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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Now it's your turn.

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coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
K

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
gently caress what, op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hogge Wild posted:

gently caress what, op

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

I am shamed.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

I am shamed.

a straight male that drinks wine. suuuree

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mange Mite posted:

a straight male that drinks wine. suuuree

Whiskey, Wine and Steak bitch. Blow me bitch boy.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Having always enjoyed your posting, I would encourage you to never kill yourself. Even with a knife.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Hello My Name is VendaGoat and I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Mange Mite posted:

a straight male that drinks wine. suuuree

yeah

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Now it's your turn.

Personally I don't like wine and think it is bad, but I respect your choices.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
What's your favorite color, VendaGoat?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What's your favorite color, VendaGoat?

Green

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Now it's your turn.

Hey vendagoat, just wanted to say you're one of my favorite posters. Always got a good crack to pull out in a thread, but never go so far as to be a huge rear end in a top hat that everyone in the thread hates.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
drink beer instead op but not any goddam ipas because they bad

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
otherwise I agree with your platform

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
Welcome to Something Awful. Please enjoy your stay.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I like to gently caress steaks

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm telling ya bro, once you've hosed a steak, real pussy won't do a goddamn thing for you

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i eat so much pussy they call me Alf

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Got a customer service number? I only got half a goat and the machine looks kind of too tipsy to kick

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

VendaGoat posted:

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

Hello my name is Network Pesci. Let's eat steak.

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
i would like 1 goat please

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Hi VendaGoat did you have an okay day today? :buddy:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Hi VendaGoat did you have an okay day today? :buddy:

yeah

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
*throws hands up to chest and minces about*

hi boys! i like to drink wine!

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

I am shamed.

Welcome to 90% of all males.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I agree op. With everything

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.



with giant circus tits

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I always have liked you vendagoat.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Hm, thread title is accurate. Good job, OP, voting 5.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

VendaGoat posted:

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Now it's your turn.

hello

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


More like VendaBLOAT.
Because you're so fat. I know where you live. Wash your goddamn pillowcases more often.

Goat gay so what

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Hm, thread title is accurate. Good job, OP, voting 5.

Same.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Hi VendaGoat did you have an okay day today? :buddy:

Actually, it was standard.

I had a nice walk though, it was a good temperature



Hi!

GORDON posted:

Welcome to 90% of all males.

Women. We need a Final Solution to them.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i drink piss

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm VendaGoat ama

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Remember your meltdown a few years ago?

Good times.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

I am shamed.

what does this even mean, lol ...straight? omg, i don't even know how to respond to this. here's a piece of advice to get you thru life: gently caress. MEN. BUTT STUFF.

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Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I like the OP, that avatar is just great.

VendaGoat I hope you're not really a murderer or anything because that would be a shame.

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