Hello My Name is VendaGoat.....

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Now it's your turn.

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

gently caress what, op

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hogge Wild posted:

gently caress what, op

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

I am shamed.

# ? Oct 7, 2015 23:57

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

I am shamed.

a straight male that drinks wine. suuuree

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Mange Mite posted:

a straight male that drinks wine. suuuree

Whiskey, Wine and Steak bitch. Blow me bitch boy.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:00

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Having always enjoyed your posting, I would encourage you to never kill yourself. Even with a knife.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:01

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Hello My Name is VendaGoat and I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:01

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Mange Mite posted:

a straight male that drinks wine. suuuree

yeah

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:01

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Now it's your turn.

Personally I don't like wine and think it is bad, but I respect your choices.

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

What's your favorite color, VendaGoat?

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What's your favorite color, VendaGoat?

Green

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

VendaGoat posted:

I'm gay

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SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Now it's your turn.

Hey vendagoat, just wanted to say you're one of my favorite posters. Always got a good crack to pull out in a thread, but never go so far as to be a huge rear end in a top hat that everyone in the thread hates.

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

drink beer instead op but not any goddam ipas because they bad

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:06

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

otherwise I agree with your platform

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Davethulhu: Aug 12, 2003; Morbid Hound

Welcome to Something Awful. Please enjoy your stay.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:22

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

I like to gently caress steaks

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:26

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

I'm telling ya bro, once you've hosed a steak, real pussy won't do a goddamn thing for you

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

i eat so much pussy they call me Alf

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Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Got a customer service number? I only got half a goat and the machine looks kind of too tipsy to kick

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:48

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

VendaGoat posted:

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

Hello my name is Network Pesci. Let's eat steak.

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The Hman: Jan 6, 2015

i would like 1 goat please

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Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

Hi VendaGoat did you have an okay day today? :buddy:

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:50

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Hi VendaGoat did you have an okay day today?

yeah

# ? Oct 8, 2015 00:56

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

*throws hands up to chest and minces about*

hi boys! i like to drink wine!

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GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

I am shamed.

Welcome to 90% of all males.

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

I agree op. With everything

# ? Oct 8, 2015 01:08

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

with giant circus tits

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Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

I always have liked you vendagoat.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 01:10

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Hm, thread title is accurate. Good job, OP, voting 5.

# ? Oct 8, 2015 01:43

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

VendaGoat posted:

And I like to drink wine, eat steak and gently caress.

I know this is triggering, but I am trying to mend my heathen ways.

Now it's your turn.

hello

# ? Oct 8, 2015 01:44

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

More like VendaBLOAT.
Because you're so fat. I know where you live. Wash your goddamn pillowcases more often.

Goat gay so what

# ? Oct 8, 2015 01:44

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Hm, thread title is accurate. Good job, OP, voting 5.

Same.

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Hi VendaGoat did you have an okay day today?

Actually, it was standard.

I had a nice walk though, it was a good temperature

Putty posted:

hello

Hi!

GORDON posted:

Welcome to 90% of all males.

Women. We need a Final Solution to them.

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

i drink piss

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I'm VendaGoat ama

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Remember your meltdown a few years ago?

Good times.

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Pulp Can Move: Oct 4, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a straight male. I enjoy loving straight cis women.

I am shamed.

what does this even mean, lol ...straight? omg, i don't even know how to respond to this. here's a piece of advice to get you thru life: gently caress. MEN. BUTT STUFF.

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

I like the OP, that avatar is just great.

VendaGoat I hope you're not really a murderer or anything because that would be a shame.

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