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Does it feel like you are making love to your computer?
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Oct 5, 2015 08:29
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Oct 5, 2015 20:29
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Does typing all the codes out on your keyboard feel like you are having sex with a woman?
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Oct 5, 2015 20:32
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dying slowly
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Oct 5, 2015 22:14
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it feels like a warm apple pie OP
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Oct 5, 2015 22:34
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How many of you creamed in your pants when windows 10 gave a female that doesn't mind talking to you?
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Oct 6, 2015 00:41
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smells like.. victory
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Oct 6, 2015 00:41
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Op I'm starting to think that you are not actually interested in the answer to ur question
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Oct 6, 2015 03:36
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black pete posted:Does typing all the codes out on your keyboard feel like you are having sex with a woman? probably not, tbh
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Oct 6, 2015 03:45
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sometime s I find goop in the keyboard after a particularly good sesh
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Oct 6, 2015 03:47
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came here to post this b/c its true
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Oct 6, 2015 06:41
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it feels like the slow death of society by the overvaluing of meaningless activities at the expense of those who do actual work
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Oct 6, 2015 07:05
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feels good, manStymie posted:it feels like the slow death of society by the overvaluing of meaningless activities at the expense of those who do actual work which computer stole your job
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Oct 6, 2015 08:06
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pram posted:smells like.. victory the lie every in-pants jizzer has told themselves that night and every night after
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Oct 6, 2015 08:14
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"tell them, at my funeral" he says dangling from a helicopter "it smelled..... like...... victory!!!!" as he plunged to his death
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Oct 6, 2015 08:15
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like this, op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48 but moreso
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Oct 6, 2015 09:32
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like diving face first into a pile of nulls
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Oct 6, 2015 09:45
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:like diving face first into a pile of nulls This guy definitely wacks off while programming.
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Oct 6, 2015 19:34
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programming is like when youre really going to town on a HB9 and you finish and feel great but then she just kinda sighs and rolls over away from you
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Oct 6, 2015 19:40
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i like if
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Oct 6, 2015 21:30
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Oct 6, 2015 22:04
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programming feels like it's hard to get anything working, but when you come up with your crappy solution that works, you can just copy and paste it over and over and have it work the same very easily as many times as you want, and that's when it rules
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Oct 6, 2015 22:04
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part of why i think this is a poo poo movie. just should have a USB out coming out his skull or something
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Oct 6, 2015 22:05
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the closest i can come to it is if you have a big curry and the next day you feel really bad until you eventually have a poo poo and get it all out of your system. thats what programming feels like
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Oct 6, 2015 22:46
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If i was a great programmer i would probably make something cool that made money instead of the ghey crap the nerds in this forum probably make
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Oct 6, 2015 22:47
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like a losing battle in a race against time, op
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Oct 6, 2015 22:53
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it's about 90% bashing your head against a brick wall, followed by 10% of being beaten with the giant stick of your own stupidity although i will concede that that's probably because i'm bad at it
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Oct 7, 2015 00:44
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this was prob my favorite part of that entire movie. android be all "yo dawg, i heard you like fingers"
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Oct 7, 2015 01:04
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:part of why i think this is a poo poo movie. just should have a USB out coming out his skull or something you can spend millions of dollars to rewrite your legacy cobol code to support skull brainlink, or you can spend a hundo extra on your android for the wicked fingers upgrade
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Oct 7, 2015 02:18
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programming is like rain man I'm Tom cruise and the computer is Dustin Hoffman and I'm trying to him laid at the bar but he keeps misinterpreting my advice because he needs every little step explained
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Oct 10, 2015 17:26
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i love to fondle the clit mouse on my computer, and my computer seems to hum a bit more when i do it so i think it enjoys it too
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