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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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What kind of devils are Sweetie Pie and Honey bunch? Their masks are pale and red, but they don't have the vaguely insectoid or hairy and brutish bodies they're respectively supposed to have.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Zoss probably had the element of suprise while the angels had been sitting on their asses for untold ages.

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Oct 16, 2015

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Vladok anticipated the paper doll spell, and the drinks were chosen to subvert that magic and turn it against her. But she didn't eat it, she's okay.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Oh hey, Vladok is a lady now that she's Princess, even though most of her names are masculine

On a Reddit AMA or something a while back, Abaddon said there's some arch devil called only "Himself." So you can go beyond Ebon if you don't have a name at all.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I imagine they're former pale devils that got a really, really, really bad deal when trying to move up a level.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Is the update schedule changing at all? Is the comic putting out more pages now or were the last two weeks a special thing?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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One of the reworked early pages seems to show that Incubus looks about the same as he did back in the day.
http://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/844/

I think he'll end up being a love-to-hate-him Joffrey Baratheon rear end in a top hat, possibly an evolution of the sleazy David Bowie guy from the last pages of the forum adventure.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Tuxedo Ted posted:

Is that Aesma at the far right?

Yep. The alt text says their names. Un-Hansa is th guy with the beard, his daughter Prim is the one with white hair next to Aesma, Yis and Un are in the middle, and I think the rest of them are new.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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This conversation gets me thinking. There's no way that Mottom actually ate all of the fruit on that world. She's just one person. She went out of her way to make it extinct because denuding entire planets is what god kings are supposed to do.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I'm the angel whose head is just 3 knives.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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2 Michael's that one relative shouting "HIS name is BRUCE Jenner!" at Thanksgiving dinner.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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World War I/Death Korps of Kreig-looking mofo in the lower left. Interesting what with the author's comment that the demiurges keep firearm technology on the level of flintlocks.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Renaissance Robot posted:

Best askblog ever.

When I here White Chain, I hear the voice of the Eldar Guardian from Dawn of War.

Solomon David is Keith David.

Gog-Agog is Maria Bamford.

Nicki Minaj would make a good Cio.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Here is a page with all the demiurges before they went batshit. Here they are just after the war.

Notably, these are the only places we've seen Mammon so far. Not even a dream appearance like Incubus.

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Feb 23, 2016

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Renaissance Robot posted:

Reminder that Zoss soloed like a hundred gundams practically bare handed.

I've wondered about what the difference in circumstances, power levels, and such that lead to Zoss taking down the Prime Angles and then getting taken out by the Thorn Knights.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Mr. Lobe posted:

As for Solomon David, he's clearly the most well-preserved of the humans. Wonder what his secret is? Maybe he's just too cool to get old.

[Cool] black [flame] don't crack.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Mottom's late husband is named Hastet-Om, according to some post somewhere.

Some people speculated that Incubus no longer has a physical body and can only perv on people in dreams now, but that bit about him having no past makes me wonder if he ever did have a real body.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Mardragon posted:

I wonder if her husband is the king of the devils that is watched over by a group of ebon devils and is locked in a box that was talked about on the blog.

The husband's name is Hastet Om, according to some post somewhere. The king of the devils is known only as Himself.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Gog-Agog just wants to be pretty, blonde, and popular. Like Allison! I'm sure most can relate. Some days, don't we all just feel like a person-sized trash bag full of maggots?

I mean, there's this girl, Nadia, and she is soooo obviously fake and she's always bitchy to everyone and they just fawn over her. The other day she messed up my makeup that that I worked SO HARD ON and then people just give her stuff when it isn't even her birthday and when I invited people to my birthday they were all "ew no your house is gross" and IT'S NOT FAIR.

