don't bother me.
*chuckles deeply, sits down and tries not to cringe while eating salty milk and cereal*
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Oct 6, 2015 13:03
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- BeanBandit
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Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
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I'm shunning my Asian heritage. It failed me when I ate ice cream the other night
unwise
*utilizes asian heritage to quickly earn a green belt in tae kwon do*
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Oct 6, 2015 13:18
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- tao of lmao
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Day two of the fly. We have settled into an uneasy truce. Billy stays on one side of the room, I stay on the other. He buzzes slowly; I play the sound of kazoos back as protest.
I left him an offering of poisoned sugar water.
lol
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Oct 6, 2015 15:15
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
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you named him, fed him, and gave him half your house
you might as well start taking him for walks and dressing him up in stupid outfits
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Oct 7, 2015 07:38
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- ron color
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safe money is on the fly. sorry
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Oct 7, 2015 08:04
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- cuntman.net
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safe money is on the fly. sorry
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Oct 7, 2015 08:18
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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become the fly. to kill you he'd have to kill himself first, see who blinks first in that situation pal. that's the pitch for my Hollywood remake of the fly
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Oct 8, 2015 03:34
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
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you monster
otoh you have your house back and can probably get a pet that doesn't eat poo poo
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Oct 8, 2015 05:07
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- cuntman.net
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byob success story
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Oct 8, 2015 05:14
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- ron color
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the fly is typing
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Oct 8, 2015 06:12
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