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Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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Tonight, we are all Astros fans.

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Jul 11, 2005

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I can't watch this, it's awful. Don't they know?

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Jul 11, 2005

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RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Jacoby "$153M" Ellsbury isn't even in the lineup? lmao

Hanley and Panda for Ellsbury straight up.

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Jul 11, 2005

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Vertical Lime posted:

This could take a while



Money well spent. Though unless they're cheering for the Astros, I hope they never get in.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Can't tell if they were booing A-Rod or booing the call

You know in your heart.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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gently caress yeah.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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Killer B's.

Col-Bee
Val Beeuena
Carlos Bbbbbcorrea

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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Grand slam please.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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Couldn't they have just offered CC a handle of Patron for 7 shutout innings?

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Jul 11, 2005

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Balls

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Jul 11, 2005

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I missed the McCann at bat. :(

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R.D. Mangles posted:

i love hoe everyone is just dancing around instead of just saying that mccann is an irredeemable rear end in a top hat

He's just grizzled

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Jul 11, 2005

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

No he's just old and his arm is hosed. Like, it's a super obvious thing that he's not some SECRET JAPANESE WEAPON or whatever, I have no clue what this plan was.

He needs to start throwing his gyroball.

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Jul 11, 2005

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Shinjobi posted:

please win game Astros


I think everyone here is in agreement with you.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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With that stance, Gattis looks like a Jeff Bagwell that can't hit for poo poo.

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Jul 11, 2005

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Motherfucker you hit 11 triples.

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Mormon Juggernaut posted:

I feel like this is one of those games where the Yankees will play like poo poo for 7 or 8 innings and bullshit their way into Yankees Magic for the win. :(

Let's not say things we can't take back.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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Archer with the Tanaka snub.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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This game is cool and good.

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Jul 11, 2005

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I wish he *really* flipped his bat, and stared down McCann while doing it.

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Some Numbers posted:

Can someone explain the jokes about McCann?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAxJunWPDdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6OxpsF4aNw

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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Archer for play by play announcer.

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I didn't want to hate Brian McCann, and it was easier when he was on the Barves, but he just seems like a huge douche.

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Jul 11, 2005

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CowboyKid posted:

Ballplayers are the biggest pussies.

They get their loving feelings hurt because the opponent takes too long looking at a bomb. So they throw at the next guy.

Soccer players may flop for calls but at least they don't turn into bitches.

Yeah, but it's soccer.

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Jul 11, 2005

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ComposerGuy posted:

I'd feel a lot better about this with one more run.

Why not ten? Twenty?

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Jul 11, 2005

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Poque posted:

brb vandalizing wikipedia

this won't even last an inning I bet

They said that about Tanaka and look at how that turned out.

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Jul 11, 2005

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Kruk: "They probably don't know the Yankees won 27 championships." about people who make professional baseball their life.

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Jul 11, 2005

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Since when did they start quoting Rotten Tomatoes to advertise a movie?

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Jul 11, 2005

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Chad Qualls, warming up to give up the go ahead run.

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Well, at least he made contact.

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Crimson Sox posted:

Can't wait for the Yankees fan to blame A-Rod for the loss

That Astros bullpen tho

Moneyball
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Is that a 3rd walk for Chris Carter?

Cubs are going to win this year.

Moneyball
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Thank you, ESPN, for labeling the fielders.

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Abel Wingnut posted:

i hate espn's main announcer more than either of the color commentators

Could be worse.

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Jul 11, 2005

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DornerHorse posted:

Sipp has less command than a substitute teacher on a Friday

Professional poster right here.

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Jul 11, 2005

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Been my favorite part so far. Did you know the umps are totally in Houston's tank because 'it's a better story'.

I'd still be okay with it.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

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I'd be happy to see the Yankees go for the strikeout whistle alone.

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Pinstripe Alley ‏@pinstripealley 42s43 seconds ago
Aw I made some people mad with my tweets. That’s heartbreaking.

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Jul 11, 2005

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beaten

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Jul 11, 2005

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Kirios posted:

"Pinstripe Alley ‏@pinstripealley 11s12 seconds ago
Like, really, my heart is wounded that Astros fans don’t like my tweets. Can’t go on."

Astros fans are the absolute worst.

I want to comment on that and ask him if he's being sarcastic.

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