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 20:37 on May 3, 2016

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I have a skeleton that obeys my every command :black101:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I'm exited to see Aesma enter the dating game.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I used to picture 6 Jugs' tea ceremonies as a strangely calm and classy affair contrasting with his brutality and horrific appearance, but now I'm picturing him going through the ceremony sarcastically, and then devolving until he's shouting "HURF DURF I'M A HUMAN! I DRINK LEAF JUICE STRAINED INTO HOT WATER TO BRIEFLY FORGET I'M GOING TO DIE ONE DAY DURRR!"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Aww, no continuation of Aesma's quest for a husband.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I'm the guy with an Illuminati pyramid for a head to the right of the stage.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Ixjuvin posted:

Aesma is just Manic Pixie Dream Goddess

By this, we mean she has an undiagnosed mental disorder, she's a creature in Germanic fairy tales who eviscerates misbehaving children, and also the dream is the kind where all your teeth fall out, you fall down a pit for almost forever, and at the bottom a giant spider with your father's face steals your penis on he day of your big math test.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Zoss first appearance and calling her his "redeemer" in their meeting in the Void seemed to suggest that the Thorns and/or demiurges got the better of him, but word of God from the tumblr says death ain't no thing to him because he's closer to Royalty than any mortal has ever been.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Bookish Jadis and Mammon are on the student council. Popular jock Solomon David is rivals with with cool greaser Incubus. Dumpy spaz Gog-Agog is always trying to get sit at the popular girls' table, but hot cheerleader Mottom keeps blowing up her head. Jagganoth is the troubled boy fron the wrong side of the tracks who's always working on his car.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Poltergrift posted:

I'm envisioning a Mean Girls scenario here -- new girl Allison, fresh from a childhood of charity work in impoverished universes, forges a friendship with weird, misanthropic lit magazine editor Cio and uptight hall monitor 82 White Chain Born in Emptiness Returns to Subdue Evil, but accidentally works her way into the good graces of the popular clique -- 1 Gabriel Wieners, Nadia Smith-Om and Regina Zoss.

I'd think Zoss would be Tina Fey's character. YISUN would be the principal, but instead of being in over his head like Tim Meadows, he'd be egging everyone on.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Lady Droopy doesn't seem to be too enthused to be decapitating that guy.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Abaddon said the Seven Deadly Sins theme is just superficial, but Maya is wearing orange and likes to eat noodles and get drunk...

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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It looks like Monkey is going up against Maya in the big crowd scene, so I'm increasingly worried about her :ohdear:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Mammon is a servant, and while they're naturally more powerful than humans, humans can have drives that can push them beyond even the gods.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I could very well be wrong, what with Abaddon saying the Seven Deadly Sin motif is just superficial, but the fact that Maya's love of noodles and the fact that she wears orange, a color associated with gluttony, means she's going to take Mottom's place. Even if she doesn't join the remaining six, she's at least going to take her key.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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I'm disappointed the ship didn't be crash outside Allison's apartment, but I'll manage.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Pureauthor posted:

Pretty sure the magic bullshit embedded in Alison's skull is not useless.

Well, the magic bullshit is pushing her to become a swordsman instead of a farmer, noodle vendor, or barista, so I'd say it's pretty useless :colbert:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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In case anyone didn't know or remember, Lord of Hats' character INGSVLD announced himself as a representative of the haberdasher's guild.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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There's a billboard with Gog-Agog's face.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

DBZ for sure. Alison obviously doesn't go for that other crap. Only gem she gives a poo poo about is in her head

Crystal Gems are basically always-on Sailor Moons though.

Though I have to agree that she'd use the DBZ dance. True Royalty has little cares neither for frilly displays such as the gem fusion dance nor the mockery the DBZ dance might provoke before it's used to grind their enemies into the dirt.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Those who came to Throne after Zoss did found him smoking a dank-rear end pipe atop the broken corpses of the prime angels.

Vladok had a dank-rear end pipe that doubled as a cane.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

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Doom is close to royalty. There is one, like Pree-Aesma, whose burning will accomplishes what the most expansive minds and terrible warriors dare not try.


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